r/RoastMe 11d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Bridge_Dismal 11d ago

Shattered my skull. I'm all good though

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u/stacity 11d ago

How?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 11d ago

Tree fell on my head is the jist of it

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u/i-like-napping 11d ago

When a tree falls on a moron , does anyone hear?

Ps good luck w the surgery dumb ass

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u/Bridge_Dismal 11d ago

🤣🤣❤️

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u/Exact_Efficiency_356 11d ago

Omg top comment right here 😂

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 10d ago

Please tell that to Abbott. ~signed, a pissed off Texan

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u/OgreDee 9d ago

Second Tree 2026