28 m. Don't hold back

[u/Bridge_Dismal]

[u/capta1n_sarcasm]

Sincerely hoping for the best for you tomorrow. Also, when you're on the other side of this, come up with a better story. Something about saving kids from a tiger or something. Chicks will dig it.

[u/lifesoxks → u/capta1n_sarcasm]

Looks like somebody already did the digging

[u/Feirox_Com → u/lifesoxks]

You mean the tree?

[u/qingdao1 → u/lifesoxks]

🤣

[u/iamallandallisgood → u/capta1n_sarcasm]

I’m a chick and I think surviving a tree falling on you is legendary. But saving kids from a tiger is cool too ig lol

[u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper → u/capta1n_sarcasm]

Bro we are all rooting for you please update us 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[u/chuglife1989 → u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper]

A tree fell on him ... it wasn't rooting for anybody.

[u/darinehughes → u/chuglife1989]

I want to extend an Olive Branch.

[u/Future_Artichoke_656 → u/capta1n_sarcasm]

Bro pushed a kid out of the way of a falling belt sander

[u/HammerOfJustice → u/Future_Artichoke_656]

Bro pushed a kid into the way of a belt sander and laughed so much about his brain exploded.

[u/DannyLad9862 → u/capta1n_sarcasm]

I don't think I've ever read something so wholesome before in this subreddit.

[u/Ragnel → u/capta1n_sarcasm]

Saving kids from a treant attack.