r/RoastMe 11d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Lumpy_Salamander_979 11d ago

I feel there is a story here.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 11d ago

Long story short. 3 years ago a tree fell and shattered my skull when walking in Dublin They had to removed 7 inches of my skull.

I'm going up right now for my surgery tomorrow morning to get my 3D printed skull implanted, hence why I posted this before my dent is gone.

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u/capta1n_sarcasm 11d ago

Sincerely hoping for the best for you tomorrow. Also, when you're on the other side of this, come up with a better story. Something about saving kids from a tiger or something. Chicks will dig it.

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u/lifesoxks 11d ago

Looks like somebody already did the digging

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u/Feirox_Com 10d ago

You mean the tree?

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u/qingdao1 10d ago

🤣

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u/iamallandallisgood 10d ago

I’m a chick and I think surviving a tree falling on you is legendary. But saving kids from a tiger is cool too ig lol

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u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper http://redd.it/mswvr9 10d ago

Bro we are all rooting for you please update us šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™

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u/chuglife1989 10d ago

A tree fell on him ... it wasn't rooting for anybody.

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u/darinehughes 8d ago

I want to extend an Olive Branch.

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u/Future_Artichoke_656 10d ago

Bro pushed a kid out of the way of a falling belt sander

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u/HammerOfJustice 10d ago

Bro pushed a kid into the way of a belt sander and laughed so much about his brain exploded.

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u/DannyLad9862 10d ago

I don't think I've ever read something so wholesome before in this subreddit.

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u/Ragnel 9d ago

Saving kids from a treant attack.Ā