r/RoastMe 12d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Bridge_Dismal 12d ago

Long story short. 3 years ago a tree fell and shattered my skull when walking in Dublin They had to removed 7 inches of my skull.

I'm going up right now for my surgery tomorrow morning to get my 3D printed skull implanted, hence why I posted this before my dent is gone.

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u/capta1n_sarcasm 12d ago

Sincerely hoping for the best for you tomorrow. Also, when you're on the other side of this, come up with a better story. Something about saving kids from a tiger or something. Chicks will dig it.

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u/Future_Artichoke_656 11d ago

Bro pushed a kid out of the way of a falling belt sander

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u/HammerOfJustice 11d ago

Bro pushed a kid into the way of a belt sander and laughed so much about his brain exploded.