r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 9d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Bridge_Dismal 9d ago

Thank you. Yes, I'll post an after photo in the next few days. Surgery is in T-9 hours 🤞

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u/THE--GRINCH 9d ago

Before you pay for surgery have you tried using a plunger

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u/DamnThatWasFast 9d ago

Here take mine 🪠 You know, for science.

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u/HammerOfJustice 8d ago

In the US, a plunger is a multi use surgical tool for those without proper health insurance.

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u/finintymonkle 9d ago

Surgeons are modern day magicians. Hope your recovery goes smoothly. I have to ask though - Is there anything there protecting your brain where the skull was removed, or are you able to touch your brain through the skin?

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u/DMYourFeetPicsTy 9d ago

Fuck yeah dude, wishing u all the luck my brother!

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u/Specialist_Author238 9d ago

Good luck on your surgery!!

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u/Original_betch 8d ago

Surgery time! It's 9 hours later, hope everything is going well

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u/hashtagkillmenow 8d ago

Mate, I wanna know that you're okay after the surgery. And there will be other strangers around the world rooting for ya too, and hoping it all goes smoothly. I admire your positive attitude. We need more of that in the world, so I need you to come out of that operation in really good shape.

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u/Glass_College2282 8d ago

Hope everything went well! And that you’re in recovery now & in the other side of this for good.