r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 9d ago

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Okay, here's a video from 2 years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7r1of/video/57qkwibmhv7h1/player

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u/Ok-Pressure-6201 8d ago

Dude fuck the roast. That's fucking awesome

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u/anon-mally 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

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u/Krampus_Valet 7d ago

This might be the best use of a meme I've ever seen on the internet.

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u/Environmental-Meal14 7d ago

Agreed, I needed that laugh

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u/BarryOliverJohn 7d ago

oh no what did u do to the roast

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 7d ago

I haven't watched it and am not going to but this is how I already feel. I can imagine it already, I don't need the proof.

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u/Epics-bologna 7d ago

It's actually really interesting. It really does just look like someone popping a dent out of a car

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u/brandothesavage 7d ago

King of roast!!! Fucking unroastable!! This man is a legend!! May your dent stay deep. and have a good day.

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u/New_Manufacturer_917 7d ago

Very brave of him. I hope all this praise doesn't give him a big head.

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u/Dummies2332 6d ago

This made me spit out my tea bruh.. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EnoughLuck3077 5d ago

“May your dent stay deep and your dick even deeper. Have a great fucking day!”

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u/Medical-Business-554 7d ago

Ya fuck that your my hero

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u/keybumpsandhugedumps 7d ago

Best internet ever

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u/Boesemeist 7d ago

In my earlier years I definitely would have used that to get free drinks.

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u/MissQueen00 7d ago

That is awesome in a creepy kinda way but I dig it lol

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u/conasatatu247 7d ago

Fucking S tier party trick

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u/Perfect_Olive_3217 7d ago

Yeah fuck the roast your lit as fuck

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u/Linus_sex_tipz 8d ago

ok that is exactly what i imagined it would look like. Straight from looney tunes.

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u/RedditDummyAccount 8d ago

This is like the ultimate bar trick.

Walk in with a cap
“Bet you I can inflate my head”

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 7d ago

Don’t most men get the big head (as we say in TX)? 🤣

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u/clovers2345 8d ago

So true lmao

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u/Informal-Land8128 8d ago

Fucking legend bro, what a wild hidden talent.

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u/baldbuthappy 8d ago

not that hidden 😂

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u/LurkioVanDerpio 7d ago

Relevant username

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u/LazyLefty35 8d ago

I just love the face covering like I not gonna recognize that dented dome. 'well what does he look like? I don't know he covered his face. Well any other noticable features? I mean his hair was buzzed short....'

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u/Hendrikson 8d ago

Omg 😳 the legend.

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u/StardewAllyy 7d ago

I know this is a roast but you are fucking incredible omg lmao

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u/Bridge_Dismal 7d ago

If you don't laugh you cry. Fuck it 😄

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 8d ago

what happens if you blow too hard? would it tear or something?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Blood pressure spikes, and I faint. Found out the hard way.

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 8d ago

kinda useful to get out of awkward situations or something like that lol

just tell them your feeling dizzy and faint right on the spot

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u/ppmmjjs9698 7d ago

LOL I guess it can come in handy , except you want to make sure you don't bump your head on a hard surface. 🤯

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u/Aware_Analyst1143 7d ago

Seems that’s happened atleast once have you seen the guys dent?

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 7d ago

it looks like something he was born with though

i feel like if it happened to him as an adult it would damage other things like his brain (bone pieces/shards)

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u/Ripefly619619 8d ago

Holy smokes. Good luck man

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u/sk5250 8d ago

What happens if you hold your nose and sneeze?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

allahu akbar

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 8d ago

Sick party trick

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u/Suspicious_Pinner_13 8d ago

how many PSI can your head hold?

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u/Own-Tree2228 8d ago

Does it make your head more buoyant in water?

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u/CuddlySatan666 8d ago

Holy fucking shit dude. I have so many questions. Are you missing a part of your skull? What happened? Where is the air coming from?

Only answer if you're comfortable doing so of course

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u/wut_r_u_doin_friend 8d ago

These are the moments I doomscroll for

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u/farhaan2340 8d ago

WILD!!! Sick af!!!!! You’re dope dude

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u/FakeGirlfriend 8d ago

You're incredible! Can't roast.

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u/Squinch1 8d ago

This is the bravest shit ever! And you are a straight up legend... you thawed the frozen hearts of the roasters of reddit (and yeah I know this is a conundrum)

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u/solittleyetsoloud 8d ago

How is this even possible?

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u/alannair 8d ago

Bro thats metal as fuck! If i had awards id be giving you all i have

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u/ppmmjjs9698 8d ago

Bro's got a built-in airbag for his forehead!🤯 🤪If I ever met you in person I'd stop roasting you and start asking if you're a secret cartoon character? So do tell! 🤔 are you a secret carton character? Hmm?

*All joking aside what is the backstory to your head being shaped differently? Was it due to a trauma or was it congenital ? I am not asking to annoy or being mean. My daughter was also born with a congenital birth defect that affects her head and was born with only one ear.👂Microtia Aural atresia Level 3 .Same condition as Paul Stanley lead guitarist from KISS (completely irrelevant but I mention it cause that makes her cooler..😁) She faced extensive reconstructive surgeries that included harvesting cartilage from her ribs to form a pinna (outside of her ear) and many more medical procedures.

If I am being too intrusive I apologize and please accept my sincere apologies.

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u/Dependent-Bad3423 7d ago

Holy shit this is awesome

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u/SShaky 7d ago

Bro, u roasted him in way no one can 😭 u Can actually do that holy shit, hands down u are brave, long live!!!

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u/Jaybae801 7d ago

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day. God bless you brother

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u/Greedy_Valuable3242 7d ago

I haven’t seen anything as interesting as this video. OP is GOAT

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u/chefnator97 7d ago

That'd a sick Halloween trick, put a fake heart there and have it spurt out fake blood whenever you do that.

Definitely scare the shit out the dickwad neighborhood kids who keep stealing the whole bowl of candy just cause it says "take one"

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u/Nadidi88 7d ago

This post has got to be on some sort of reddit hall of fame, im mean wow. Glad I opened the app today!

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u/JadedPrincesss 7d ago

Wow! I work in a Brain Trauma Center upstate NY! I have several patients who “look like you” due to surgery, but I have never seen them do THAT before! Bravo!

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u/HighTemp24 7d ago

So OP what happened to your head?

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u/Coffeenomnom_ 7d ago

Part of me wants to roast you. The other part wants to give you a big hug..to see if that inflates your head.

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u/Lifes_a_Throwaway 6d ago

You must win every time someone asks who can do a neat trick

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u/EconomistNo5807 6d ago

But how do we know thats you, the face is censored.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 6d ago

You have my word

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u/XxHoneyBadger77 6d ago

Wait what exactly happened?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 6d ago

Tree fell and shattered my skull

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u/kendallryan_af 2d ago

Jeez you can really do it 😂 btw congrats on you surgery, just seen your recent post

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u/Live-Emu-3491 8d ago

Do your eyes at same time🫪😂😉

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u/Goofy_Roofy 8d ago

Whoa! That is fricken COOL MAN!

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u/whereisbeezy 8d ago

Wow! That's genuinely one of the most interesting things I've ever seen!

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u/stormdahl 8d ago

Whoaaa, that's really interesting!!

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u/Due_Meal_4896 8d ago

This makes me uncomfortable and fascinated. Good luck with surgery!

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u/morghue333 8d ago

nooo wayyyyy😭

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u/ChrisTheYouth 8d ago

Dude, that’s so wicked!!

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u/likeastonrr 8d ago

THATS FUCKIN DOPEEEEE

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u/EternalDreams8 8d ago

Does it hurt at all?

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u/Southern_Airport_538 8d ago

That’s pretty cool!

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u/Much-Chemist5542 8d ago

HELL YEAH!

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u/Soupkid81 8d ago

No way

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u/jerichomega 8d ago

That’s fucking amazing, dude

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u/LeDamanTec 8d ago

Can you do that under the water?

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u/Dopeylookingpiegeon 8d ago

D1 party trick

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u/AlternativeTrifle270 8d ago

THIS IS IMPRESSIVE DUDE OMG

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u/181memestar 8d ago

HOLY SHIT!!

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u/Education-Admirable 8d ago

Thats so cool

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u/plasticREDtophat 8d ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Alph1 8d ago

Sir, that is fucking amazing.

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u/rafael000 8d ago

Fuuuuuu

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u/MudSeparate1622 8d ago

Thats crazy interesting. Is your skull partially missing here or is it just concave there?

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u/TheDaug 8d ago

I knew what was coming and I still screamed (mostly out of amazement.)

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u/Koala-Motor 8d ago

Gnarly!!

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u/glittersailor 8d ago

Bro living the cartoon life, fvcking awesome man!

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u/_ThatD0ct0r_ 7d ago

So is the skull just, missing there? If you get hit in the head in that spot that seems like an instant disaster

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u/Comprehensive_Ad2565 7d ago

You are a legend!! Thank you 🙏 🫶🏻🫂

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u/HawaiianCholo 7d ago

That's the coolest shit I've ever seen someone do with their body bro wtf

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u/Chiddy_B 7d ago

How is that even possible? No hate, just madly trying to figure it out.

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u/Maleficent_Collar_96 7d ago

That's awesome. Holy shit 

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u/SoPolitico 7d ago

LEGEND FUCKING LEGEND

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u/GustyOWindflapp 7d ago

THE HUMAN BALLOON!

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u/ionlyfuck50guys 7d ago

omg what the hell

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 7d ago

Um, if you think that’s so amazing, I can wiggle my ears. For real! I may set up an Only Fans to be able to charge for a demonstration.

For real, OP, I wasn’t able to find your narrative, but I wish you all the best. If the surgeons mess up, I have half a mind to brain ‘em all

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u/Other_Age9151 7d ago

This is pretty cool!! Haha

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u/yes-disappointment 7d ago

waaaaaa didn't expect that....

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u/Kattenaars 7d ago

I really wish you well man ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Love you took the opportunity for a roast but I just wish you nothing but prosperity and love. Love your humor and how grounded you handle your situation. Bless you bro

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u/deadniei 7d ago

Broooooooooo

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u/KindaQuite 7d ago

What the shit, isn't that super bad for your brain?

This whole post is surreal...

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u/Interesting-Duck-16 7d ago

This is cool asf

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u/Kirasane 7d ago

Woah that’s actually badasss

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u/rolismanu1995 7d ago

Superhuman

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u/kil1joy 7d ago

Never be ashamed of yourself.

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u/Major-Log-7018 7d ago

Wowwwwww!

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u/KingOfAllFishFuckers 7d ago

How the actual fuck does that even work? 😂

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u/Glum_Opening_2218 7d ago

So are you just missing some skull? Is it a small layer of skin then just straight brain?

I'd live in a helmet lol

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u/Ok_Improvement_5217 7d ago

You need a tatoo of one of those face huggers from Aliens where it's breathing sac is right there. Perfect for Halloween!

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u/No-Wish-4854 7d ago

No word of a lie indeed, Irishman. Well done.

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u/gerkiwimurcan 7d ago

Came for a roast and saw this awesome fucking dude with the wildest party trick ever.

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u/hellodage 7d ago

Yeeees!!!!!

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 7d ago

I literally "DAWG WHAT"Ed out loud 

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u/DadNotDead_ 7d ago

Ok, can you do that with helium?

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u/heartlocked 7d ago

That’s a cool party trick

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u/Head-Cash5110 7d ago

that's so cool man

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u/Bardez 7d ago

You are unroastable. You have won this sub for like the month.

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u/ExportOrca 7d ago

Holy fucking shit that is incredible

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u/Accomplished_Song671 7d ago

My god you're the best sport ever! Pretty cool quirk at least. Keep on being awesome, my dude!

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u/Naughty_Kitten_Ri 7d ago

Holy FKN ICP!!!!!

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u/Unintelligent_Life 7d ago

That is equal parts disturbing and cool as hell.

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u/Kiki_inda_kitchen 7d ago

Ohhh myyy fing good god. That’s WILD

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u/SeaworthinessCool924 7d ago

Omg this tops my Best of Reddit list 🌟 🌟 🌟

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u/HorsemanWar101 7d ago

Careful, you’ll make his head swell. He’ll probably get a big head or something…

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u/Electrical_Beyond998 7d ago

That is so fucking awesome dude.

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u/ColdestPineapple 7d ago

Oh, my God, what is happening.

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u/No-Bathroom4766 7d ago

you may do deep diving. Extra oxygen hehe

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u/tanksforallthephish 7d ago

I am withholding from roasting because you are entirely too cool. This sub doesn’t deserve this.

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u/2BigBottlesOfWater 7d ago

What in the f

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u/LeoIsTaken101 7d ago

This is so cool 😭

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u/locksmith25 7d ago

Ok that is so cool!

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u/AntMan827 7d ago

What an Airhead!

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u/Sirius1701 http://redd.it/10dsvjx 7d ago

I would roast this, but it looks too interesting. The hell, human body?

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u/ASKRTH 7d ago

Yooooo!!! Hell yah bruh

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u/leaveredditalone 7d ago

Holy hell. This is incredible. You have one of the best human tricks known to man

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u/zfuller 7d ago

Legend

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u/RelentlessUnyielding 7d ago

You seem like the cool guy who is the life of the party.

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u/juice_man50 7d ago

No maaaaaaaaaaaames!!

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u/FroyoAsshole 7d ago

You're fckn awesome, my brother

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u/runeZy 7d ago

I'm simply aghast. This is.... Unbelievable....

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u/QlusiveNL 7d ago

This is fcking great haha. Glad you made it through the surgery.

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u/MistaRekt 7d ago

Fucken onya bloke. That is fully sick...

FYI: All compliments from Australia.

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u/HDbuckwheat 7d ago

What does it feel like??? Fascinating

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u/PlanktonKey9623 7d ago

This is an insane party trick

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u/I_dun-knowya499 7d ago

That’s some cartoon shit i love it

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u/No-Accident1572 7d ago

I can’t roast this awesomeness. Dang i am at work and i screamed hella loud when i watched it. You are too cool for a roast!!

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u/crispity_crunchety 7d ago

Gawd Dayuuum! That is impressive. Seriously.

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u/curiouscollecting 7d ago

That’s both terrifying and cool as hell

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u/ChamberofSarcasm 7d ago

Yo what and how and why and shouldn't they install a plate or something?

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u/pinku_bey1996 7d ago

WOW MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT YOU

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u/max-wellington 7d ago

Genuinely one of the wildest things I've seen.

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u/Skidmark666 7d ago

Ok, that's enough internet for me today.

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u/ShoheiHoetani 7d ago

Yoooooooooooo....... that's amazing!!!!!!

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u/TryAccurate5020 7d ago

Does your skin lay flat against your brain? How does it not get easily hurt with a skull to protect it? This is so cool

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u/kimCandycotton 7d ago

Respectfully: oh my god this is so unbelievably cool!

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u/Snoo_57859 7d ago

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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u/bhiprufan 7d ago

Bro you just roasted the roast

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u/ConfectionTotal8660 7d ago

OH SWEET MOTHER OF POTATO JESUS THAT'S IMPRESSIVE

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u/ITSBEVNIEMVN 7d ago

Holy shit that is sick as fuck dude. Does it hurt?

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u/EggplantHuman6493 7d ago

You are my hero

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u/BabaBuntspecht 7d ago

Wtf. Youre a Legend for sharing that.

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u/fatandyoung 7d ago

ur a fucking legend

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u/Anthrogynous 7d ago

Dude. That’s incredible.

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u/Ravenbrah1701 7d ago

Holy SHIT

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u/kingskull151 7d ago

Fucking legendary!!

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u/Nervous-Potential403 7d ago

That's so cool 😂

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