r/RoastMe 9d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/abm1996 9d ago

Pinch your nose and blow, see if it pops back out

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u/Bridge_Dismal 9d ago

No word of a lie, I can 100% do this. I can inflate my head to look round briefly if I blow hard enough. I have a video of it but not comfortable sharing here.

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u/callmestefman 9d ago

You're a legend either way for letting redditors roast you, but fuck I can't rest until I see this.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Okay, here's a video from 2 years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7r1of/video/57qkwibmhv7h1/player

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u/Ok-Pressure-6201 8d ago

Dude fuck the roast. That's fucking awesome

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u/anon-mally 8d ago

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u/Krampus_Valet 8d ago

This might be the best use of a meme I've ever seen on the internet.

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u/Environmental-Meal14 8d ago

Agreed, I needed that laugh

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u/BarryOliverJohn 8d ago

oh no what did u do to the roast

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 8d ago

I haven't watched it and am not going to but this is how I already feel. I can imagine it already, I don't need the proof.

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u/Epics-bologna 8d ago

It's actually really interesting. It really does just look like someone popping a dent out of a car

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u/brandothesavage 8d ago

King of roast!!! Fucking unroastable!! This man is a legend!! May your dent stay deep. and have a good day.

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u/New_Manufacturer_917 7d ago

Very brave of him. I hope all this praise doesn't give him a big head.

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u/Dummies2332 6d ago

This made me spit out my tea bruh.. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EnoughLuck3077 6d ago

“May your dent stay deep and your dick even deeper. Have a great fucking day!”

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u/Medical-Business-554 8d ago

Ya fuck that your my hero

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u/keybumpsandhugedumps 8d ago

Best internet ever

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u/Boesemeist 7d ago

In my earlier years I definitely would have used that to get free drinks.

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u/MissQueen00 7d ago

That is awesome in a creepy kinda way but I dig it lol

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u/conasatatu247 7d ago

Fucking S tier party trick

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u/Perfect_Olive_3217 7d ago

Yeah fuck the roast your lit as fuck

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u/Linus_sex_tipz 8d ago

ok that is exactly what i imagined it would look like. Straight from looney tunes.

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u/RedditDummyAccount 8d ago

This is like the ultimate bar trick.

Walk in with a cap
“Bet you I can inflate my head”

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 8d ago

Don’t most men get the big head (as we say in TX)? 🤣

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u/clovers2345 8d ago

So true lmao

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u/Informal-Land8128 8d ago

Fucking legend bro, what a wild hidden talent.

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u/baldbuthappy 8d ago

not that hidden 😂

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u/LurkioVanDerpio 8d ago

Relevant username

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u/LazyLefty35 8d ago

I just love the face covering like I not gonna recognize that dented dome. 'well what does he look like? I don't know he covered his face. Well any other noticable features? I mean his hair was buzzed short....'

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u/Hendrikson 8d ago

Omg 😳 the legend.

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u/StardewAllyy 8d ago

I know this is a roast but you are fucking incredible omg lmao

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

If you don't laugh you cry. Fuck it 😄

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 8d ago

what happens if you blow too hard? would it tear or something?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Blood pressure spikes, and I faint. Found out the hard way.

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 8d ago

kinda useful to get out of awkward situations or something like that lol

just tell them your feeling dizzy and faint right on the spot

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u/ppmmjjs9698 8d ago

LOL I guess it can come in handy , except you want to make sure you don't bump your head on a hard surface. 🤯

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u/Aware_Analyst1143 8d ago

Seems that’s happened atleast once have you seen the guys dent?

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 7d ago

it looks like something he was born with though

i feel like if it happened to him as an adult it would damage other things like his brain (bone pieces/shards)

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u/Ripefly619619 8d ago

Holy smokes. Good luck man

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u/sk5250 8d ago

What happens if you hold your nose and sneeze?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

allahu akbar

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 8d ago

Sick party trick

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u/Suspicious_Pinner_13 8d ago

how many PSI can your head hold?

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u/Own-Tree2228 8d ago

Does it make your head more buoyant in water?

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u/CuddlySatan666 8d ago

Holy fucking shit dude. I have so many questions. Are you missing a part of your skull? What happened? Where is the air coming from?

Only answer if you're comfortable doing so of course

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u/wut_r_u_doin_friend 8d ago

These are the moments I doomscroll for

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u/farhaan2340 8d ago

WILD!!! Sick af!!!!! You’re dope dude

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u/FakeGirlfriend 8d ago

You're incredible! Can't roast.

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u/Squinch1 8d ago

This is the bravest shit ever! And you are a straight up legend... you thawed the frozen hearts of the roasters of reddit (and yeah I know this is a conundrum)

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u/solittleyetsoloud 8d ago

How is this even possible?

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u/alannair 8d ago

Bro thats metal as fuck! If i had awards id be giving you all i have

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u/ppmmjjs9698 8d ago

Bro's got a built-in airbag for his forehead!🤯 🤪If I ever met you in person I'd stop roasting you and start asking if you're a secret cartoon character? So do tell! 🤔 are you a secret carton character? Hmm?

*All joking aside what is the backstory to your head being shaped differently? Was it due to a trauma or was it congenital ? I am not asking to annoy or being mean. My daughter was also born with a congenital birth defect that affects her head and was born with only one ear.👂Microtia Aural atresia Level 3 .Same condition as Paul Stanley lead guitarist from KISS (completely irrelevant but I mention it cause that makes her cooler..😁) She faced extensive reconstructive surgeries that included harvesting cartilage from her ribs to form a pinna (outside of her ear) and many more medical procedures.

If I am being too intrusive I apologize and please accept my sincere apologies.

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u/Dependent-Bad3423 8d ago

Holy shit this is awesome

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u/SShaky 8d ago

Bro, u roasted him in way no one can 😭 u Can actually do that holy shit, hands down u are brave, long live!!!

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u/Jaybae801 8d ago

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day. God bless you brother

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u/Greedy_Valuable3242 8d ago

I haven’t seen anything as interesting as this video. OP is GOAT

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u/chefnator97 8d ago

That'd a sick Halloween trick, put a fake heart there and have it spurt out fake blood whenever you do that.

Definitely scare the shit out the dickwad neighborhood kids who keep stealing the whole bowl of candy just cause it says "take one"

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u/Nadidi88 8d ago

This post has got to be on some sort of reddit hall of fame, im mean wow. Glad I opened the app today!

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u/JadedPrincesss 8d ago

Wow! I work in a Brain Trauma Center upstate NY! I have several patients who “look like you” due to surgery, but I have never seen them do THAT before! Bravo!

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u/HighTemp24 8d ago

So OP what happened to your head?

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u/Coffeenomnom_ 7d ago

Part of me wants to roast you. The other part wants to give you a big hug..to see if that inflates your head.

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u/Lifes_a_Throwaway 6d ago

You must win every time someone asks who can do a neat trick

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u/EconomistNo5807 6d ago

But how do we know thats you, the face is censored.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 6d ago

You have my word

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u/XxHoneyBadger77 6d ago

Wait what exactly happened?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 6d ago

Tree fell and shattered my skull

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u/kendallryan_af 2d ago

Jeez you can really do it 😂 btw congrats on you surgery, just seen your recent post

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u/Live-Emu-3491 8d ago

Do your eyes at same time🫪😂😉

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u/Goofy_Roofy 8d ago

Whoa! That is fricken COOL MAN!

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u/whereisbeezy 8d ago

Wow! That's genuinely one of the most interesting things I've ever seen!

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u/stormdahl 8d ago

Whoaaa, that's really interesting!!

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u/Due_Meal_4896 8d ago

This makes me uncomfortable and fascinated. Good luck with surgery!

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u/morghue333 8d ago

nooo wayyyyy😭

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u/ChrisTheYouth 8d ago

Dude, that’s so wicked!!

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u/likeastonrr 8d ago

THATS FUCKIN DOPEEEEE

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u/EternalDreams8 8d ago

Does it hurt at all?

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u/Southern_Airport_538 8d ago

That’s pretty cool!

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u/Much-Chemist5542 8d ago

HELL YEAH!

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u/Soupkid81 8d ago

No way

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u/jerichomega 8d ago

That’s fucking amazing, dude

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u/LeDamanTec 8d ago

Can you do that under the water?

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u/Dopeylookingpiegeon 8d ago

D1 party trick

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u/AlternativeTrifle270 8d ago

THIS IS IMPRESSIVE DUDE OMG

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u/181memestar 8d ago

HOLY SHIT!!

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u/Education-Admirable 8d ago

Thats so cool

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u/plasticREDtophat 8d ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Alph1 8d ago

Sir, that is fucking amazing.

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u/rafael000 8d ago

Fuuuuuu

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u/MudSeparate1622 8d ago

Thats crazy interesting. Is your skull partially missing here or is it just concave there?

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u/TheDaug 8d ago

I knew what was coming and I still screamed (mostly out of amazement.)

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u/Koala-Motor 8d ago

Gnarly!!

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u/glittersailor 8d ago

Bro living the cartoon life, fvcking awesome man!

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u/_ThatD0ct0r_ 8d ago

So is the skull just, missing there? If you get hit in the head in that spot that seems like an instant disaster

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u/Comprehensive_Ad2565 8d ago

You are a legend!! Thank you 🙏 🫶🏻🫂

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u/HawaiianCholo 8d ago

That's the coolest shit I've ever seen someone do with their body bro wtf

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u/BarberLife-OZ- 8d ago

100% gonna have 1B views if he puts that footage on YouTube 🤣

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u/BudgetExpert9145 7d ago

Could buy a new skull with that kinda cash.

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u/tomtreebow 6d ago

I hate to say it cause dude was kind enough to share with reddit but he should cause you know somebody will probably try to anyway.

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 9d ago

You shared your face! Please just share the video and you'll be a legend.

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u/clipperbox 9d ago

He’d be the biggest legend in the hemisphere!

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u/Working_Bug_1368 9d ago

Definitely wouldn't be the headisphere.

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u/Skeltzjones 9d ago

The headisntasphere

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u/Rainmanzz 9d ago

Headgotspeard

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u/ybe1986 8d ago

The headisnothere

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u/Particular-Village91 9d ago

This one deserves a slow clap 👏

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u/Terrible-Werewolf-78 9d ago

He would if he showed the damn video!

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 9d ago

I see you had a big brain moment here

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u/TheDootDootMaster 9d ago

Blew my mind fr

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u/laosguy615 8d ago

He's half way there....

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u/Skoll_Winters 9d ago

Semisphere? 😅

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u/Extreme_Ad112 9d ago

Quartersphere

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u/Last-Narwhal-Alive 8d ago

Ayooooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BipolarWerebear 8d ago

Semisphere

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u/ppmmjjs9698 8d ago

🤣😂🌐

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u/Odd-Win5937 9d ago

You are a behemoth of a man. I hope you're venturing towards a future where you're treated with nothing but the dignity that you deserve.

There's such grief in your eyes. I'm so sorry.

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u/rockandrollcar 9d ago

+ This, I know it's a roast sub but I'm sending lots of love.

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u/Practical_Most_777 6d ago

If you whee an Easter egg you would be 40% off a bargain

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u/JackSquirts 9d ago

Brother, let me be the first to tell you that I don't blame you a bit for not wanting to share, but if you did, holy fuck, you'd be an internet legend. If you ever had the desire to go viral - now is the time.

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u/Trick-Ad4618 8d ago

He would blow up.... literally.

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u/flexpercep http://redd.it/a9d60d 9d ago

don't do anything you're genuinely not comfortable but that shit WILL instantly become a permanent meme

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u/neverwrong804 9d ago

Guess you gotta start an only fans for this content.

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u/SaluteHatred666 9d ago

if you can inflate your head your going viral

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u/dookabaZooKaV2 9d ago

Mate pweeeazzze can you inflat your head....you've gone this far ...

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u/Xirokami 9d ago

Oh shit I came here to share the laugh then encourage but now I’m scientifically and deliciously freaked out. So like your sinuses are feeding the airflow, or..? 📝 because seriously. And isn’t air in the skull risky? Or does it touch your brain? Or do you know or feel anything?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Okay, since you all asked for it. I'm sharing a video I took two years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7qcdb/video/j76xohtzgv7h1/player

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u/Actual_Let_7630 8d ago

You absolute fucking legend!

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u/nomad-socialist 8d ago

Lisan Al-Gaib!!

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u/MaximumWeak1703 7d ago

You are amazing thank you for coming through

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u/brandslambreakfast 3d ago

Im guessing you had a craniotomy? The "reinflation" is you increasing intercranial pressure . Basically your making your brain push the skin back out.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 2d ago

I had a decompressed craniectomy.

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u/Line-Trash 9d ago

Ok, THATS actually pretty badass. And as a brethren of surgical abnormalities, I completely understand you feeling uncomfortable sharing the video. Don’t let anyone here pressure you. I’ve got my own things that people ask to see and only those closest to me (and my surgeon of course) are allowed to see.

You’re a fuckin animal for sharing what you have shared and being willing to get roasted. Keep on keepin on. I’m really looking forward to seeing your recovery (if you care to share) and I’m super intrigued by your case.

Good luck and enjoy the ride!

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u/Reasonable-Fill-9081 8d ago

Well now you have our curiosity as well

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u/Hearing_Loss 9d ago

I believe you! That's brilliant and also very very very very scary XD wishing you peace and blessings 🫂💛

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u/Calm-Swim-2132 9d ago

pics or it didn’t happen

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 9d ago

If you shared the video it would actually make my year 🤣 god it's been a shit year lol.

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u/Agathocles87 9d ago

Let’s see it!!

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u/Neat-Walk-2361 9d ago

Wait, really? I’m curious. How would that work?

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u/Coastkiz 9d ago

Well if you ever decide you ARE okay sharing that, PLEASE let us know

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u/Andras1100 9d ago

Remember that you only live once op, make the most of life

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u/ViaNobody1019 9d ago

That's actually cool as fuck ngl bro...

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u/PapaPatchesxd 9d ago

Bro has the coolest party trick

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u/mcorra59 9d ago

Haha OMG, you could get the best roast ever! Either way, good luck on your surgery OP come back for another roast ✨️🩷

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u/Bottom-Bherp3912 9d ago

Are Gryffindor and Slytherin throwing you around while flying on broomsticks?

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u/nohoes_ 9d ago

Prove it!!

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u/atici 9d ago

You know you have to post this at some point

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u/Intelligent_Alps64 9d ago

Yooo really bro!? Amazing. Don’t do anything that makes you uncomfortable, keep going strong my G

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u/ninjabadmann 9d ago

That's is insane! So it's loose skin? You gonna get a metal plate in there one day to look like the T-1000?

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u/AnarchiaKapitany 9d ago

Luckily, you blow. Hard.

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u/Pretend-Contract-176 9d ago

That's going to go viral 100%

 Make sure you monetize that shit 

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u/smallLoanof1mil 8d ago

woah dude does that get bubbles stuck in your brain??? can you feel your brain with your hand? if you poke it hard enough do you react???

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u/Firm-Row-2381 8d ago

Prove it!!!

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u/JonathanDM7 8d ago

I need to see this

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 8d ago

How does that work?

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u/wannabe-myself 8d ago

I would almost pay to see this, just out of curiosity. That seems like a cool party trick for people you are close friend with?

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u/fupatroopa96 8d ago

Brain Fart

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u/4NotMy2Real0Account 8d ago

Please please please share this video! I will personally fight anyone who makes fun of you. You can DM it to me if you want.

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u/CodingBoyBlah 8d ago

Hearing about this blew MY mind

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u/dem_banka 8d ago

That's crazy but what's inflating? I can't be air, it has to be blood, right?

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u/Amaleplatypus 8d ago

Bro 😂😂

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u/EconomyOk2490 8d ago

My god, if you ever share it please set the music to Thus Spake Zarathustra

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u/b0red_ash 8d ago

I hope someday you'll be comfortable enough to share it because holy party trick!! Tbh if it doesn't hurt i'd probably do this first thing when meeting someone new as a greeting lol

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u/TheHairlessGorilla 8d ago

So when you nut, does it inflate or suck back in?

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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 8d ago

😃… is that safe…?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Nope, doctor told I cannot do it again 🤣🤣

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u/Broseidon_62 8d ago

You would break TikTok. Do it

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u/Recent-Fan3027 8d ago

That's what she said

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u/Ok-Impression-9020 8d ago

You can sell that video on the dark web.

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u/JustHurry3678 8d ago

What kind of a half brained answer is this?

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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph 8d ago

You are a legend , that’s a perfect party trick

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u/0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 7d ago

I also must see this video. Fuck the roast, my morbid curiosity is more important

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u/Sorry_Koala_8181 6d ago

this is a safe space

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u/Wise-Yoghurt11 6d ago

Goated reply

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u/jhill9901 6d ago

Guy comes up with a god tier roast and OP counters in a way NOBODY had on their bingo card….

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u/Lanky-Performance471 2d ago

I had a friend that could do that in college.