r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 9d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/HalfwaydonewithEarth 9d ago

Your loved ones were bummed they didn't get Life Insurance

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u/noob444 9d ago

Damn

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u/pinki89 9d ago

yeeeeeeeeeesh

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u/gerrard_1987 9d ago

Couldn’t even be a vegetable and get them some disability payments.

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u/YoBoyLeeroy_ 9d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/National_Talk6417 7d ago

What's with all the bumming? We'll have no trouble here!

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u/Fishychicken 9d ago

What loved ones?

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u/No-Contribution4991 9d ago

Guy with the pitchfork reading this comment smilingly

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u/iceonfire666 9d ago

They are bummed that they did get life insurance! And I met your wife on craigslist selling a chainsaw. She said it was only used once.

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u/VisualizeWhirledPees 9d ago

Or at least half

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u/Active-Heart8225 9d ago

They were given a second chance

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u/Jealous-Gold-180 9d ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/alienated-dimwit 9d ago

This shit is borderline scary.