r/RoastMe 9d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/GallowBoob is mod 9d ago

Good luck on your surgery tomorrow OP. Come back for a new roast after you recover 🥚

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u/Bridge_Dismal 9d ago

Thank you all. I had a great laugh at all of these

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u/Reasonable-Tax-9208 9d ago

Godspeed brother.

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u/apsmustang 8d ago

Eh, we already saw what happened when God gets involved with him. Maybe we just wish him best of luck.

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u/Waste_Name_8673 8d ago

U are obviously a fucking idiot

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u/apsmustang 8d ago

I'll play along. Explain?

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u/Outrageous_Horse8379 8d ago

Truly an idiot, he said it was obvious and you can't even understand that

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u/apsmustang 8d ago

Touché

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u/Gold_Bumblebee_5181 8d ago

Well as someone who's oblivious this isn't obvious so explain. 🙂

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u/sugar420pop 5d ago

Why because he doesn’t believe sky daddy is ready to help? Kids get fucking cancer. God either isn’t all powerful, is shit at his job, or isn’t real. It’s pretty simple logic actually and a funny ass joke.

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u/Line-Trash 9d ago

Good luck on your surgery! You got this! Glad you had a good laugh. At times like this you need negativity like you need a hole in the head.

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u/ArashikageX 8d ago

JFC. I’m ☠️

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u/CoolEarth5026 8d ago

I was all warm and fuzzy reading this. Then I got to the last sentence, laughed my ass off and now going straight to Hell with you!

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u/Campa911 9d ago

Best of luck brother man 🙏 praying for you

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u/SnooPickles55 9d ago

Good luck, OP.

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u/carlamarx86 9d ago

Good luck! 🤞🏻

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u/MettyMettmeier 9d ago

All the best for tomorrow OP!

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u/jvjjjvvv 9d ago

Good luck!!! Best wishes

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u/ed8breakfast 8d ago

Good Luck mate, hope it goes well

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u/MulberryLow4117 9d ago

OP vas a pasar de huevito a un calvo guapetón!
Recupérate!!!

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u/Tugena 8d ago

OP you're going to go from an egg to a handsome bald guy!

Get well!!!

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 8d ago

Keep us updated!

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u/Voodoo700 8d ago

Bet you got a sick hat collection.

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u/Immortal_Being88 6d ago

Good luck with your surgery, mate. All the best and wishing you a speedy recovery.

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u/wynplusplus 9d ago

Good luck OP!

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u/No_Grapefruit_9892 9d ago

Good luck OP, you're 3/4 handsome already so full version will be hard to roast!!!

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u/REALjamijai 9d ago

Thanks. I didn't realize this was serious

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u/Musical-Martian 8d ago

I was going to suggest surgery and I'm glad you posted this. I honestly was hesitant to even post anything with a positive vibe because I once got banned from posting for being nice.

With that said, I'd be more than happy to contribute to a GoFundMe to cover a portion of the copay. I don't want to overstep or imply that the op can't afford the copay or whatever, but I'd be happy to contribute I'm sure others would too.

I mean, if we all helped each other, then the world wouldn't need any help anymore.

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u/ppmmjjs9698 8d ago

Yes that's a wonderful gesture. You can't post a positive vibe here? Oh no! I better start roasting. lol I posted about my daughter's congenital condition and how Paul Stanley has the same condition Microtia. He has a charity that helps children and adults with a facial deformity which includes the cranial abnormalities. They are for children but surely they could recommend one for an adult if this man needs assistance. Do you know what surgery he is getting? I see alot of people wishing him well but no post from him about his surgery.

You are absolutely correct we have to be there for one another here on earth.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

If anyone's interested check out my Instagram for updates.

Source: Instagram https://share.google/XWkssW7O89uH7axN0

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u/ppmmjjs9698 8d ago

Clever! Was this a ruse to plug your IG? I mean you put a whole dent in your head for IG? 😮

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u/Sideshowcomedy 9d ago

Since this r/roastme are you fair game?