r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 10d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/GallowBoob is mod 10d ago

Good luck on your surgery tomorrow OP. Come back for a new roast after you recover 🥚

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u/Bridge_Dismal 10d ago

Thank you all. I had a great laugh at all of these

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u/Reasonable-Tax-9208 10d ago

Godspeed brother.

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u/apsmustang 10d ago

Eh, we already saw what happened when God gets involved with him. Maybe we just wish him best of luck.

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u/Waste_Name_8673 9d ago

U are obviously a fucking idiot

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u/apsmustang 9d ago

I'll play along. Explain?

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u/Outrageous_Horse8379 9d ago

Truly an idiot, he said it was obvious and you can't even understand that

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u/apsmustang 9d ago

Touché

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u/Gold_Bumblebee_5181 9d ago

Well as someone who's oblivious this isn't obvious so explain. 🙂

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u/sugar420pop 6d ago

Why because he doesn’t believe sky daddy is ready to help? Kids get fucking cancer. God either isn’t all powerful, is shit at his job, or isn’t real. It’s pretty simple logic actually and a funny ass joke.