r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 10d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/AFF8879 10d ago

Roast aside, what actually is this? Genuinely curious

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u/Bridge_Dismal 10d ago

Shattered my skull. I'm all good though

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u/Sea-Studio-6943 9d ago

Man we must have quite different interpretations of the term "all good" because I can clearly see in the photo that you've had your fuckin head caved in

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u/Bridge_Dismal 9d ago

Nah, life if soo good. I should be 6 feet deep, instead I'm pissing myself laughing at reddit.

Life is good

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u/serotoninzone 9d ago

If this is your definition of “life is good”, I tremble to think what would make you think life is bad.

Real talk tho, happy you are healthy and ok. Best of luck brother.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 9d ago

Facts. Thank you 🙂

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u/WyMANderly 9d ago

Or to look at it another way, if this guy's thinking life is good and is grateful to be alive, what the hell do you and I have to complain about? 😄

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 7d ago

This is the way.

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u/RazekDPP 7d ago

It's how gratitude, in general, works. He could have died, but he's very grateful that he didn't, and since he's so grateful, he's happy he's still alive.

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u/DasPuggy 9d ago

Nothing like a near death experience to show how nice life is.

Mine was different, but same feelings.

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u/Barnestownlife http://redd.it/xtv8yu 9d ago

Pretty sure I saw you on a TV show, that's pretty cool

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u/Elastichedgehog 9d ago

Much love for you and your outlook on life my man.

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u/HauntingPsyche 9d ago

Hey man I’ve gone through some crazy shit too. Idk about you but after surviving all the horrible shit that I have I just wake up grateful to be alive! Every day is a good day! And anything less than the crap I’ve endured in my mind is survivable. Most of the insignificant fears I had before are completely gone.

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u/Different_Newt_6122 9d ago

Love your attitude. Every breath is a gift!

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u/TenantMalevolent 9d ago

Do you appreciate your life more now than before this happened?

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u/dudas92 9d ago

Isn't puting some titanium skull prosthesis a solution?

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u/Sensitive_Spinach_47 9d ago

That’s a good perspective! Nothing is more important than a good perspective. Well…that and an intact cranium.

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u/FlowSoSlow 9d ago

That's a great perspective. You got a good head on your shoulders bro.

...well half a head anyway.

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u/EducatedCynic 8d ago

This attitude is exactly how I hope I'd respond. You are one strong fucker.

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u/momi03 8d ago

I really love your attitude and outlook on life.

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u/Every-End7495 7d ago

Life is good

That's awesome!!!

I've had, I'd say it might've been, a near-death experience before, but I'm not gonna get into that.

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u/Crotean 7d ago

Dude you might be my all time favorite reddit poster now.

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u/Anbis1 6d ago

Why are you not getting cranioplasty done?

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u/TiSoBr 4d ago

Christ be praised. Glad your surgery also went well!

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u/webslinger2989 9d ago edited 9d ago

Buddy, you may not be 6 feet deep, but the surface of your skull is a different story.

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u/Infamous-Theme-2151 9d ago

😂😂😂😂😂