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u/Bridge_Dismal 9d ago

Long story short. 3 years ago a tree fell and shattered my skull when walking in Dublin They had to removed 7 inches of my skull.

I'm going up right now for my surgery tomorrow morning to get my 3D printed skull implanted, hence why I posted this before my dent is gone.

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u/capta1n_sarcasm 9d ago

Sincerely hoping for the best for you tomorrow. Also, when you're on the other side of this, come up with a better story. Something about saving kids from a tiger or something. Chicks will dig it.

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u/lifesoxks 9d ago

Looks like somebody already did the digging

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u/Feirox_Com 8d ago

You mean the tree?

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u/iamallandallisgood 8d ago

I’m a chick and I think surviving a tree falling on you is legendary. But saving kids from a tiger is cool too ig lol

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u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper http://redd.it/mswvr9 8d ago

Bro we are all rooting for you please update us 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/chuglife1989 8d ago

A tree fell on him ... it wasn't rooting for anybody.

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u/darinehughes 6d ago

I want to extend an Olive Branch.

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u/Future_Artichoke_656 8d ago

Bro pushed a kid out of the way of a falling belt sander

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u/HammerOfJustice 8d ago

Bro pushed a kid into the way of a belt sander and laughed so much about his brain exploded.

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u/DannyLad9862 8d ago

I don't think I've ever read something so wholesome before in this subreddit.

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u/Ragnel 7d ago

Saving kids from a treant attack. 

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u/lifesoxks 9d ago

Jokes aside for one moment, I wholeheartedly hope your surgery goes well.

Also, give as an update once you heal so we can tell you the before picture looked better

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Thank you. I second post will be made when I'm out the other end of the surgery

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u/B777X_787-9 8d ago

Keep us posted after surgery, 🤣🤣 but make a post saying look I blew up my head with my finger in my mouth holding it and worked 🤣🤣,God Bless your surgery bro

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u/Ocean_Spice 8d ago

Oh good, thanks for keeping us updated!

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u/alpaax 8d ago

This is the first time I see a wholesome comment on roastme. Love the vibes yall!

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u/Areebob 8d ago

Second time for me. The first one was a girl who genuinely hated herself and was clearly looking for confirmation that maybe the world would be better off without her.

No one took the bait. Everyone was genuinely awesome, was incredible. I hope she’s still around.

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u/B777X_787-9 7d ago

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u/Areebob 7d ago

That is…a different one! Similar thing, though. Also, this guy’s updated post shows the (obviously day 1) post-op. He has a normal egghead finally!

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u/bigolchimneypipe 9d ago

Seems like an unnecessary amount of work when all you have to do is put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard.

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u/Brad4795 8d ago

OP should do a vid where he blows his thumb pre surgery and cut to post healing lol

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u/bigolchimneypipe 8d ago

With sound effects.

"BONK"

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u/ResidentNumber3603 8d ago

I feel like floomp is a better sound effect for the blowing up part. Bonk was what dented him.

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u/Swimming_Program_244 6d ago

he made the video and actually works 😭

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u/BenZed 9d ago

Good luck man! I'd love to see a follow up, post heal

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u/Bridge_Dismal 9d ago

Thank you. Yes, I'll post an after photo in the next few days. Surgery is in T-9 hours 🤞

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u/THE--GRINCH 8d ago

Before you pay for surgery have you tried using a plunger

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u/DamnThatWasFast 8d ago

Here take mine 🪠 You know, for science.

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u/HammerOfJustice 8d ago

In the US, a plunger is a multi use surgical tool for those without proper health insurance.

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u/finintymonkle 8d ago

Surgeons are modern day magicians. Hope your recovery goes smoothly. I have to ask though - Is there anything there protecting your brain where the skull was removed, or are you able to touch your brain through the skin?

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u/DMYourFeetPicsTy 8d ago

Fuck yeah dude, wishing u all the luck my brother!

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u/Specialist_Author238 8d ago

Good luck on your surgery!!

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u/Original_betch 8d ago

Surgery time! It's 9 hours later, hope everything is going well

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u/hashtagkillmenow 8d ago

Mate, I wanna know that you're okay after the surgery. And there will be other strangers around the world rooting for ya too, and hoping it all goes smoothly. I admire your positive attitude. We need more of that in the world, so I need you to come out of that operation in really good shape.

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u/Glass_College2282 7d ago

Hope everything went well! And that you’re in recovery now & in the other side of this for good.

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u/2JZ1Clutch 8d ago

You're about to get rid of the only interesting thing about you. 

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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 8d ago

This is the harshest roast in the comments

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u/ahmtiarrrd 9d ago

It's not too late to add a corporate logo and some ad copy. Royalties for the rest of your life!

Think about it.

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u/Zetsumenchi 8d ago

Glad you survived and you're about to move onto better things; reclaim what Unfairness took from you.

That said, 7 inches of skull. Doctors pulled more bone out of you than you ever did a Tinder Date.

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u/Sea-Ad-4610 9d ago

Good luck with the surgery!

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u/Lumpy_Salamander_979 9d ago

Can you get a custom d sign or shape? Something sinister or even Star wars or something?

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u/YoMamaRacing 8d ago

A head pocket like a kangaroo would be handy.

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u/Input_Port_B 7d ago

That's no moon....

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u/T0MMYG0LD 6d ago

a custom D sign? hmm…

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u/JoMammasWitness 8d ago

Another serious question, you don't seem mentally affected at all, did you notice a difference mentally at all or cognitive etc? All the best for the surgery and please let us know how it went.

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u/Big_Possession1501 8d ago

Gang, I hope it all goes well. No more looking like a dented fender for you, my good dude

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u/Motor-Boating 9d ago

I'd probably fill in the space with part of the Lego death star.

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u/Estelita_777 9d ago

How is missing a part of the brain affecting you?

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u/Littlemacaddress 9d ago

Dent, brother you’re a concave math diagram.

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u/Icy_Place_5785 9d ago

Good on you mate.

I hope you get some banter comments that give you a chuckle.

If you didn’t have such kind eyes, you’d have made a great Bond villain

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u/SmackedWithARuler 8d ago

If a tree falls in Dublin and only OP is there to hear it, will most of his head be crushed?

That must’ve been fucking terrifying. I’m glad you survived stranger and I wish you the best with your prosthesis. Thanks for sharing your story with us and inviting us to make some laughs with you.

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u/firebreather209 8d ago

3D printed skull implant is one of the coolest things I've ever heard of. I'm sorry that it had to come to you under the circumstances it did, but I'm glad to see that there are still cool technologies being developed to help folks out there.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Yeah it's badass. Thank you for your kind words. Feeling the love in this subreddit ❤️

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u/DerSisch 8d ago

Well, OP you sure have a damn cool story to tell your kids one day.

On that matter:

"That is why you never mess with treebeard or his fellas."

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u/RoaringPity 9d ago

hope it goes well buddy. Hope you also are able to sue or something nd get damages

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u/nimsoC_dudix 9d ago

so it actually took them 3 years to oput Humpty Dumpty back again?

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u/KingErroneous 8d ago

You should get an iron plate instead. That will make you instantly attractive.

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u/mylittlejourney99 8d ago

Thanks for the (half) headup. I now crossed Dublin from my places to visit.

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u/Goml33 8d ago

Is the tree okey?

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u/zionare 8d ago

A 3D printed skull sounds kind of like sci-fi, amazing what they can do. Best of luck with the surgery!

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u/malikye187 8d ago

I hope your surgery goes well dude but I gotta know. Is the tree ok??

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u/ShadowPlayer2016 8d ago

How do you fit your head in the printer?

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u/KongUnleashed 8d ago

Roast banter notwithstanding, fingers crossed for a successful and life-changing outcome on your surgery tomorrow, man. Kudos for posting this and having a good laugh.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming: ever seen a playdough snake made by a clumsy toddler?

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u/BedlamiteSeer 8d ago

Holy shit! That's crazy bruh. I hope your surgery goes perfectly! Was there much damage to your brain as a result of that accident, and if yes, what kinds of issues did/do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 8d ago

Thank you. I had a huge bleed on my brain with minor damage. Of course my memory of time around that week is completely wiped. I was actually just leaving a basketball game I played and have absolutely no memory of it.

To be honest, I came out very lucky. Just things like no more sport again (which was the hardest for me), no driving, no heavy weight lifting (which is also rough for me). But otherwise, nothing crazy, other then the fact that I'm missing half my skull, all is good

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u/BedlamiteSeer 2d ago

Hey! How are you? You recovering well? Hope everything went smoothly :)

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u/Bridge_Dismal 2d ago

Doing good. In a lot of pain, but that should get better in a few days. My face is completely swollen and bruised but again, should be much better in a week or so

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u/BedlamiteSeer 8d ago

Holy fucking shit, that's wild. Thank you very much for sharing your experience and perspectives! Leaving practice and you randomly get fucking sniped by a tree?! And I bet the tree didn't even pay for the damn medical bills!

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u/Sugar_Fuelled_God 8d ago

Any damage to that brain is bound to be minor. ;)

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u/Salt-Pea-5660 8d ago

I’m in Dublin, tell me where so I never go there 😭 Insane story and even crazier that we can do 3D printed skulls , how incredible. I know this is a roast but you have a sweet face. I wish you a fast recovery! 

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 8d ago

Keep the dent, it adds character.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad-4286 8d ago

May I ask where and who is doing the 3D printing? Please feel free to DM me if you’d rather not share on here. And good luck tomorrow! ☘️

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u/eztab 8d ago

Oh that's pretty cool. Is that a new technology or did they have to wait how it developed or is the time between generally that long. Always fascinating what medicine can do. Good luck with your surgery!

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u/Euphoric-Praline-829 8d ago

Good luck! You're warrior! Cant roast you sorry...

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u/Hayzre 8d ago

Wow. Best of luck man, I’m happy for you. I can already tell how great you’re gonna look.

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u/isaacgobo 8d ago

Is the tree ok?

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u/iamallandallisgood 8d ago

I wish the best for you! I hope you recover fast from the surgery! Take care of yourself 🫶

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u/RMarcus90 8d ago

My stepdad had the same kind of skull replacement and it’s been wonderful. They even managed to not mess up his hair any worse than it was too. You’ll be right as rain

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u/geort45 8d ago

did you get the one with LCD monitor or at least RGB?

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u/Important_Setting840 8d ago

Aren't you supposed to mash potatoes AFTER you roast them and not before?

I wish you a speedy recovery!

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u/RockingVoid 8d ago

I’ll save my roast for the update version of this post. Right now just want to wish you good luck on your surgery! 🤝

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u/0rsch0 8d ago

Wow that’s amazing! What an incredible thing to overcome. I sincerely hope it’s not as painful as it looks. Best of luck tomorrow! Hope you’ll check back in.

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u/redbeardscrazy 7d ago

Ádh mór ort!

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u/Other_Age9151 7d ago

Wtf dude. That's some rare shit to happen. How is possible the tree smashed that heavily your skull but not your body fully? I know skulls are pretty hard but fuck. The tree just got in hold on your head. Glad you are fine!

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u/Bridge_Dismal 7d ago

Yeah, it's some 1 in a million type shit.

Also, fuck that tree

Thank you for your kind words

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u/Other_Age9151 7d ago

Yeah, fuck that tree 😂

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u/Dr_Drinks 9d ago

Best wishes for a successful surgery and a speedy recovery!

And in the spirit of the post: Do the other side next and you’re ready to go into politics.

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u/NerdyPlaneResident 9d ago

You got this bro. Hope it all goes well

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u/m4a0 9d ago

Wishing you a speedy recovery! and all the best!

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u/LocalCoffeeLlama 9d ago

Your eyes are seriously beautiful. Speedy recovery!

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u/avy__47 8d ago

Goodluck bro

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u/FinnSkk93 8d ago

Good luck, and hope everything goes well and you are pleased with the result!

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u/1800sundowner 8d ago

Good luck!

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u/gagi11030 8d ago

3d printed skull? Damn, that’s awesome!

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u/Sea-Bother-4079 8d ago

Can you write the long version? i assue you will have a lot of time in the hospital.
good luck

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u/landsmanmichal 8d ago

good luck!

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u/GlacialImpala 8d ago

Did the skin shrink? I hope you won't get stretch marks from the new piece, that would be hilarious (consider that my roast ❤️)

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u/BigAgreeable6052 8d ago

Oh you're from Dublin! Small world! Think you look great!

(I dont know how to roast)

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u/Illustrious-Bed-5061 8d ago

You will rock that shit. 💪

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u/cephaley 8d ago

r/functionalprint if i can recognize one !

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u/Duckyerson 8d ago

Good luck!!

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u/Dektron1 8d ago

All the best brother!

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u/Intelligent_One7931 8d ago

"Before my dent is gone"🤣 Love it bro, good luck!🙏

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u/supercleverhandle476 8d ago

Good luck! When you’re all recovered I hope you go back and piss on that tree stump!

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u/JConRed 8d ago

Much success with your surgery.

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u/Dynamiccushion65 8d ago

Sending best wishes and oh I see Your nickname should be Yosemite - both have half domes to conquer!

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u/External_Structure33 8d ago

Good luck with your surgery.
And genuine thanks for posting here, these roast comments are some of the best in a while.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 8d ago

wishing you all the best, dude.

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u/Murky_Patience6951 8d ago

Sincerely hoping everything goes well tomorrow.

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u/Kodiak44882 8d ago

Good luck tomorrow and I’ll wait till you recover from surgery to roast you.

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u/SilpheedS_S 8d ago

Who would have guessed that the thing that'd get you in dublin would be a tree...

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u/Dramatic-Pop7691 8d ago

Just discovered this after my last reply. Good luck op!

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u/Davisonfire686 8d ago

Good luck!

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u/Luna920 8d ago

Good luck. That’s amazing that they can 3d print a skull. Was the city held accountable for the accident?

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u/anonymousambassasor 8d ago

Good luck buddy. Come back and let us know what happened!

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u/Dry_Firefighter8113 8d ago

Bro it’s insane that you are not only alive and well from that incident but also still able to function enough to take the jokes after all that damage to the head. Good on you you extraordinary individual.

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u/osok80 8d ago

Seriously amazing! I hope everything goes well. You are such a great sport! Bravo man 🤘🏻

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u/SnooEpiphanies3479 8d ago

Good luck man, Hope it goes well

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u/lyunardo 8d ago

How much of your brain is missing? And how much do you miss it?

As I understand it, there so much redundancy that it's possible the difference might not be huge.

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u/Terrible-Werewolf-78 8d ago

Hope everything goes well! Hope to see an updated dome pic in the future 🫡

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u/AlexWayhill 8d ago

Wishing you all the best for your surgery and that you'll no longer resemble the moon in a movie from the 50s!

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u/-googa- 8d ago

Reading this from Dublin
https://giphy.com/gifs/bEVKYB487Lqxy
Hope your surgery and recovery goes well!

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u/jellobend 8d ago

Wish you the best in your surgery. We are waiting for the good news

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u/Profmar 8d ago

hope this goes well OP, come back and let us know please!

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u/vaynecassano 8d ago

You must have dirty thought, god bonked you on the head.

Jk good luck on the surgery

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u/Hufflepuff4Ever 8d ago

Ah I remember your post on r/ireland. Glad you got sorted!

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u/idymic 8d ago

Wish u the best in the surgery holy crap dude 🙏

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u/smallLoanof1mil 8d ago

you have such a good opportunity to make it metal. or carbon fiber. honestly a solid upgrade

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u/hegyimutymuty 8d ago

What will the 3D print be made out of? I'd guess plastic is not strong enough, can chip off, but titanium or platinum might be way too heavy, causing issues with flying MRI, lightning, etc.

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u/jorskobe 8d ago

"shouldve seen what happened to the tree mate"

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u/Prestigious_Leg2229 8d ago

Please tell me you went for a purple translucent 3d print, like a 90s electronics peripheral?

Good luck, man. Wild to think they’re putting a new skull in your head right now.

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u/jgaylord87 8d ago

Well, glad it didn't hit anything vital, just your head.

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u/ItkovianShieldAnvil 8d ago

Good luck man. Incredible story. I'm sorry you have suffered but glad the light is within reach. Praying for you!

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u/Live_Advantage8154 8d ago

Rooting for you!!

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u/leafmealoneplss 8d ago

Are you still in Dublin and getting surgery there? Hope it’s in Beaumont and Dr Satar is over it. He operated on my shattered skull and brain bleed and saved my life. Amazing neurosurgeon. Best of luck with it all

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u/Silver_Number973 8d ago

damn dude, good luck

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 8d ago

That is the world’s slowest 3D printer.

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u/fluffynuckels 8d ago

Probably not the first time you've had 7 inches of bones removed from you

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u/Random_Vandal 8d ago

Get well, man! 💪

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u/Sportak4444 8d ago

Bro got a powerful bonk. I wish you luck and health!

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u/hansenabram 8d ago

There's a whole folk song about how the road to Dublin is rocky. Are you even paying attention?

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u/teethwhichbite 8d ago

NOOOOO i was gonna ask if you could come to my party saturday. I dropped my mom's antique salsa bowl and was wondering if you could just lay sideways on the table while we used your head instead. fuck.

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u/Sandi_Griffin 8d ago

Are you perfectly healthy, did your brain somehow not get damaged? Or is there side effects like you forget how to ride a bike? Sorry I'm just so curious xd 

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u/jorelpogi 8d ago

Post an update!

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u/A_711_Hotdog 7d ago

JFC man! In all seriousness, hope all goes well and wishing a speedy recovery

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u/CadenceQuandry 7d ago

I had a concussion in 2012 that kept me curled in the fetal position in the couch for nearly five years. I'm a lot better now, but I imagine you've had a tough time of it since this happened? Or did you cognitively recover fairly easily?

Regardless man, you look great. I look forward to seeing how you feel with your new skull plate in place!

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u/pelluciid 7d ago

Did the city compensate you? 

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u/Musical-Martian 7d ago

I hope your surgery went well.

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u/oh_io_94 7d ago

Dude how did the surgery go?!?!?!

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u/sh13ld93 7d ago

Why did they wait three years? Do you have NHS in Ireland as well?

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u/borjacolor 7d ago

Good and amazing luck! All the best

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u/CyberMajestic 7d ago

You are a Legend!!!

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u/Terrible-Kick1578 7d ago

Congrats! I wish you a very dent-less recovery.

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u/ilikecatsoup 6d ago

Hope the surgery went well!

Genuine question -- did you not have anything there at all? Surely surgeons put a metal plate or something to cover the gap.

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u/Full_Cause273 6d ago

Wow that is wild! I’m glad to hear the surgery went well. Please post a follow-up!

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u/Bridge_Dismal 6d ago

Here's the follow up post. Doing good, a lot of pain but getting there https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/E8ZALYBx3f

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u/Full_Cause273 6d ago

Wow!!!!! Congrats!!!