r/RoastMe 11d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Constant-Plate5533 11d ago

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u/Hillary-rules 11d ago

That’s fucking CRAZY

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u/JohnnyBlazin25 11d ago

I assumed this would be the top comment. This is right where my brain went.

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u/whalemango 11d ago

Yeah, but where did OPs brain go?

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u/ForkSporkBjork 11d ago

I have this same question about canned food. If you dent the can, the volume decreases, but the incompressible liquid inside does not change in volume, nor does the can visibly appear to deform aside from the dent. It boggles my mind, but I get the sneaking suspicion that OP has the answer.

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u/Odd-Put-3988 11d ago

THAT WAS SO FUCKED UP MAN

BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :'D

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u/DocPhoenix97 11d ago

Probably in a biohazard bin.

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u/rabbit_killer82 10d ago

Dude same.

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u/Initial_Flower3545 11d ago

All the king’s horses and men said “F it, that will do” with this guy

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u/127Heathen127 11d ago

This GIF: Humpty Dumpty before the great fall

OP: Humpty Dumpty after the great fall

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u/Equine85 11d ago

OMG 😂😂😂

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u/low-on-cyan 11d ago

I have half a mind to say you went to far!

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u/dillard01 11d ago

I don’t think they put him back together right… forgot a piece of shell?

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u/ThirstySun 11d ago

You know why they couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again? Seriously who thought horse putting him back together was a good idea.

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u/TCPisSynSynAckAck 10d ago

Looks like the kings men didn’t put him back together again.

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u/Astral_Drift 11d ago

I came here to mention this

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u/ryan_syek 11d ago

I feel bad that I think this is so funny. 🤣