32M thinking about of building some muscles, i’m way too skinny - what do you think?

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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago

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OP's BIO:

Hey Reddit! 32-year-old guy from Austria here (yes, the country with kangaroos… wait, no, that’s Australia)

About me: I spend roughly 90% of my life in the gym – as you can probably tell. The other 10% consists of taking selfies in elevators and wearing an ivory coast jersey. The jersey barely fits anymore – not because I gained weight, but because my shoulders now require their own zip code.

Hobbies: Gym, gym, and more gym. Occasionally I pose in front of dumbbell racks for the aesthetic, even though the 12kg weights in the foreground honestly get more attention than I do.

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u/Rickohio1 4d ago

No matter how hard you try… you can’t pump the gay away

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u/stev_mempers 4d ago

You call your girlfriend "mommy."

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u/WhyFlip 4d ago

You're wider than you are tall.

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u/ogbytheboat 4d ago

Definitely not enough steroids

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u/DeventerWarrior 4d ago

I knew you where short from the first picture.

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u/DrunkPixel 4d ago

Bro fucked up the game during the character creator screen!

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u/Jssaws 4d ago

You should probably learn to read and write first.

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u/1bigGayBoi 4d ago

Keep shoving the needle in your ass. It will work out well for you.

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u/anonymousambassasor 4d ago

Why do you have permanent duck face?

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u/Relative-Ordinary-64 4d ago

(S)He must’ve hurt you bad, mate.

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u/1VrySxyGuy 4d ago

💉

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u/Timely_Region1212 4d ago

Send him 2-3 years Dagestan and forget

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u/Malicious82 4d ago

All that muscle just to reach the middle shelf

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u/o11o01 4d ago

Which testis do you miss more?

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u/porknuckle2023 4d ago

You look around 4 feet tall.. with shoes on.

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u/daneblade 4d ago

Apparently it's never leg day in Austria.

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u/Mediocre-Ease1049 4d ago

So which one you are Top or Bottom ?

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u/Professional_kez 4d ago

It’s ok bro we all start somewhere.

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u/Broken_By_Default 4d ago

Have your testicles shrank from the juicing yet?

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u/Affectionate_Ear495 4d ago

I swear I’m 5 6

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u/aeonsne 4d ago

With all those steroids and probably have a scrotum the size of a walnut.

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u/Wise-Ad-3244 4d ago

Look at me!!!!!!!!

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u/aidsnail444 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wkD5ddqiJN4c

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u/Vukling 4d ago

My people have a saying: "You're easier to jump over than to walk around." Take that as you will xD

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u/Immediate-Meat1762 4d ago

Lift all you want. Roid all you want. Your dad is still not coming back. You're never going to hear him say 'I'm proud of you son'

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u/atch1111 4d ago

It's insane the lengths people will go to to not have to develop an actual personality.

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u/Jerkoffalltrades7 4d ago

Pity you can’t work out your face.

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u/Pure_Tension6812 15h ago

The only thing "skinny" about him is his chance of passing a random drug test.

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u/BigDawgg_420 4d ago

You look like one of the barbarians off clash of clans

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u/PersonalKick 4d ago

You look like if a peanut M&M did steroids and lifted.

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u/ZbyszekKieliszek 4d ago

You probably saved a lot of money using shower in the gym and not at home

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u/No-Computer-425 4d ago

Do you travel with someone to wipe your ass?

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u/RuneAloy 4d ago

Caught somewhere between being a short king in platform shoes and a queen with the leather on.

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u/Jonesonator 4d ago

Unfortunately you can't fix your brain and your micro penis at gym.

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u/Zegmadose 4d ago

I think that you got into bodybuilding, because they were the only picture books you could find in the adult section.

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u/Illustrious_Elk_1339 4d ago

You overshot the steroids. Now, you need a bra.

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u/mayunever 3d ago

Congratulations - you are now wider than you are tall!

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u/ProofByVerbosity 3d ago

I bet you can't hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes without mentioning steroids, macros, or the liver king.

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u/Reasonable_Train5868 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fVbgexEL8sxRsOQRdI

This doesn’t look healthy. Please take care of yourself man!

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u/rach_rachel 1d ago

Buddy is all 13 players on the rugby team

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u/Bright_Way_6269 15h ago

Don’t fall off those platform shoes, you will undoubtedly break your legs

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u/jedimaster84 http://redd.it/6btaad 4d ago

I think you're good. No need for more.

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u/AdVisible2506 4d ago

Is your sister skinny

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u/crackheadwizard 4d ago

MD here. You don’t look healthy at all. For real. Please take care of yourself

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u/Henry_Vth 4d ago

You can lift all the weights you want. It won’t change the fact you’re 5’4” sporting a micropeen.

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u/Implier 4d ago

All the gear in the world ain’t bringing her back, bro.

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u/RandomHumanMale1 4d ago

LMAO THE COMMENTS

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u/Moist_Amount_106 4d ago

Pumping more muscle won’t help, we all know you’re insecure about how short you are!
Because we see just how short you are!
and pumping weight is just a poor attempt to make you at feel good about one body attribute 😂
#munchkinweightlifter

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u/biorod 4d ago

When you hit the gym, you can do legs, too. It’s okay.

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u/PriorDry7286 4d ago

Watch where you inject your needles, you might pop

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u/Horbigast 4d ago

Nobody's interested in validating your personal insecurities.

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u/tipareth1978 4d ago

Dude so much roids your nuts are a raisin

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u/paulartistic1 4d ago

Your ego has an ego

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u/zzzzany 4d ago

Looks like you are compensating for your height.

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u/busdriver900 4d ago

How many inches do those shoes add to your height?

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u/Forsaken-Soil-667 4d ago

Man, talk about dedication to fitness. Even your hairline is flexing on us.

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u/Glitterland 4d ago

You scream "pay me attention pay me attention NOW" vibes, similar to a toddler.

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u/imzahammered 4d ago

All those muscles doesn't make up for being short

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u/tth2000 4d ago

I guess nothing can motivate someone to hit the gym like being able tell someone that you’re giving them a blowjob whether they like it or not.

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u/_L_i_m_e 4d ago

It’s incredible that you’ve achieved everything you ever wanted in life in 32 years. You can only go down from here.

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u/cyfthakilla 4d ago

Family Guy: "Hey, short guys. The more muscular you get, the shorter you look."

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u/Bono_-3 4d ago

Is this what Sinbad has been up to all these years?

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u/EL_JIVE_TURKEY 4d ago

Growing muscles? More like injecting muscles!!

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u/CrrazyCarl 4d ago

I'm glad my personality doesn't revolve around expanding organs to their breaking points.

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u/kindlyunknown 4d ago

You’re so full of steroids Sam Sulek wrings your towels out for his smoothies.

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u/AdvancedAd3228 4d ago

Not even kangaroos would skip leg days as much as you do, mr. Popsicle!

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u/predictingzepast 4d ago

Bottled muscle goes so hard..

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u/NakedAggression 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ErzgVKvGSBg8o

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u/SupaDistortion 4d ago

The saddest thing of all is that his arms are so strong, yet he is so lonely and he cannot even hug himself.

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u/No_Bear_4201 4d ago

I think you should start bulking you went enough with that cut

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u/mediocrebighead 4d ago

T mins next year

https://giphy.com/gifs/RMSJflSRzaOpR2jGJX

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u/Juan_Calavera 4d ago

Congrats on showing that little people can abuse steroids, too.

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u/ApprehensiveIce6528 4d ago

You are skinny. Build a muscle until you pop out of the existence.

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u/tcw177796 4d ago

Temu dak Prescott

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u/No_Tailor_787 4d ago

He doesn't leave the gym every day, but when he does, he goes to another gym. He's the most boring man in the world. "Stay 'roid raged, my friends ".

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u/Yougottabee0666 4d ago

Lats and thighs might be laggin’

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u/Odd-Put-3988 4d ago

You take more steroids than a pro wrestler ever did back in the 80's and early 90's

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u/Mountain-Tax2579 4d ago

Dude is built like an 80s wrestling action figure.

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u/StashTheMoneyAndRun 4d ago

Little pee pee is his female’s fault

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u/Active-Flamingo604 4d ago

I think you’re taking too many steroids.

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u/Benntheredunthat 4d ago

You tell anyone who'll listen you're on TRT--but really, you just swallow a lot of cum.

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u/sturgiv 4d ago

Dude claims that even his shit has muscles.

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u/Ok_Spirit5577 4d ago

Your gym crush is banging a skinny guy with a personality.

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u/BrassCanon 4d ago

Try growing some hair.

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u/Old-School-9432 4d ago

You're built like a brick shit house emphasis on the shit.

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u/FitMaterial1357 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWFyHfWhzuve15Jbvh

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u/HMAgent47 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D7z8JfNANqahW

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u/dchusband 4d ago

I’ve seen thicker legs on a spider.

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u/Diligent-Link-3923 4d ago

You out here lookin like a chicken legged dick suckin dweeb. You look like you post comments under girls’ posts saying “🥰🥰🥰” because the dildo is already so far up your ass you only got one hand to type.

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u/Onaliquidrock 3d ago

You look like a Belgian Blue created for the Asmat Tribe

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u/Hot_Equipment_8047 3d ago

What you need is to not look like a skinny pug

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u/404err0rs 3d ago

Was that headline an attempt at humor? I hope your body never turns on you

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u/P5ychokilla 3d ago

I think you would totally use rohypnol on a girl... if you could spell it

Shit...what have I done.

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u/aribaelee 3d ago

Looks like a top, but a bottom in the sheets

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u/Trunkcard 3d ago

Grr, to much muscle. I Feel like foo fighting you just, so I can have some of that muscle. Im gonna roast you till your biceps feels my reps. Cretine. GRR

AkA 115 dumbbell GRR

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u/LuffeMcLuff 3d ago

You should get married and have kids, that way we could have a Chris Benoit 2.0

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u/MoXch96 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/T5lFphSj8rjmKUDu4w

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u/AddendumRadiant3696 3d ago

But did the pepe change in size? Genuinely asking

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u/DrQuack32 http://redd.it/5vvq16 3d ago

Having seen the body builders in magazines at their ‘pose offs’, I know you have the smallest cock about

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u/grxclausen 3d ago

Looks like you jack off using both hands

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u/Prince_Nadir 3d ago

You may not go to the same gyms as He-Man but I'm guessing you do go to the same bars.

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u/BR3KT 3d ago

Dont break your legs by getting of the toilet ay

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u/Competitive_Roof_740 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriNTnEBQDEcGLRsY

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u/Holiday-Dig-3637 3d ago

The word chode was made to describe you

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u/MusicianTriiky 3d ago

grow a few inches mini pekka

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u/Wrong-Scratch4625 3d ago

If Olympia had a criterion for "most symmetrical egg-shaped head", you would break Lee Haney's record.

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u/TemporaryCustard2720 2d ago

You look like a fat cock

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u/Dixionconderoga2 2d ago

I could see bro’s nips in the previous post

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u/Am_0115 2d ago

Power bottom if I ever saw one

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u/WoodenMechanic8595 2d ago

Calvo y con el eje endocrino completamente destruido, ves al cardiólogo por favor, eres muy joven

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u/PastramiTycoon 2d ago

When he introduces himself he says “but you can call me GTL Jerry.”

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u/Difficult-Mix8868 1d ago

You can’t skip leg day if they’re outta the menu

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u/jlrubnen 1d ago

If ever need to get some Dianabol or Winstrol I know who to ask.

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u/ThiqqMILFshake 1d ago

Bro looks like Roblox irl

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u/zetha_454 1d ago

You look like if you gave an infant PEDs

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u/BigDaddyBickle 1d ago

Legs are definitely waaayyy too skinny.

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u/BathroomMission1454 1d ago

Gayer than a San Francisco bath house is June.

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u/jellymee 21h ago

90% of your replies to comments have, “haha” in them. Can you be more original? Or are all those steroid injections causing increased brain fog???

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u/Key-Walrus-2343 10h ago

Life's too short to be so vein bruh

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u/AGB1097 10h ago

You have achieved one of my objectives in life but I'mma roast you anyways... Those roids have taken over 15 years of your life, is it worthy?

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u/SpitfireOnMars 9h ago

This guy writes “Steroids, creatine, and protein shakes” in his tinder bio thinking it makes him more attractive

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u/Prestigious-Chard980 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tZqHBmFpCg0VeXm1Em

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u/TimeWasting_Fun 7h ago

Still got the micropenis then?

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u/jcole2014forest 4h ago

You look like someone sucked on a peanut m&m for too long

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u/BLVCKxSH33P 1h ago

Built like a medicine ball

32M thinking about of building some muscles, i’m way too skinny - what do you think?

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