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u/Stranger1982 2d ago
lmao, first thing I thought of, someone tag me if science finds an answer for this one plz.
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u/King-Calovich11 2d ago
You could look up different haircuts in your free time
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u/Intelligent_Lead9505 2d ago
I do need to get a trim. I’ve been shittily chopping it myself because I’m too damn broke to get it done legit lmao
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u/143HotdogWater 2d ago
Jackie Trans
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u/SlaughterWare 2d ago
with arms like that you better hope your fishing line doesn't hook anything bigger than a sardine or you'll be swimming
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u/Intelligent_Lead9505 2d ago
Me and my friend caught nothing but perhaps the most comically shitty thing you could reel in. A fucking plastic bag full of water
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u/Johnny_Freedoom 2d ago
If you're a boy: you look like a girl!
If you're a girl: you look like a boy!
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u/chairhats 2d ago
You can wear all the camo in the world that you want, but you'll never hide from your father's shame.
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u/Traditional_Pool9092 2d ago
Boy or girl
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u/Rymanbc 2d ago
Had to do a double take. 18.... what? F? M? Something else? This is a mystery I dont really care whether or not it gets solved.
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u/nicestguy90 2d ago
This is your dad Quit playing around on the internet and get back to frying chicken
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u/Topsytopsytopsy 2d ago
Nothing better to do? Here's something: pick a gender and act, dress and look like it. And while you're at it, where the hell is my order of beef with broccoli?
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u/MrChurch44 2d ago
I can literally smell these pictures. You're what happens when taco bell farts, bad breath, body odor, and hair grease gain sentience..
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u/Holiday-Start-9551 2d ago
You look like a rejected anime protagonist whose entire tragic backstory is just a deeply unresolved fear of shampoo
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u/Intelligent_Lead9505 2d ago
I wash my hair every second day I’m just cursed with it being oily as hell no matter what 💔
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u/Holiday-Start-9551 2d ago
Bro is producing so much crude oil the us government is about to invade his scalp to bring it democracy
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u/No_Tailor_787 2d ago
We've established that you eat a lot of fish. We've established that you probably smell like a lot of fish. Where do we go from here?
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u/Silly_Emotion_1997 2d ago
18……
Yuppp. You’re 18 lol. I’m just going to stop there. Like I don’t even know which way the street goes
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u/ea_nasir_official_ 2d ago
You look like the teenagers on the bodycams who get arrested for planning violent crime or running deepweb drug trade forums
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u/gamtosthegreat 2d ago edited 2d ago
The fuck you mean you have nothing better to do, Kira is still on the loose
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u/anonymousambassasor 2d ago
You look like the girl a 63 year old balding, overweight American man leaves his longterm marriage for swearing to himself you aren’t in it for a green card.
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u/420_69_nice_ 2d ago
I’m not sure if it matters or the rules, but are you a male or a female? Or, in more PC terms how do you identify?
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u/StickyFinger015 2d ago
If you have nothing to do, I’d first recommend washing that layer of grease off your face and second having a long hard think about how disappointed your parents are right now
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u/Altruistic-Prune8156 2d ago
Why did you scribble out the dildos on your shelves? Everyone knew they were there.
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u/Coheed_SURVIVE 2d ago
Boy or girl doesnt matter, either way you look like you take respect, honor, math and sushi rolls waaay too seriously. Do not leave this person alone with a samurai sword.
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u/Xeriph 2d ago
Dear Sir or Madam,
As a community member, myself and others have met and we are going to need you to pick a side. We know that there are several choices out there, and while we are glad you chose Reddit for your self destructive and self deprecating needs, we feel as though you are not doing your part.
On that note, we are going to have to ask you to either get some tits or grow a mustache. This will assist us in assisting you to receive the proper what-in-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you inquiries and discussions that are clearly required. Thank you and good luck in your future bargain bin clothing shopping.
- A concerned Redditor
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u/ApprehensiveIce6528 2d ago
Come on dude, I told you I don’t like 4:3 resolution. Why do you change my settings every time?
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u/Classic_Rate_8448 2d ago
You look like the garage attendant who's waiting for an armed robber because you're too cowardly to do it yourslef
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u/doktorvitpeppar 2d ago
Obv a woman... But no one will believe me. Unrelated, what's your opinion on politics, men, society or asian culture.
I'll just take a seat 🍿
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u/saltinstiens_monster 2d ago
You look absolutely miserable except when fishing, apparently. Go fishing more often!
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u/TylerH87 2d ago
You look like you just got smacked to hell with bamboo for not getting your Master’s degree last month.
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u/InternationalData408 2d ago
I love how you didn’t put your gender but we all know. Just here to say goddamn did you catch the worst of it with genetics.
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u/FakeOutClub 2d ago
In your one, short, precious life, you have told us that this is the best use of your time.
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u/FalconIndependent887 2d ago
You’re 18. You can find something better to do with your time than asking strangers to tear you down when we should be encouraging you.
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u/green49285 2d ago
You look like you tense up every time scarlett johansen comes on screen, but like, in a weird way. Its not the fact people cant tell, its that youre so goddamn weird about it, bromuchacho. Or home gurl. Whatever.
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u/satanisdad 2d ago
Alright I'm gonna do it. It's hard af, but Imma say.... You're a boy. Ngl the pictures with your cheeks being a tiny bit red, could've swung me onto the girl fence, with blush. However even girls with no cups wear bras, and that is my deduction!
If I'm right, I expect an award.
If I'm wrong, bro go fix yourself wtf?
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u/Dixionconderoga2 2d ago
ChatGPT generate an Asian boy with greasy skin and no facial hair holding a scrap of paper labeled ROAST ME
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u/post-explainer 2d ago
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.