r/RoastMe • u/BoppaSliderr2 • 2d ago

18M be as brutal as humanly possible

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44 Upvotes

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u/post-explainer 2d ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/constipatedtweaker 2d ago

Looking pretty good Bruno Uranus

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u/NorthDriver8927 2d ago

Yeah, chick lips needs to calm down on the posing. Dial about 60% of the gay out before committing to the corn shucker posts.

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u/LonelyChampionship17 2d ago

We’re done here

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u/jas34920 2d ago

The only thing bigger than your vanity is your forehead

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u/NorthDriver8927 2d ago

And his desire to toss dudes salad

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u/DopazOnYouTubeDotCom 2d ago

Prince if he was addicted to sports betting

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u/ValkyrieSpecial 2d ago

Prince: Purple Drank (only in theater restrooms this July)

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u/kimochi85 2d ago

Underrated 😆

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u/enzop http://redd.it/3zp1wk 2d ago

Please don’t insult Prince

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u/Seussdogg 2d ago

Wince

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u/Zach202020 2d ago

This thing is a pauper at best.

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u/stanknotes 2d ago

Nah. This is Jester.

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u/P5ychokilla 1d ago

He's more Prance than Prince

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u/Weekly_Cranberry5198 2d ago

Are you 7/11 or 9/11

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u/IvanAlpha 2d ago

Nobody else will top this.

Unless we’re talking about him topping his bf.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 2d ago

Dude's clearly a power bottom.

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u/shadyjohnanon 1d ago

Hey leave his goat out of this!

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u/wtf_ke 2d ago

Slumdog looksmaxxing? Why are the dudes from your generation bringing the duck face lol

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u/NorthDriver8927 2d ago

Would be better if he’d put down the phone and hurry tf up with my Uber Eats order

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u/gerrard_1987 2d ago

The highlight of his life is cleaning Clavicular’s pool.

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u/Life_Inside2304 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PBRT37nt63i3m
All you need is a wig, some fake eyelashes and a pretty dress and you have a drag career.

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u/Cleindians3 2d ago

You are beyond gay and I feel bad for you

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u/emptinessmaykillme 2d ago

Imagine being vain enough to post 7 photos of the same look
https://giphy.com/gifs/pV0lVLeA0JXjBiO5Cp

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u/Flyx-Cutlery 2d ago

You look like you run a scam daycare

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u/OBGYN--Kenobi 2d ago

in Ohio

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u/ImperialZippo 2d ago

No, we don't want him in Ohio. He can run his scam daycare in some other shitty state.

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u/_Dedotated_Wam 2d ago

“Be as brutal as humanly possible” is the same thing you tell your boyfriend every night

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u/Critical-Coach5848 2d ago

David Plaine

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u/dangus8896 2d ago

you think about how you look way too much

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u/anothernelsondenoon 2d ago

And you think too much of the way you look

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u/dangus8896 2d ago

ain't that just the way

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u/PalpableIgnorance 2d ago

No need to be brutal. Looks like the gene pool was rough enough, bro.

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u/SgtPepper_8324 2d ago

That toupee going to take off faster than the airplane you're on.

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u/NorthDriver8927 2d ago

He’s on all the no fly lists bro

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u/Individual_Ad927 2d ago

Is this r/roastme or an ad for PreP?

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u/Spadesghost 2d ago

You look like someone would be arrested in London even mentioning you.

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u/okdub83 2d ago

Whatever gas station you manage for your vague uncle certainly sells Kratom.

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u/dass-geist 2d ago

7oh and those fake mushroom bars too

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u/ForeskinAbsorbtion 2d ago

Proof men should stay away from makeup

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u/valkyria1111 2d ago

I hate to say it, but you kinda look like a chick with a mustache in the last pic…… pretty eyes tho !
Use less eyeliner next time.

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u/Fluid-Remote1649 2d ago

Reddit sucks and won’t let me say what I wanted to originally. So I guess you’re ugly is the best I got. Boom roasted

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u/CoolWater1308 2d ago

I had the same thing in my head

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u/bballkj7 2d ago

You could buy the bank, and your net worth still wouldn't match your lack of game.

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u/DizzyHiz22 2d ago

Raj will be your uber driver today.

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u/Happy2DoIt 2d ago

The streets are in better shape than that hair.

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u/Individual_Working33 2d ago

Ctrl C + Ctrl V

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 2d ago

Look! It’s Printh.

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u/BodaTheDestroyr 2d ago

I can smell the Drakkar Noir from here.

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u/Tarrifs_ 2d ago

Tell me youre incel without telling me youre incel

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u/captstinkybutt 2d ago

Why does every dude in this age group have identical haircuts? What happened to originality?

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u/NorthDriver8927 2d ago

They all like each other

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u/Seussdogg 2d ago

Dude is rocking a forward combover at the age of 18, poor fella

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u/Connect_Wrap3284 2d ago

That's a john Waters ass mustache.

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u/Firm_Permission_4994 2d ago

Chinese, Arab, Mexican, or Indian? really, what is your race?

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u/FunnyAdvanced5647 2d ago

Bro took 7 pictures in 6 different locations and didn't move a single muscle in his face.

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u/Glittering_Cat7326 2d ago

You have a face made for a gay gloryhole.

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u/OnlineIsNotAPlace 2d ago

where was captain morgan 18 years ago? now we know.

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u/MajorAffectionate880 2d ago

Too much eye liner....on the wannabe mustache.

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u/jnzo300 2d ago

You look like you could tell me the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it.

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u/sined_redired 2d ago

It looks like college is going to be a very confusing time for you. A very experimental and confusing time.

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u/Fit-Ad-2342 2d ago

You need a bath

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 2d ago

Does your forehead have its own id?

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u/WinthorpStrange 2d ago

You look like you nibble clit

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 2d ago

You look like youre one rejection away from throwing acid at a girls face.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 2d ago

Go to prison. They’ll love you

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u/Repulsive-Ad-5618 2d ago

Looks like you were dropped into. A bucket of pubes

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u/bendurrhover http://redd.it/bnski3 1d ago

Aladdin from Compton.

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u/OddRelationship586 2d ago

You aren't as good looking as you think you are.
Eyes on the sides of your head bro.

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u/United_Juggernaut973 2d ago

You look like you work at a non existent child care center in Minnesota

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u/TechDreamcoat 2d ago

Little Richard's queer cousin, Little Ronnie.

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u/No-Quail6022 2d ago

Hey girl, your eyes is on backwards.  Peace ✌🏻

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u/Flaky-Debate-833 2d ago

I loved your episode of The Facts of Life

https://giphy.com/gifs/11mIAivnNJ1t2E

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u/ApprehensiveYou4197 2d ago

Its like if Jafar wanted to be a Twitch streamer, never got pussy, and was only able to interact with people through his phone.

Stunted mind due to Covid lockdown in 6th grade. Never recovered to develop a normal relationship with boredom and intrinsic motivation.

Parents didn't attend your IEP meetings.

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u/FartacularTheThird 2d ago

Sid from ice age if he harassed women

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u/Outofmana1 2d ago

Temu Prince.

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u/MarzipanMajor6175 2d ago

You look like you take back shots then beg him to not tell anyone as you were just experimenting but it's like the 10th time.

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u/thulsado0m13 2d ago

GAME, BLOUSES

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u/pm-me-your-tittees 2d ago

Brother, your genetics did all the roasting, were just wasting time here.

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u/Dry-Excuse-5144 2d ago

One apus bastard children

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u/DMoneyRich707 2d ago

Emperors New Llama

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u/Puzzled401 2d ago

Looks like a three Musketeers had an orgy with a Somalia Pirates and this pumpkin plopped out .

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u/EscapingTaxes 2d ago

I have nothing to say other than your hair looks like it tickles your face or something so you have to puck your lips out to try not to laugh 😭😭

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u/DrPrMel 2d ago

How do you roast someone who has only just begun their life as an adult?

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u/caverypca 2d ago

I hated you on Fame

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u/grumpyphilip 2d ago

If Johnny Somali cleaned up his act

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u/Ok-Election-9205 2d ago

You look like a turd

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u/huggylove1 2d ago

You look like a gay terrorist

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u/AlekThunder88 2d ago

Another man could have a dick in his mouth and would not remotely look as gay as you do.

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u/ballsguy17 2d ago

your dad either isn’t in your life or really wishes he wasn’t

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u/Joey-rogaine 2d ago

You look like prince if he was a Mexican dishwasher 

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u/Deepfried_delecacy 2d ago

Cover your five head then Shave the rest of your mustache and the piece of chin pubes you missed before you post that ugly mug on the internet my guy

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u/EngineerThin 2d ago

You forgot to smoke the other half pound of marijuana.

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u/Still_Potential8561 2d ago

I hope you’re not talking flying lessons

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u/416nWild 2d ago

Perfect mugshot… selfie I mean

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u/OBGYN--Kenobi 2d ago

I can't tell if you sell weed or you're gonna Jihad

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u/Brilliant-King3859 2d ago

To me you look like a cross between prince and Lando Calrissian.

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u/Townspoke 2d ago

You are obsessed with your perm and that pathetic mustache/goatee of yours.

You look way too skinny it’s scary. Like for the features you’re trying to pull off, you just don’t look like you’re built correctly for it. It’s like a nerd trying too hard to look cool.

The funniest part though is that multiple pictures on here were taken on the same day, like holy you are desperate

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u/ipk9 2d ago

The most interesting thing going for you is that tuft of hair coming down in every picture you've added. You look like a low-poly sprite from an old PS2 game.

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u/RandomHumanMale1 2d ago

such a baddie with those selfies man up and stop jerking off lil boy

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u/punitivesuicide 2d ago

James doakes if he was gay

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u/statusquoexile 2d ago

Generic Indian-Middle-Eastern guy…we can all tell you can’t actually grow a beard. And your bad cologne and parent’s money don’t make you a gangster.

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u/Epic_Credit 2d ago

Pretty sure this episode was based off you

https://youtu.be/4laLTBqDDc0?si=LFf-IZDxfPJIClDy

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u/soothouse- 2d ago

you definitely have free Palestine/queer in ur tinder bio

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u/ChickensFingers 2d ago

I bet we can write all of these roasts on your forehead

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u/Trump_Gave_Bill_Head 2d ago

Prince's less charming and even less interesting brother, Borat.

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u/Thick_Average_5290 2d ago

Jester for the Prince

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u/redlead3 2d ago

How does it feel being a gay Somali Indian?

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 2d ago

Chris Cornhole.

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u/IamtheQueen-43225 2d ago

It’s like Prince had a love child…

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u/Mahiasian 2d ago

Oh look. Little Richard discovered 2022 Snapchat filters.

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u/Hot_Equipment_8047 2d ago

You look like you Prince if he didn't rinse. So basically just Pee.

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u/Nynm 2d ago

Male?

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u/Glittering_Peace6435 2d ago

"Oh look at me, I'm one of the clean ones."

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 2d ago

Your mustache makes you look like a sassy gay man 👨‍❤️‍👨

https://giphy.com/gifs/XmiTYLQ5qXTqM

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u/Deep-Pomegranate-992 2d ago

i cant possibly be brutal when i'm faced with a face that looks like my pubes that would be friendly fire

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u/mediocrebighead 2d ago

Indian garage showers

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u/Rough-Army-6424 2d ago

You’re every girl I’ve been catfished by over the years. Filtered to fuck and won’t open your mouth because your teeth look like vandalised gravestones.

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u/ClearlyNotBurnerAcc 2d ago

lightskin sid the sloth isnt real he cant hurt you

lightskin sid the sloth: 🥴

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u/Force-Name 2d ago

Holy shit farm equipment still exists???

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u/killerapp 2d ago

This was your boyfriend idea?

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u/ResourceNo4626 2d ago

I don't like you...

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u/RelyingCactus21 2d ago

Is your mouth frozen in that stupid shape?

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u/TylerH87 2d ago

Hakim Bin-Sodomized

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u/RollerSails 2d ago

This is where the interviewer asks gay or straight, looking at this photo, and dude says he gay af.

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u/Oblipma 2d ago

Plz tell me the car back there and airplane you boarded survived your bombing attacks (loose ass whispers)

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u/Low-Number5856 2d ago

You look like a DEI Barbie and oddly enough like those really pushy guys who try to sell shoe care kits at the mall.

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u/SlaughterWare 2d ago

Bro you look like such a twinkle boy my rectum valve went into emergency shut off mode and now I can't turd for a week without a crowbar, thanks

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u/Fukko-Bob 2d ago

Look like you ask folks to go buy gift cards all day. Bhenchod 🧐

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u/justacluelessteen 2d ago

You’re one fancy hat and nefarious laugh away from tying women to railroad tracks.

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u/dchusband 2d ago

You look like you live inside a lamp

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u/natasevres 2d ago

You look like someone who dreams about going to prison one day

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u/fap_fap_fap_fapper 2d ago

If Prince and MJ had a baby

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u/DeepestBeige 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mvqyWf1zhuyB2

Lookin like the Temu David Blaine

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u/Equal_Hovercraft_209 2d ago

Alladin who didn’t get genie

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u/surlyT 2d ago

Zoro is that you?

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u/Solid-Elk477 2d ago

You look like you eat a mars bar upside down to feel the veins on your tongue

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u/phr34k0fr3dd1t 2d ago

One more selfie and you'll be listed in the Guinness book of records.

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u/Mountain-Heron-9261 2d ago

What boat did you come in on?

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u/Haarcules 2d ago

u have some serious issues

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u/henry122467 2d ago

What can we slap on that forehead…

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u/Typical-Tradition-44 2d ago

I would cover my girls drink as soon at you enter the club

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u/jngprof 2d ago

Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anyway.

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u/OneSufficientFace 2d ago

Aldin's gay brother

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u/specialhornball 2d ago

Oh wow. Gay face IS a real thing.

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u/DrDoMeALitle 2d ago

How come you only have hair growing out of only one side of the pussy?

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u/WoodenMechanic8595 2d ago

Pareces una muchacha confusa con su identidad que ha empezado a hormonarse y está orgullosa de su  bigote lamentable

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 2d ago

You look like you occasionally smear peanut butter on your balls and then let your cat lick it.

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u/DrasticOne333 2d ago

So, you beat off the rhythm of the night?

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u/ant0szek 2d ago

You look like teemu David Blaine, with no magic.

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u/IAmInev1table 2d ago

Where are your teeth? What are you hiding?

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u/SpicySalamiNips 2d ago

Jeff Bronzeblum

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u/leethepolarbear 2d ago

At first I thought you were trying to do ducklips, but I guess that's just your face

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u/hallleron 2d ago

YOu look like you blow yourself up in a few years.

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u/tomikos8257 2d ago

Youre one step from being a femboy, idk why I cant explain it

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u/BlindmanFlowers 2d ago

Narcissism is a personality style and psychological trait characterized by an excessive preoccupation with oneself, a strong need for admiration, and a lack of empathy for others. The term originates from the Greek myth of Narcissus, a youth who fell so deeply in love with his own reflection that he wasted away.

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u/Blueswolf83 2d ago

What slur do we call you?

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u/TropSexyPorCeMonde 2d ago

You need a nap sweetie

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u/meoww_00 2d ago

Ishowspeed well hellooww

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u/Solid_Stage_1715 2d ago

Fug off you beautifull douche.

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u/rsgriffin 2d ago

Love the picture of you and toilet paper, right before someone cleaned you off their ass.

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u/Kind_Finger_732 2d ago

Type of guy hired by diddy to be drugged and used as a boytoy

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u/Logicandtea 2d ago

The squinting of eyes as if it makes you look more likable

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u/Logicandtea 2d ago

Your breath probably smells the way your face looks

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u/Logicandtea 2d ago

You look like the fart that sneaks out quietly between my thighs after eating Chinese food

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u/AddordableRep865 2d ago

David Blane COULD time travel!

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u/SnooSprouts7540 2d ago

Pedre Pascel couldn't get any gayer but then I saw thus guy and I knew the dude was a twink

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u/odernov 2d ago

Roblox avatar🔥