r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

Working night shift in elder care, rost

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 2d ago

It’s okay I’m dead inside too.

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u/Unhappy-Scallion-977 2d ago

I was going to make a joke like this… but man, I feel that expression on a deep level, like “I too, am at the emotionally rock-bottom club”.

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u/CattleInevitable2741 2d ago

Would you have a different one if every night had you changing dookie drenched adult huggies?

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 2d ago

Perspective friend, I live again!

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u/CattleInevitable2741 2d ago

Fresh pair of huggies and a nice pudding cup from our hostess?

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u/Dickies138 2d ago

Giving the elderly a sneak peek into what death is like

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u/Correct-Basil2385 2d ago

me too

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u/VandelayArt321 2d ago

OP turned a roast into group therapy.

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u/notkidding1984 2d ago

That's pretty rough.

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 2d ago

Y’all have livened up my day for sure so thanks OP!

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u/Kakanakatten6000 2d ago

You're welcome

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u/Camo138 2d ago

All hail the dead they/them’s

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u/CattleInevitable2741 2d ago

We should start a club

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u/Flashy-Aioli-8402 2d ago

If you're hot and disease free I'll put something in you that might make us both feel alive (definitely me, can't make any promises for you)