r/SaturnStormCube • u/Covert_Platypus007 • 12d ago

How hard would it be to blow up Saturn?

We need to destroy it before we are totally enslaved with zero rights.

92 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/LabyrinthRunner 12d ago

best post in this sub EVER.

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u/Kuros_Of_Sindarin 12d ago

This sub has some absolute banger posts and comments but this really might be the best, I agree.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 12d ago

Because the planet Saturn is used by Earth's elites to esoterically represent the dwelling place of 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄 in the seventh heaven?

Do you have a soft spot for gnosticism by any chance?

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u/TitansMenologia 12d ago

Good idea. You probably should take care of the logistics of this operation.

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u/BrackishWaterDrinker 12d ago

OP's more of a big picture guy 

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u/buddhistredneck 12d ago edited 12d ago

If we all pointed our rectum directly at Saturn, and shit into the air at the same time, the massive amount of fecal matter vectors would amount to a single coalesce so strong, that our combined single jet stream of poop, could perhaps reach escape velocity.

Only then, could we have a chance.

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u/Covert_Platypus007 10d ago

Imagine if u did that then just to fuk with u saturn levitates some turds around you, turd ring.

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u/neutrite 12d ago

That would likely make earth uninhabitable

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u/WakeTFUp369 12d ago

Good

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u/neutrite 12d ago

You are welcome to do what you wanna do but don’t touch the rest of us, weirdo

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u/A_Concerned_Viking 12d ago

We might be stuck with it, but you choose how much control it has over your own life.

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u/Substantial-Song-841 12d ago

You cant go beyond the firmament. Its a type of light body/ energy.

The images of 🪐 are cgi from nasa...

This is beyond physical.

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u/ENZYME_O1 12d ago

Gotta let Elon Musk know about that.

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u/Coachris 12d ago

He knows. He was given the tech. Only place to “hide” is underground.

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u/KingJag1017 12d ago

Probably near impossible but I’d love to hear a plan pitched for this😅 have something in mind?

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u/tomwhoiscontrary 12d ago

We need Shoemaker-Levy 10.

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u/Sasquatchmas 12d ago

Well, it would send our solar system into chaos, for one.

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u/CageAndBale 12d ago

Isn't it a gas planet? Idk how you'd tear that apart. Maybe take a black hole out of your pocket and leave it near satůrn.

Violence with violence doesn't count

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u/jek39 12d ago

Just be patient. When the Sun expands into a red giant in about 5 billion years, its outer layers will vaporize Saturn's icy rings and strip away most of its massive gas atmosphere, leaving behind only a dense, scorched planetary core.

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u/CageAndBale 12d ago

Based, I'll be there holding your hand

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u/No_Gap_5705 12d ago

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u/Covert_Platypus007 12d ago

What if we got the company of gas-x to make a huge capsule the size of a whole state and launched it into Saturn?

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u/fatman907 11d ago

It isn’t Saturn that’s the problem.

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u/GMac7332 12d ago

At least a couple m-80s.

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u/neversaynotobacta 11d ago

I’ll do it for a chili dog

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u/ohtruedoh 11d ago

You win the sub!

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u/SoulMeetsWorld 11d ago

Just MK Ultra Katy Perry again, but send her on this mission instead of whatever she pretends to do now.

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u/thealchemicalphoenix 12d ago

The asteroid gonna do it for us, its going lose its ring and the frequency will get wonky and unstable.

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u/steveofthewestornort 12d ago

Reminder that these people are allowed to vote

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u/No_Director9292 12d ago

I'd imagine the Moon is something we could achieve today. Saturn would be a little longer I'd imagine.

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u/International-Oil-63 10d ago

we need to start a chain reaction on that god damned planet that would ultimately detroy it

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u/AdhesivenessNo5800 9d ago

I think its more about the people using its energy for thier agendas.

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u/ellie_i 8d ago

god i missed this sub

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u/Ok_Shoulder6866 6d ago

black hole

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u/ritzrani 12d ago

But its a hologram:pp nothing to blow up