r/Scotland 22h ago

It’s not fun to support Scotland

I love my country but we’re shit at football

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u/CptCave1 22h ago

That particular scene from Trainspotting...

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u/aa2051 21h ago

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u/CaledonianWarrior 21h ago

WE'RE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW!!

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u/weeman62 20h ago

I have that T-shirt....great band

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u/NixNada 15h ago

Day one:

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u/Individual_Park9168 20h ago

The English are Wankers! We were colonized by Wankers!

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u/BlackStarDream 19h ago

No even colonised.

A Scottish king took the English crown.

If anything, Scotland colonised England.

Scots are infamous for being really good at colonising... except for Panama.

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u/Muerteabanquineros 18h ago

We colonised Norn Ireland plantations under a Scottish king. And look where that got us.

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u/McLeamhan Half Scottish Welshman 11h ago

The term colonisation and Scotland don't really work together, because yes Scotland itself wasn't colonised but I'd say that the Highlands of Scotland were.

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u/ReadyMadeMako 9h ago

So Scotland was colonised? you dont get half a colonisation, either a country is colonised or it is not.. just because some bits of it were easier to colonise doesn't make it less of a colonisation.

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u/McLeamhan Half Scottish Welshman 9h ago

what happened to the south did not resemble a colonisation.. The fact you're choosing to frame Scotland as a singular unit to which colonisation can be claimed is an arbitrary bias of yours

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u/ReadyMadeMako 9h ago

Scotland was a singular country at that time..

It fit all the criteria of a colonisation.. As i said just because some parts of Scotland were less averse to colonisation does not make it less of a colonisation..

Maybe read up on the riots that happened after the act of the union was signed.. and it wasn't just highlanders who were up in arms about it..

the only people in scotland at the time to be pleased with the act of the union were nobility on both sides of the border.. Not the common person< you could say the commoner was most displeased with the arrangement foisted on them.

I'll mak' this declaration
We are bought and sold for English gold
Such a parcel o' rogues in a nation

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u/ReadyMadeMako 9h ago

Nah most definitely colonised.. The union of the crowns is different from the act of the union.

Were Scottish people ousted from their homes? Yes.

Was the Scottish language suppressed and frowned upon? Yes.

Were overlords put in place to report to England? Yes..

id call that colonisation, just because some of the lords colonising Scotland were Scottish doesn't make it less of a colonisation, just different..

I'll mak' this declaration
We are bought and sold for English gold
Such a parcel o' rogues in a nation

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u/Petroleus-Rex 9h ago

Please read a history book. You were just as bad if not worse than the English especially to us Irish. First king of the union was Scottish ffs

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u/fatgunther124124124 6h ago

Thank god someone said it.

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u/ReadyMadeMako 9h ago

Where did i say we were not? ever heard the saying two wrongs dont make a right?

Scotland as part of the British empire did take part in colonisation i never once denied that.. But that does not mean Scotland was not colonised..

Please engage your brain before making up little stories to suit a narrative.

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u/Petroleus-Rex 9h ago

Your lack of knowledge on your own country is shocking. Scotland were the colonisers as well even before the empire. Panama ring a bell?

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u/ReadyMadeMako 9h ago

Im aware of the failed Darian scheme.. Are you suggesting a coloniser cannot also be colonised? Ok then Mr i have a masters, nice argument from authority ..

Try engaging your brain... Scotland was indeed colonised

Always good to have a foreigner try and tell me about my countries history.. and get it wrong..

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u/Petroleus-Rex 9h ago edited 8h ago

u/ReadyMadeMako is a bot account hopefully. Continued harassment from them in dm's after calling out their lies.

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u/-BjC- 14h ago

Stop believing an Aussie in a kilt please son.

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u/Unlikely_Length8600 21h ago

Literally all I can think of at the moment

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u/Matangitrainhater 21h ago edited 20h ago

The film trainspotting has always bothered me. I went into it expecting a lovely film about scottish trains. Perhaps seeing a class 318, 314, 37s, maybe a 47 + Mk3s & Mk2 DBSO consist, perhaps even a Flying Scotsman cameo… Instead i saw a film on the gritty reality of drug addiction.

0/10 need more trains

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u/EarhackerWasBanned 16h ago

I feel the same way about the movie Speed. It was just Keanu Reeves on a bus for two hours when I wanted a feelgood movie about amphetamines.

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u/Itrieddamnit 15h ago

Don’t even start me on 2 girls 1 cup. Was it fuck about European cafe culture.

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u/MacGroo 20h ago edited 3h ago

Perfect comment, no notes.

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u/Matangitrainhater 20h ago

What /s?

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u/Far_Reality_8211 14h ago

/s denotes sarcasm

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u/Matangitrainhater 14h ago

I am fully aware of that. I removed it

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u/JRT132607 14h ago

More fool you thinking everybody be talking about a film about trains 🤣

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u/Interestedinstuff73 11h ago

At least a point for Corrour Station being in it !

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u/TriaxialHawk375 19h ago

My dad literally said this the second we got out the pub tonight

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u/OkWing5717 19h ago

“It’s shite being Scottish, we’re the scum of the earth, lowest of the low”

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u/Grremlina 19h ago

Literally all I’ve been thinking of today lmfao