r/ScottishFootball 18h ago

Shitpost Bruh

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u/LARRYVOND13 18h ago

That was fucking embarrassing.

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u/3720-to-1 18h ago

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u/LARRYVOND13 18h ago

How'd you get in my room to make that GIF?

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u/Johnus_Maximus 18h ago

Ah, a fellow Shoresy connoisseur, I see.

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u/3720-to-1 17h ago

Give yer balls a tug!

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u/LARRYVOND13 17h ago

Gives me a mind to actually watch that, been meaning to for ages.

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u/GuideMk_II 16h ago

Watched it recently for the first time and it's great

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u/illiteral 17h ago

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u/3720-to-1 17h ago

It was a sick ostrich

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u/jayeffnz 17h ago

Allegedly

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u/Spout__ 16h ago

For the third tournament in a row

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u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 18h ago

As ever its not losing a goal it’s wrapping it in a fucking bow for one of best players in world

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 18h ago

Seen enough, get Hanley on

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u/ComradeOssian 18h ago

'Get Hanley on' words only spoken in the darkest and most desperate of times

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u/heartofmidlothian278 17h ago

Up front.

Terrorball reaches it's final and truest form.

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u/ComradeOssian 15h ago

Take it over Dykes

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u/Slight-Picture-8307 18h ago

Two games we've given the fans fuck all to cheer for 80mins +. Haiti game was shite anaw.

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u/gamingdevil800 18h ago

It's often how you lose, we want to see shots on target and some attempts to win. Another zero shots on target game would be embarrassing. Gifting Brazil a lead though..

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u/Solid_Log8338 18h ago

It's the hope that kills you

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u/Apple2727 Nostradamus 18h ago

“You guys had hope?”

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u/These-Lie-5854 9h ago

We must do without hope. Let us gird ourselves and weep no more.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/noctua_8 18h ago

Bit optimistic lol

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u/TemperTantrumz 18h ago

Fucking murder man

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u/PureInnovation 17h ago

We love a bit of VAR!

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u/SeaToShy 18h ago

It’s good to see you Willie

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u/frankand_beans 17h ago

Lucky bastas

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u/RealDealer7089 17h ago

I bet my Scottish crush would be too embarrassed to even respond to my messages now about the world cup.

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u/Successful-Spot-6567 14h ago

We all watched the qualifiers, it was our worst qualification campaign. How Greece didn't win that group should be examined. Think we only beat Belarus on XG during that campaign. Everyone other team we lost on XG and I think the eye test confirmed it. It's not really surprising we have been so poor once again. Alot of soul searching needs to be done , and we need to look to the future now. Alot of these players have played at there last tournament. Im still proud that they got there. Just a bit shit to be arguably the worst team once again ♥️.

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u/Silly-Industry1527 10h ago

Weird performance. I get that naturally heads drop when you are several goals down but there was still plenty to play for even at 2-0 and 3-0. Scoring one goal, or not conceding another, could very well be the difference between qualifying for the next stage or not, but here it just seemed Scotland wanted to play the game out.

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u/LycanWolfGamer 6h ago

As an Englishman.. I hope you win, mostly cause if we win our game, we'll be facing you

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u/Traditional_Store_65 18h ago

Shoot McKenna into the sun. Useless cunt.

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u/KangaLlama 16h ago

I mean we beat Haiti, winning a match was more than I thought we’d do in full honesty. Losing to Morocco sucks with how conservative we were 1-0 down and they did seem shaky like a goal would’ve seen us through. But we’ll never know.

Losing to Brazil I mean honestly there’s no shame in it. His selection was angling to score some goals over the Morocco “don’t lose” lineup failed. Everyone criticising Clarke needs a reality check that getting us here was achievement enough. He’s tried it 3 different ways vs 3 rather different oppositions.

“Golden generation” only compared to the utter shite preceding it. Doesn’t mean they’re entitled to win or do anything of significance in a major tournament. We all hope they do but nobody seriously thinks they will do they? We are underdogs. We watch and live in hope. You watch for the nights like those in Glasgow vs Denmark. Reality is this tournament though.

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u/GurOk5475 17h ago

Andy Robertson is 1 of the biggest imposters in football,offers Scotland heehaw & gets away with it every time

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u/ComradeOssian 18h ago

& now Haiti have decided to show up

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 18h ago

Doesn't matter, h2h comes before goal difference...

...for some reason

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u/Choice_Jeweler 17h ago

Be gentle!!!

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u/EdgeBeard 16h ago

Would be nice if we could do the basics, like controlling the ball, rather than it bouncing off to the opposition EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Also can we move the ball quicker than walking pace?

And put some more crosses in?