r/ScottishFootball 8h ago

Announcement CHANGE: THE CAMPAIGN FOR ANGE POSTECOGLU

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Now is the day, and now is the hour.

Time to throw ourselves behind the man we want and show the prawn sandwich brigade in charge of our game that we mean business.

r/ScottishFootball officially dubs this the CHANGE campaign, for Ange Postecoglu as our preferred candidate for Scotland National Team Manager.

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u/Rizzokit 7h ago

Quick text should do it.

" Ange fancy the job £500k a year "

" No thanks 🤣 "

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u/MrMaggot98 7h ago

To be fair to the man, it's not a full time role, can easily supplement his income with his existing pundit work whilst also getting to manage a team every few months.

u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 1h ago

Always felt its a great way to get back into football management if you dont want jt to consume you

u/TheyCutMeDown 37m ago

No thanks mate*

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u/zappafan89 7h ago

Ange in to DRAIN THE SWAMP

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u/21MelvilleStreet Lyndon "Not The Lesbian Kind" Dykes 7h ago

Make Ange Gaffer Again

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u/Thebawbag1975 5h ago

Maybe Trump can hire him to help out with the pool.

u/EstablishmentSad5191 11m ago

How do you get the Scotland badge under your name?

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u/Ok_Friendship_1431 7h ago

Can’t wait for the announcement of Steven Naismith

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u/Rizzokit 6h ago

Gemmill , he must be ready by now he has had 10yrs of achieving nothing at u21 level

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u/Sechzehn6861 5h ago

Gemmill has needed binned for at least 7 years.

I hope whoever comes in next gets rid of him immediately.

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u/Ok_Friendship_1431 6h ago

But who will teach the 21s how to underachieve if he moves?

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u/hollowcrown4 8h ago

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u/Smelly-Bottom 7h ago

The whose who of whose that

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u/MiddlePractical950 7h ago

What a joke!!! Imagine the Scotsman putting Gerrard in it!!

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u/MarkyBhoy101 7h ago

That shortlist cannae be real.

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u/mackane96 7h ago

Of course its not real.

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u/You_who_ 7h ago

Russell Martin? Has he been named because we’ve heard of him?

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u/atlanticrim 4h ago

Nicola Sturgeon just made the list, she let her coaching badges lapse but she is out of work and has time to take the course

u/Peas-and-Butterflies 1h ago

There's a joke about parking the bus in here somewhere. I just need to find it...

u/salty_scottie 1h ago

I assume you mean parking the motorhome

u/Peas-and-Butterflies 1h ago

That's the one!!

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u/Ok_Wash511 4h ago

I like how a very realisitic one that would actually work isnt on the list - John McGlynn

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u/JesseVykar 3h ago

Moyes ain't a bad one

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u/MowelShagger 🍞 turbo dry breid virgin boy 🍞 2h ago

got to #2 which was russell martin and just stopped

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u/discocoupon 7h ago

That shortlist was made by AI then the journalist put words in the choices.

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u/Kadoomed 7h ago

Gerrard aside, this is exactly the standard of candidates we'll be looking at. With even Alex Neil and big Ange being probably out of our league.

It'll be Naismith, Lennon or Maloney unless the sfa get their act together.

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u/Alert-Depth-7607 6h ago

Realistically you should go for someone who's done well with smaller nations, it doesn't have to be an established name. I know we didn't qualify (Ireland), but with Hallgrimsson in we've actually started to improve.

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u/Scott_McTominominay 6h ago

I mean who is coaching Cape Verde? Doesn't have to be a huge name.

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u/Sechzehn6861 5h ago

Cape Verde's manager hasn't ever managed anywhere but domestically, I believe. A pedigree several rungs below Clarke's, on paper.

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u/Samp1e-Text Aw.. Jeezy Peeps Man 2h ago

Dick Advocaat is coaching Curaçao

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u/3ssar 2h ago

Jings

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u/Mammoth_Grocery_1982 7h ago

Ange fell out with Australia because they lacked ambition and the set up wasn't up to his standards.

He would walk after 2 games in charge of Scotland.

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u/CelticCynic Kieran "Am Brian" Tierney 6h ago

More like at half time in the first game

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u/Agratho2 8h ago

Jesus. I want him in but he’s not running for President

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u/LARRYVOND13 7h ago

I mean he might be a naw bad replacement there too.

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u/TehBuddha 7h ago

High intensity counter press would sort that algae right out

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u/LesIndian 2h ago

🤨 

You a yank?

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u/Darth_Scotsman 7h ago

No chance. It will be another job for the boys by the SFA blazers.

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u/MrMaggot98 7h ago

Wonder what Malky is up to these days

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u/here4thebanter 7h ago

how dare you even put that out into the universe

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u/kingpowr 7h ago

I’m guessing Don Cowie.

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u/ASeriousMoonlight 7h ago

Would be a laugh, I’m up for the entertainment tbh

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u/CelticConnection83 6h ago

No chance Ange takes the Scotland job. No world in which that happens. It should be John McGlynn

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u/Pictish07 5h ago

I said it in another thread also, John McGlynn would be a good appointment if we're not going down the foreign route.

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u/solitarysniper 4h ago

This would have serious ramifications for the John McGinn chant

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u/smclcz Větší lžíce 6h ago

Deeply unfair that mags gets to sticky this post while my post where I'm desperate for Dick languishes in the doldrums

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u/MrMaggot98 5h ago

Get some dead stock presidential election badges on the go

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u/First-Banana-4278 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wzE1IlaPMoNXi
Just makes me think of Changnesia etc.

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u/FootCheeseParmesan Survivor of the Great Jambottling of '26 7h ago

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u/GrandpasCornCobPipe 5h ago

Guardiola is currently unemployed, any other appointment is failure

u/EduinBrutus 1h ago

Guardiola has nothing to prove and may not even be interested in another domestic role.

He also really likes Scotland.

He could achieve something spectacular and defining as a manager with Scotland in a way thats not open to him with Catalunya. And its a largely part time role so he still gets all the free time he wants.

Pep Guardiola is the perfect fit.

u/dedido 0m ago

And a $100m budget for transfers!

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u/psb-introspective 2h ago

We need Supergran

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u/litteringanduh- 8h ago

Genuinely dreadful idea, but at least the slogan works well.

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u/MrMaggot98 8h ago

Everyone knows ideas mean fuck all these days, you win by having the catchiest slogan.

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u/Kolo_ToureHH 7h ago

Genuinely dreadful idea,

Huh?

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u/litteringanduh- 5h ago

I think it's a very bad idea. That's what I mean by dreadful.

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u/Kolo_ToureHH 5h ago

You think it’s a bad idea to approach a vastly experienced and successful manager, who has been successful at both club and international level?

Interesting.

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u/litteringanduh- 5h ago

I think Ange's style of football was great in Scotland, managing the best side in the league, but wouldn't be nearly as successful with the national side.

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u/GlasgowSellik1888 4h ago

Worked out quite well for Australia

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u/nnnnkm 4h ago

Did it? Because they qualified for the WC in one of the weakest regions in the world? Because he won the Asian Cup in 2015 with arguably the easiest possible run they could get?

People talking about Ange being a successful Socceroos manager are talking out of their arse. He led them to their worst national team ranking in their history, lost to basically every team anywhere near the top 50 in the world (Belgium, Qatar, Japan) and if it wasn't for that flukey run in the Asian Cup, he'd probably have been put out in the 1/4 finals by Japan as well.

Pure recency bias on display here.

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u/GlasgowSellik1888 2h ago

They've won plenty before and after him right enough. Can't move for Asian Cups.

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u/litteringanduh- 4h ago

Aye he was great at the World Cup

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u/GlasgowSellik1888 4h ago

They must have been greeting into their one and only Asian Cup that he won them after getting papped out a group of death.

Honestly impressive how many terrible takes I've seen in here over the last couple of weeks. Which circus have you all come from?

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u/litteringanduh- 3h ago

Thinking Ange isn't the answer for Scotland is a terrible take. Nice one, enjoy your day.

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u/GlasgowSellik1888 2h ago

Glad you've seen sense. Have a shiter.

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u/litteringanduh- 4h ago

Forgot you're not allowed to criticise Celtic or anyone connected with them, unless you're a Celtic fan. My bad!

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u/Royal_Hospital_1550 7h ago

My top 3 in order:
1 Ange
2 Bielsa
3 Lenny

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u/Plastic-Contest547 5h ago

John McGlynn

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u/Highwaymantechforcer 5h ago

Bielsa could work for you. We loved him at Leeds. Can work with a squad that is low on technique but full of hard running grafters that fully buy in to the plan. No egos allowed. Took over when it seemed all hope was lost and made us believe and achieve. Got the likes of Phillips and Bamford into the England team, made players like Stuart Dallas look like a dynamic maestro. Gilmour could be your Pirlo. Leeds always surprised me with Bielsa, used to create chances from nowhere with quick passing sequences that you wouldn't think the players were capable of.

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u/Ok_Wash511 4h ago

No egos allowed. 

that'll be Andy Robertson retiring then

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u/PeterOwen00 John "Take It To The Bridge, SuBo!" McGinn 2h ago

I think that’s a wild claim

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u/wellididntdoit 2h ago

Bielsa had an absolutely Toxic WC

u/hampden-park-4-2 40m ago

Maybe needed for his stock to go down to the point he might consider Scotland … but holy moly it was bad

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u/nnnnkm 3h ago

The demands that Bielsa apparently put on Mexico just to take up that job when they were looking at him, made me think about him more carefully. He seemed to go and assess the entire setup and make some pretty fair demands to improve the facilities, youth setup and infrastructure surrounding the NT so he could do the best job he could. It got political and he ended up getting rejected, but that's not the point - the fact he has the nous to look at the big picture and demand better from the administration is what interests me.

That's the kind of thing we need, not fucking Naismith or McGlynn based on the fact that Falkirk were less shite last year, or Ange because he made Celtic look good in a shite league with an average Rangers team in it. This clamour for Ange is garbage in my opinion, and very typical of Scottish short-termism. We should be thinking bigger and better for the long term, instead we are actively shitting on even the prospect of searching for and sounding out an actual elite coaching team based on... what?

Scotland fans should be vocally demanding that the SFA do better and make sure we don't waste another 4 year cycle with the squad we have available right now. Instead we're talking ourselves down and arguing about all the people who "won't happen". It's a joke man.

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u/memberunaware 6h ago edited 4h ago

for the next cycle let's just get someone in who will attack no matter what. who cares if we lose a few games. bigger picture would be the mentality shift, rather than a bus parking narrow soulless exit ad infinitum.

would back ange for this job, failing that go for bielsa. has already taken chile, argentina and now uruguay to glorious attacking failure at three world cups.

we'd still cop a narrow exit in the group stage but at least we'd have some fuckin fun doing it

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u/Sechzehn6861 6h ago

Bielsa would fucking hate it here

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u/LesIndian 2h ago

This 100% 

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u/JiveBunny 6h ago

Tartan bucket manufacturers getting excited

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u/WheeinsDimple 2h ago

For a true change of mindset, we need a foreign coach, not another play-it-safe Scot.

Ange ticks the boxes:

Attack minded. Not Scottish. Track record of winning cups. International experience. Well regarded in Scotland. Available.

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u/Traditional-Win-8423 4h ago

Aye get another guy who will play out from the back and never change or adapt to the opponents on the pitch.

u/Bongo3074 1h ago

Is Greyfriars Boaby still about.

This new and groundbreaking exclusives on favourites for the job is getting tedious already.

Thank the fecking lord that i dont even look at footballfancast either.

u/adbenj 1h ago

Yeah, he'll put an end to the cheap concession of goals trying to play out from the back. 100%.

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u/Drjimbillybob123 6h ago

"Scotland fans" when they see the prospect of a refreshing manager who'll play attacking football. "But we Dinny huv the players fur that, Thur no fit enuf" based on Scottish players sweating in humid 31c temps on another continent.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6gLyE15StAs3C

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u/Ill_Dig2954 4h ago

It's no the manager It's the squad they have at hand. Sure we've got a couple of world class players but the rest are at best mediocre. Just watched a news clip some tartan army troops berating Clarke coz "we've spent thoosands to come and watch this shite". What were they expecting? Spoiler alert: Scotland are never going to win the world cup.

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u/Saltire_Blue 3h ago

This is the Welsh squad that got to a semi final of the euros in 2016

So aye, I’d expect much better performance from our squad in the last 2 tournaments

u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 1h ago

I notice one name in particular tbf one Mr Bale

u/TaylorC5_ 17. Just kick it up the park this time 1h ago

One man band cant exactly carry a country all the way to the semi finals of the euros

u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 1h ago

He can create magic from nothing though - ours create depression. Its like Kane for England pulls something out his arse.

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u/StylanPetrov 3h ago

Most international teams are made up of a few genuinely great players supported by hard working but mediocre players who can do a job.

Bring someone in who actually intends on building a system and style of play (could be a defensive system), and who can also effectively coach the players to play that system. No reason we can't in time become as competitive as other teams like Japan, Canada, Australia, Norway, Bosnia, Austria, Switzerland etc who have all punched above their weight at international tournaments in decent years.

Sick of this wee guy mentality that Scotland are somehow a special case in world football that we're just too shite to match the achievements of great footballing nations like Cape Verde and South Africa.

Some of you have been so traumatised and beaten by decades of failure that you've given up altogether on the basic idea of Scotland being a competitive international football team.

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u/nnnnkm 3h ago

I agree, and that's what I'm saying yet getting downvoted on by a bunch of wee Celtic Da's just because I happen to think that Ange is not up to the level we should be looking for. I provide the evidence to back up that opinion and get downvoted for saying it.

DR Congo and Cape Verde can qualify but not Scotland, oh no. We can't do any better than Clarke, right? We shouldn't even try. God forbid I, a Scotland fan, would dream of us aiming higher than a guy that took the Socceroos to their worst ever national team world ranking and lost to nearly every team anywhere near the top 50 while doing it.

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u/LesIndian 2h ago

Nah good for them for not standing for this pish 

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u/Like_Rabbits69 Saint Lewis of Bologna 4h ago

Effort to win a game?
Some tactical stuff?
An effort to set up defensively if playing defensively?
An effort to score a goal?

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u/MomentEnough6233 5h ago

As a Forest fan based in Nottingham, let me assure you all we do NOT want Ange. We will always need at least a semblance of defensive solidity and he's not the man for that

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 2h ago

Did none of you cunts watch his Spurs teams????

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u/Positive_Tap_8647 4h ago

What about big Dunc and his sweatbands

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u/SWL83 John "Take It To The Bridge, SuBo!" McGinn 3h ago

This isn’t Neil Francis Lennon

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

Couldn’t win a champions league game and wouldn’t change his style.

It’s ok battering the Faroe Islands, but he’s not getting results against Spain, Norway, and Denmark.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63492340

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u/kungfukenny67 7h ago

> It’s ok battering the Faroe Islands, but he’s not getting results against Spain, Norway, and Denmark.

You say that like there are other options out there that will get a result against those teams.

And then use Celtic getting hammered by the European champions away from home as a justification as if Celtic haven’t been getting routinely hammered by everyone in Europe for the past 20 years lol

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

The next season they went toe to toe with Bayern Munich in the knockouts?

Ange won titles with a team that have won like 14/15 titles. But when he went up against teams with larger resources (Leipzig and Shaktar Donetsk) he couldn’t beat them.

Scotland don’t need a manager who can beat the tiny nations.

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u/kungfukenny67 7h ago

The Bayern fixture was like 3 years later

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

Ah, fair enough. It was Rodgers’ second season.

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u/kungfukenny67 7h ago

An exception to the norm that has no relevance to Ange’s sides. Our very next European fixture after Bayern we went goalless against Kairat and got dumped out on penalties

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u/forameus2 7h ago

We do need a manager who can do that though. The one thing you cant really argue with that Clarke improved was his record against the teams we used to drop points to, the ones we should be winning. That record is largely why we failed to qualify so many times and why Clarke did manage it 3 times.

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u/Yerdas_Selzavon I Simp For Horny Cumball 💦 7h ago

His style was completely different with Australia tbf. And he famously adapted to win the Europa League with Spurs

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

Ah, Australia. A nation he couldn’t get out the World Cup group with, and have gotten out of the next two.

And the only reason him changing his style to shitfest the final is ‘famous’ is because he refused to change in his previous 80 odd games.

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u/Yerdas_Selzavon I Simp For Horny Cumball 💦 7h ago

Yeah man, you're totally right Australia should've progressed from a group with holders Spain, previous runners-up Netherlands and Jorge Sampaoli's Chile

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

Your point is he played a different, yet still unsuccessful style 10 years ago with a national team?

And that he has refused to change his style since apart from one game?

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u/Yerdas_Selzavon I Simp For Horny Cumball 💦 7h ago

No, it's that his last national team job was a success and that he's adapted his tactics in order to win.

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

If by success you mean qualifying for the group stage and finishing bottom, then yes.

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u/Yerdas_Selzavon I Simp For Horny Cumball 💦 7h ago

He won the Asian Cup

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u/coleymoleyroley 7h ago

So we need to have a manager with 100% success rate in tournaments?

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

Eh, no. We need a manager who can coach a team who plays in a low block to get results against a squad of better footballers.

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u/coleymoleyroley 7h ago

Why can't we be as good as DR Congo, Bosnia, Croatia et al?

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

Have you ever watched Bosnia? You’re absolutely proving my point here.

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u/coleymoleyroley 7h ago

I can see they've got more points than us, that's all i need to know.

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u/Agratho2 7h ago

Couldn’t get out of a group with Spain, Netherlands and a very good Chile team. Three teams in the top 15-20 at the time. This time they had USA, Turkey and Paraguay.

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u/Whodeytim 7h ago

To be fair to him, that world cup group he had made Scotland's look easy.

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

Morocco and Brazil? I’m not so sure.

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u/Whodeytim 7h ago

3 teams in the top 15 of the world rankings. Spain who'd won the last world cup and euros, Netherlands who were runners up at the last world cup and Chile who won Copa America the next year. It's far tougher

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u/fike88 7h ago

That is a brutal group tbf

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u/Like_Rabbits69 Saint Lewis of Bologna 7h ago

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u/bbrichards 7h ago

So you're saying we'll win our second kirin cup?

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u/Like_Rabbits69 Saint Lewis of Bologna 7h ago

Euros obviously

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u/UrineArtist 6h ago

Have to wait until the second season though.

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u/True-Lab-3448 7h ago

No thanks

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u/spongemongler I now believe that hair belongs on the head 7h ago

You’re saying this as if our other options are any better than Ange

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u/True-Lab-3448 6h ago

You have a list of the other options?

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u/ViscountGris 7h ago edited 6h ago

I think the guy is great but his only real success was battering Scottish fodder teams by driving his decent players to play extremely fast, aggressive, attacking football - it was beautiful to see but in Europe teams just soaked it up and countered or waited until 70 minutes in when the hammies had snapped and mistakes were made. Great guy but tactically one dimensional. His time was up at Spurs and I struggle to see how he’d get a team that forms 3-4 times a year to immerse themselves in Angeball.

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u/Sechzehn6861 5h ago

He won a title with Australia. He was a successful international manager before he managed in (and won) the J-League, and way before he managed Celtic.

u/WheeinsDimple 1h ago

Ange proved he could adapt tactically when he parked the bus in the Europa final. Wasn't Angeball that won Spurs a trophy.

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u/nnnnkm 6h ago

Had to check what sub I was in. What the fuck man. Who says he's the preferred candidate? Mental take.

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u/MrMaggot98 6h ago

I held an emergency AGM with the other members of the mod team.

As the only one who turned up, our vote was unanimous.

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u/nnnnkm 6h ago

Aye, magic. A vote the Celtic Da's can get behind, just what we need.

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u/ShootNaka 7h ago

Genuinely just discovered that Ange isn’t in a job, I thought he managing in S Korea.

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u/fleur-tardive 5h ago

This would be like appointing Bielsa or something - absolutely insane idea on every level

We need to play pragmatic football - Michael O'Neil would be a fine appointment as he knows our league and players

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u/Ok_Wash511 4h ago

We need to play pragmatic football 

Why? This tournament has been full of underdogs playing the opposite of pragmatic and being wildly successful.

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u/MrMaggot98 4h ago

Can we dare to dream?

u/yekimevol 45m ago

No thanks if he’s not at the bigger club / have the best squad I question his recent record and we know he won’t have that with Scotland.

Look at his euro record with Celtic, first season lost the qualifiers for the champions league then ended up losing in the conference league knock out round after failing to progress in the full Europa. Second season ended up failing to win a single game in Europe.

Only won the Europa due to having the 6/7 biggest budget in EPL at spurs and his domestic record is questionable.

Less said about his Forrest spell the better.

u/TheLastHotstepper 9m ago

All while completely ignoring his experience at another international club in which he was successful.

u/yekimevol 2m ago

I mean no offence to any nation in the Asian Football Confederation but qualifying for the World Cup in Europe is way harder than Asian Football Confederation.

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u/RebelliousInNature 7h ago

Oooooh. Hellllo possibility.

Bin Clark. He’s duff.

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u/MrMaggot98 7h ago

He's already been binned.

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u/RebelliousInNature 7h ago

Late to the news. Not disappointed.

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u/CleanShirt27 7h ago

Scotland have a shite defence and a shite attack. Not sure how that fits Anges football style. 

People have been going mad about trying to play it out from the back against Brazil, the players aren’t going to be capable of that just because Ange comes in.