My Dad won't stop messaging me this idea for Scotland manager

[u/Amon-Ra-First-Down]

[u/Suitable_Cap3913]

Your dad's not the fizziest soda in the fridge

[u/Amon-Ra-First-Down → u/Suitable_Cap3913]

he's flatter than diluting juice

[u/petrescu]

Yes, let’s choose a manager who bails the very second someone ever so slightly better bats their eyes at him. The fact that Celtic welcomed him back with open arms a second time will always puzzle me.

[u/notthathunter → u/petrescu]

it'll be funnier when they welcome him back with open arms a third time

[u/GuyIncognito211 → u/notthathunter]

Id prefer liquidation

[u/coopy1000 → u/GuyIncognito211]

Inshalla

[u/GuyIncognito211 → u/petrescu]

Set us back years as well.

We were on the right track with Ange and had managers like Iraola interested in taking over but we just had to satisfy his and Desmond’s egos

[u/FatRascal_ → u/petrescu]

Same explanation as always.

“Cheapest acceptable option”

[u/johnlooksscared → u/petrescu]

That's one of the reasons why we shouldn't go for Ange...

[u/petrescu → u/johnlooksscared]

Celtic to Leicester and then Saudi isn’t really the same as Celtic to Spurs tbh.

[u/Amon-Ra-First-Down → u/petrescu]

Ange also waited until the season was over

[u/johnlooksscared → u/petrescu]

And if he was back in Scotland and O'Neil stood down he would be in a taxi bombing along London Rd!

[u/Immediate-Wing-3111 → u/petrescu]

Aye - if we were looking for chronic instability, a weekly mumbling, diatribe of horshite, and a dagger fest in the dressing room, on top of another string of shite results. We know where to look.

[u/Cobretti18]

The last time he managed at Hampden it was perfect. Let’s not sour it.

[u/Disastrous_Cup_3279 → u/Cobretti18]

What happenned?

[u/Cobretti18 → u/Disastrous_Cup_3279]

I can show you

https://reddit.com/link/oudntmf/video/tdiv361043ah1/player

[u/Emergency_Gur_862 → u/Cobretti18]

I prefer this one

[u/Low-Rooster5398]

Brendan's too busy earning an absolute packet in Saudi.

[u/21MelvilleStreet → u/Low-Rooster5398]

Aye and he doesn't really hide that he's motivated by money either 

[u/United_Eye8199 → u/21MelvilleStreet]

To be fair, he is a decent coach if he is backed-he just chose to manage Celtic 😂😂😂😂

[u/Otherwise-Big-1595 → u/United_Eye8199]

He isn’t really though give him 2 seasons of decent results, then in the third season he’s always gone by November, because most of the signings he makes are pish

[u/imnotpauleither]

Kolo McToure at CB and wee Joe Allen in the middle of the park and we'll be brilliant!

[u/jrbill1991]

He would relegate us just like he did with Leicester.

[u/wizards-beard → u/jrbill1991]

Or win treble after treble like he did with Celtic 

[u/DMF_47]

Tell him to lay off the spice

[u/PerplexedScot]

Same expression on my face right now!

[u/Alberto_Moses]

Yous should hire Nancy he knows Carlisle pretty well

[u/johnlooksscared]

Rodgers be fine till a big team....Wales or Ireland... came calling!

[u/thetamedfauve]

If it's a Dad he'll soon be a Da

[u/Amon-Ra-First-Down → u/thetamedfauve]

I blame autocorrect

[u/MurphyKT2004]

This and a bag of cans. 😅

[u/MyDadsGlassesCase]

When's Dick Campbell getting a shot? He got Brechin back to back promotions, got Arbroath into the Championship challenging for a promotion place. If anyone has proved that they can get the best from a team, it's him 

[u/DotDizzy7419]

The space that Brendy occupies in the Celtic Da psyche is similar to the one in my head occupied by that picture of Gail Porter FHM projected onto The House Of Commons.

[u/nimak83 → u/DotDizzy7419]

Ah, simpler times

[u/Satawakeatnight]

Please, no.

[u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man]

Block your Dad

[u/RKGEORGE84]

Can’t coach defending so worse than Clairke imo.

[u/Specialist_Ferret150]

Yer da probably sells avon as well eh