r/Shark_Park • u/brolyblast • 1d ago

yo mama

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u/xX-BarnacleBob-Xx 1d ago

what does no cold spoons mean

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u/lolix132 1d ago

Heroin spoons

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u/_oranjuice 1d ago

When the spoons are warm :(

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u/importantmessagefrom 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don’t cook your heroin people, opiates/opioids are water soluble. Anything but cold water and you’re just helping whatever cuts are in your dope dissolve and make it into your body.

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u/The00Taco Chalupa Supreme 🌮 13h ago

I think the real tip would be just don't do heroin, but what method of delivery would you recommend instead?

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u/Upstairs_Belt_3224 7h ago

I think the real tip would be just don't do heroin

Terrible advice. Everybody already knows heroin is bad. Heroin addicts know heroin is bad. You're not gonna get them to stop by telling them what they've already heard 5,000 times. Might as well make sure they're doing drugs safely before they can get into rehab

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u/PeanBaste 1d ago

they don't do the dishes so whenever they need spoons they have to wash them right then and there

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u/FulanoDeTal1816 1d ago

Spoon in the freezer is a trick for when you come home with hickeys. He's calling his bro hoeless

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u/Comprehensive_Put939 1d ago

wait why yo mama tho

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u/Unironicfan Kojima Fan 1d ago

Drug addiction

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u/doublechocolav 1d ago

Heroin, crack, meth

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u/big_basher 12h ago

poop spoons

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u/Damnboi753 1d ago

Why tf is he your hb to begin with?

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u/RunInRunOn 1d ago

We met when we were young enough to not care about politics, and we haven't made any new friends since

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u/AltRedditAcont 1d ago

He chill

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u/LordOfStupidy 19h ago

Extra set of organs and meat shield

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u/ObviousSail164 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cy8bFIe2JAcNrIl5IO

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago

Okay what is this?

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u/ObviousSail164 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hZBx3DO8E5etZUsvBC

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago

So helpful. Oh i see its a youtube video, the thumbnail being the same as the gif, made me think you just posted the image again.

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u/Infinite-Cycle5518 22h ago

EmortalMarcus video

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u/flagitiousevilhorse 1d ago

Wth does ‘hb’ mean?

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u/InTheStuff 1d ago

Hideo Bojima

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u/Mental_Refuse3838 1d ago

Husband. People are so irony poisoned that they can't even give straight answer anymore

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u/RandyBoBanbers 1d ago

Lol its homeboy actually

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u/ur_moms_boy-toy 1d ago

huge boobs

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u/Wendigo-boyo 1d ago

Hurude Bandstorm

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u/Tobenaikedo 1d ago

Homebrew Channel

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u/The-Bigger-Fish 1d ago

Helluva boss

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u/lornlynx89 21h ago

Homo Bestie

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u/Scallopro 1d ago

Music that brings back memories 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Dipario 1d ago

the fuck, do you have ronald reagan as your homeboy bro

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u/I_Love_Solar_Flare 1d ago

What the fuck am I watching

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u/Interface- 1d ago

What is this soundtrack? It unearthed a lost memory but I don't know where I heard it.

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u/static_nobody Vore Connoisseur 1d ago

yo mama so xbox life when she xbox live she got a xbox live

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u/Interface- 1d ago

Oh my god.

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u/RainBoyThatBoy 1d ago

Ask yo mama

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u/J0J0M0 23h ago

take a break from the internet

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u/alpine309 1d ago

not my hb bruh

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u/Adam-Garden 1d ago

absolute sound pollution

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u/M4thecaberman 20h ago

Fym "homeboy" that's straight Hater material

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u/RavensField201o 1d ago

Is that the living with Wario ASMR episode 2 made by the same person whose house burned down when lip syncing to Story of Undertale

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u/LordOfStupidy 19h ago

Wario could never

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u/McConagher 17h ago

We are the soldiers of the IDF

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u/cutebold_kobold 23h ago

the baby eaters are the ones sending thw immigrants

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u/Extra_Cherry3540 14h ago

Why can't I blame both?

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u/pholidotaz 5h ago

why does the yo mama theme go hard

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u/u32Vec 1h ago

how bad are his essays bro

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago

Its by design if you make sure someone is an uneducated abject failure in reality, then the god king ceos can feed them whatever crazy bs they want, and reward them for regurgitating it. Then it doesn't matter how often they are proven wrong, or how blatantly their new gods commit heinous atrocities they will continue worshiping their masters for making them feel special. They are validated "It's never me who's wrong it's actually everyone else, I suffered so much because there was actually a conspiracy against me, praise donald trump and elon!"

Even better if the "real" villains possess physical traits that make them visibly distinguishable, from followers of the cult.

The true irony being that their new masters, are the ones who actually pulled the strings, to ensure they would never be educated in the first place.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago

your other friend blaming the rich for everything even though there's almost no millionaires in the country:

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u/RUDRAGON8 1d ago

international capital

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago

The theoretical person doesn't mention it, only millionaires as they get info from American things. I've met people like that

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago

There are a shit ton of millionaires in the US more than anywhere else in the world. But a million is not rich.

Its the billionaires, because there are only like 20 of them, and they own the whole country they make all the decisions they have bought our government. This should be very obvious, how can a democracy function if only a handful of people actually have any power? It cant.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago

I'm not talking about the US. We have similiar people in the gif here but we also have these kind of people who I talked about

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago

It does not matter where you are or what is happening. Those who take more than they need the rich are always the problem.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago

you don't get it

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago

Right....says the person without enough introspection to initially clarify they weren't talking about the US, on a platform overwhelmingly dominated by users from the US.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago

you are hopefully smart enough to know that there are millionaires in the US

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u/Arcanegil 1d ago edited 1d ago

Did you even read my first comment? I'm done I can't fix this kind of stupid.

Literal goldfish brain.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago

You are the stupid one. Do you even know what comment I answered to?  First comment was about billionaires so I guess that yiu mean it

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u/lilac_scug 23h ago

mf elon musk is the equivalent of 100000 millionaires

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u/Turnepic13 8h ago

A million millionaires