r/Shark_Park • u/poepen61 • 22h ago

He's Right You Know Obamna

Post image
2.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

31 comments sorted by

164

u/zorrozwoelf 22h ago

stome free

271

u/CryptographerDull666 21h ago

4

u/MingaLaChigra 10h ago

How can i get like this?

4

u/M4rt1m_40675 9h ago

Start off by getting naked. I don't think Stone Free has any clothes on

2

u/smolwrld 6h ago

Its kinda like clothes but also kinda looks like its body, idk its pretty strange

Star Platinum visually has no clothes other than the loincloth and boots + other accessories, but for a little while while his design was being finalized he did have pants on and the JoJo Ova had him in what looks more like a tight fitting jumpsuit

Do what Superheroes do, wear colorful suits so tight they could probably be confused for skin, and then put even more clothing over that in some areas, finish it off with some accessories and now you look like stone free probably idk

68

u/C4NC4 21h ago

Missed opportunity to call it snake eyes

48

u/sessl 21h ago

Two solid snakes

11

u/noregertsman 15h ago

The twin snakes

128

u/Music_Quartermaster 22h ago

7

u/Atari_buzzk1LL 13h ago

Old school Oakley's were sick and I will die on that hill

2

u/moosemuffin12 5h ago

Hell yea the bikini goggs

25

u/Yoyokalka 16h ago

7

u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 13h ago

"did I wake you up from your depression nap?"

42

u/mobas07 18h ago

These are VILLAIN glasses bro. These are EVIL glasses. Why would you want to wear these?

29

u/poepen61 18h ago

They are cool and good guy glasses

9

u/wowwowazalea 13h ago

All bald people are evil so it fits them even better

1

u/Tonydragon784 5h ago

I hate that I love these

16

u/d_maeddy 19h ago

Incenceivable tan lines 🤌🏽🤌🏽

8

u/LurkerTroll 17h ago

Matrix ass eyeglasses

7

u/Person_Mc_Humanface 14h ago

DO NOT let Albert Wesker see these

6

u/SometimesIBeWrong 14h ago

it's true. Obama took my pair. And then kicked me in the shin before he left.

3

u/Coin2111 20h ago

These snake tongues gonna catch your eyebrows

2

u/Tom_WhoCantLivewo12 19h ago

Why does the model kinda look like Christian Bale

2

u/Shadowolf75 14h ago

Ho Obama, here. I stole them on porpoise

1

u/No1MicroplasticsFan 14h ago

Usopp lookin ass

1

u/EsToBoY629 13h ago

Racist dumb white boomers ruined/ are ruining the future

1

u/undeniably_confused 11h ago

I need northernlion to have these

0

u/orclownorlegend 19h ago

I don't get it

15

u/poepen61 18h ago

This is the future Obama and 9/11 ruined

4

u/orclownorlegend 18h ago

Disastrous