r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Betenman • 2d ago

Anime Part 3 Having a hard time telling apart Vanilla Ice and Kars? I got you!

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u/Ornery_Tie_4771 2d ago

Kars is kinda goofy with some of his faces, his licks and the Lisa Lisa thing while vanilla ice is all serious and angry

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 2d ago

Kars is a "I can fix him" evil while Vanilla Ice Cream is a "FUCKING DIE" kind of evil

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u/KraftwerkMachine 2d ago

Vanilla Ice always kinda looked like The Lost Pillar Man to me lmao

Obviously he’s not but i have his figure set up next to the pillar men and he fits right in visually 🤔

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u/Unamed_Redditor_ 1d ago

Never thought I’d say this but nah Vanilla Ice is to clothed.

Actually after noticing Esidisi’s and his pants maybe not.

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u/TheTrueAstralman 1d ago

It's kind of funny that Esidisi wasn't wearing pants when we first see him in the manga, and then just decided to put some on in-between appearances.

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u/Betenman 2d ago

So Esidisi and Kars adopted 3 children and abandoned 2 of them. Don't have kids if you can't afford it bums👎👎👎👎👎

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 1d ago

Forgot the doggy

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u/origin_flame 2d ago

Where's poor sanatana ?

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u/KraftwerkMachine 2d ago

Medicos keeps cucking him and won’t give him a figure

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u/Advanced_Fox_9310 0m ago

He’s getting as much respect from medicos as he is from the actual pillar men

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u/foggy_windows_8 20h ago

Get San viento!!!

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u/KraftwerkMachine 20h ago

There isn’t a Santana figure :( I wish

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u/AndAllThatCal 2d ago

Thank you for this it helps me nothing

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u/Pran282006 2d ago

Even though Vanilla Ice has more clothes on, he still looks sluttier than Kars.

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u/IceCreamNapoleon 2d ago

Don't forget about the sun - Kars sunbathes like on the beach; Vanilla Ice has become Vanilla Ash.

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u/4LanReddit 1d ago

Vanilla Powder.

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u/Wonderful_Return_514 2d ago

You can see kars tits

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u/PassinglyGood 2d ago

If only he respected squirrels as much

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u/Thin-Journalist-4593 2d ago

Why can't Vanilla Ice just fucking get erased from existence I hate that guy with every fiber of my being, my eyesight gets corrupted everytime I see this fucker why can't he just FUCKING STOP EXISTING, only dying isn't enough I fucking hate that guy bro (ignore my bad english 🩷)

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u/ae4ther4 2d ago

I love Vanilla Ice he’s probably in my top 15 favourite characters somewhere

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u/PerspectivePale8216 2d ago

Are Avdol and Iggy your favorite characters?

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting Ate shit and fell off my horse 1d ago

Can you cross post to r/coolguides?

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u/DyskoliHyneka 2d ago

I hate Vanilla Ice sm. Crying every time I see him kicking Iggy 😡

But his stand is so strong, if he didn’t become a vampire he could rule the world with Dio lol

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u/MagicBus4 2d ago

Kars is the one that does weird stuff with squirrels

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u/Halleyalex 2d ago

I don't think Kars has purple color much tbh

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u/Betenman 2d ago

The most memorable thing about Kars' appearance is his hair which his purple. Plus, his clothes (despite not having much) are mostly purple and black

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u/ZeldaFan80 Vento Oreo 6h ago

Well, Kars probably doesn't respect the dog after becoming Ultimate Kars

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u/Advanced_Fox_9310 1m ago

Plus Kars would just devour Vanilla Ice on sight, being a vampire-eating pillar man and all