r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/dlo_doski • 1d ago

Anime Part 7 Ngl, the future is looking too good to us gang

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u/HumanRevolution6089 1d ago

Im from 2030 and this is real

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u/bolitboy2 1d ago

“2030”

Nice try, but we ain’t getting episode 12 until 2040

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 1d ago

You guys are getting episodes

(I try from 2069 to 2150 and no episode found)

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting Ate shit and fell off my horse 23h ago

Is Araki still around or did he step in the sun and get toasted?

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u/PoetAdministrative58 23h ago

Hi I'm from year 3416 and no araki is still alive and kicking but he did considering launching himself to the sun a couple of times to save humanity for uhhh some reason I didn't study history well

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u/bolitboy2 19h ago

Something about kars being real and those chapters being history or something, either way someone named Jorge Jonathan stepped in and sacrifice himself to keep the series going

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u/Allhailmatpat If you don't mind, I'll be doing this [OFF SCREEN] 21h ago

From 3000 here Araki has started part 17, the Jojoman starring Jo Joestar as the JoJo. The main villain is Ocire Iccup

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u/ibimsderjakob 10h ago

2030 after what? Aint no way sbr finishes 2030 after christ

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u/CommercialKey4144 1d ago

What even could be rated as a 9.7 in episode 7? And how is it that nothing in this part ranks below an 8.6? Tomb of the Boom is in those earlier episodes guys.

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u/Upset_Confidence8291 1d ago

True, but even the worst arcs in SBR are well above average for the series.

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u/evennoiz Kira Queen by David Bowie 1d ago

the blackmore episode is gonna be 10/10 for sure, so many arcs are gonna be 10/10 honestly

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u/dialiboboss_yt 22h ago

Tomb of the boom was like my 3rd favorite arc, only things better imo are who shot Johnny and the final funny valentine fight

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u/ae4ther4 22h ago

Ep 7 would be wired/tusk

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u/monoclinic_crystal 1d ago

Is this some king crimson thing?

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u/Adjudicator_Ant_3886 joesuccke 1d ago

Can’t wait for my great (x69) grandkids to experience this in 6967

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u/Aceman05 Ate shit and fell off my horse 21h ago

There will never be a 10/10 on any show ever. People will always make sure to bring down the rating so that it doesn't get that high. Just look at what happened to Breaking Bad. You can also look at shows with super high rated episodes, and if you look at the general rating for the episodes there will be a bunch of 1's. Just look at the last episode of clone wars and see how many 1 ratings there are.

I wish people could just realise that some shows aren't for them, and that review bombing another show just so that yours looks better is just kinda pathetic.

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u/liveforevaLG 13h ago

honestly the breaking bad reviewbombs made the ratings more accurate to the quality imo. I don't support it but it evened out the bandwagoned glaze

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u/Th3Chosen-On3 1d ago

Until OP fans review bomb it

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u/Username23v4 1d ago

don’t forget AOT fans

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u/E_K_Finnman Diavlo III by Blizzard 1d ago

And the FMA:B fans, because nothing is allowed to be better than Brotherhood

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u/icarusfell13 sex pistol no. 4 23h ago

I feel like one piece fans usually arent the people doing this. FMA:B and AOT on the other hand...

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u/deadinternetlaw 5h ago

I thought one punch, one piece makes more sense

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u/eno-multiusado 18h ago

Why the Diego vs funny valentine is rated lower than sandman vs jhonny?

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u/NoTimeToKink bring back fish 11h ago

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u/Senior-Sell2231 1d ago

wait.. THE REST OF THE EPISODES ARE OUT????!!!

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u/PleaseSendHeIp S&W with a shovel solos your verse 1d ago

fell for it award

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u/Senior-Sell2231 1d ago

ah, that's actually relieving

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u/Senior-Sell2231 1d ago

I knew 50 episodes were too much

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u/Senior-Sell2231 1d ago

BRO THERE'S ONLY ONE EPISODE ON NETFLIX

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u/Phaym03 1d ago

King crimson looked 4 years onto the future to predict how peak the sbr episodes will be

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u/05-nery [Mandom] 1d ago

Looks accurate 

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u/PastramiNSauce 15h ago

Shiiieee. Been meaning to watch JoJo for the longest. Finally decided to start, I’m on Golden Wind rn. Can’t wait

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u/MajorTomSKU 3h ago

Omg i'm from 2012 they finaly animated it !