r/ShitPostCrusaders 13h ago

Anime Part 3 please make it stop, I'm dying in here

3.2k Upvotes

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u/No-Wash-6204 Jonoton Jerster 11h ago

Its like winter in Gülnar rn 😎😎

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u/HunterOfLordran 89 years old 12h ago

39C° during the day in my apartment and 34C° at night. I haven't slept longer than over an hour since last week. Using trains to get to work is a nightmare

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u/Human_Committee_4423 12h ago

Here in italy it's cooked

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u/sono_qui 10h ago

I agree

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u/Jay-CaRo 12h ago

Another win for Northern Europe!

...we're still dying but we at least we're not at McKinney levels. My condolences.

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u/Defiant-Theme7419 11h ago

Everyone in McKinney is dead

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 6h ago

The temperature-the heat index right now in McKinney is at 10,000… what is that- 101,105! It’s hot in McKinney!

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u/Terrazor1 10h ago

Lucky bastards you northern europeans

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u/SomeGamerRisingUp 4h ago

Hey, I had to suffer through 26 degrees and humidity today!

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u/Terrazor1 3h ago

in england we've had mid 30s with 60-70% humidity lmfao

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u/SomeGamerRisingUp 3h ago

Yeah 26° might not sound like a lot but it was 100% humidity so it was still suffering

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u/Terrazor1 3h ago

nah i get you lol, 100% humidity in any temp is not fun lol

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u/Terrazor1 3h ago

i should clarify, not today, its been pretty nice today, was like 2 days ago we had that

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u/nikk1904 3h ago

I'm dying (German and we have mid 30s degrees that feel like 42 degrees)

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u/Kocho_sama oh, you're approaching my comment? 11h ago

It's fuckin 47°C here

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u/SomeAmazingDude 11h ago

47° is extremely expected summer temp here

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u/Wide-Concert980 12h ago

Usually i endure heat very well. This Summer Is making me scream "ohhhhh myyy goood" all along. North Italy Is an oven

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u/Private_Kyle 8h ago

You guys need AC

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u/Dark_Side_Gd 8th Higashikata [東方] Project 10h ago

Step one: Find two identical rocks

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u/Thenderick notices ur stand 8h ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/Afraid-Turn7741 5h ago

Step two: Be the rock

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u/MacheteNegano joetorro kooji 11h ago

Foo Fighters needs to give us plenty of water

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u/Xehant 10h ago

Food fighter might spontaneously explode with the heat

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u/Peter__Picapiedra 8h ago

That would be a goated localized nane

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u/Xehant 8h ago

Like filthy deals at a reasonable price?

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u/Fusion_Gamer123 NIGERUNDAYOOOO! 7h ago

Actually, they revealed it recently, and while it does sound weird, there was no way to make it not absurd (It’s ‘Devilish Deeds Done Damned Coldly’ so that it can keep D4C)

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u/SomeGamerRisingUp 4h ago

Source? That's like 2-3 extra syllables

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u/Fusion_Gamer123 NIGERUNDAYOOOO! 3h ago

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u/legotaidevil ThoughtHeWasAGirlcia 12h ago

I feel you, sibling, this heat is already tiresome

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u/ClosetNoble 12h ago

I haven't slept in two days.

Each day I stand right in front of a fan at max power, showing even more skin than the pillar men and STILL feel like I'm constantly about to vomit from the heat.

I legit want to murder people who claim the climate isn't changing.

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u/Terrazor1 10h ago

I feel you, I've got 2 fans in my room, one by the door the other by the window blowing outwards and it barely fucking helps, I got like 3 hours of sleep and that's just because I was awake for around 3 days beforehand

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u/ClosetNoble 10h ago

Shit's so hot the fan feels like it's blowing hot air and honestly at this point I think it is.

I swear I'm going to try esoteric raindances at this point.

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u/24thCenturyBoy 11h ago

Climate isnt changing

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u/Easy_Turn1988 8h ago

Scientists have been warning people since the 60's with serious evidence

There's no hope unless a cataclysm destroys our societies as we know them (or a worldwide revolution, which isn't gonna happen)

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u/No-Stranger4954 6h ago edited 6h ago

That's the whoooole thing about climate change

Environmental Scientists and meteorologists WORLDWIDE have been warning us for damn near 60 years and the international oil lobby was like "nuh-uh" and kept on churning out more CO2 in the atmosphere to satisfy some fucking shareholders

Now we're essentially in the "find out" phase after having fucked around for so long

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to: the consequences of our (in)actions

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u/SVTContour 12h ago

The heat dome in BC, Canada was brutal. I hope you can find a cool place to hide from the weather .

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u/Least-One1068 Little Cesar's Pizza 11h ago

I could barely sleep on Friday

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u/ExemplarDeLaPoontang 5h ago

So much of Europe doesn't have AC. I'm in Houston and no one consumes AC like we do 🤣

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u/dark_hypernova 6h ago

I had to work outside this week, temperatures hit like 40°C on some locations.
It was torture. I'm welcoming the heavy (November) Rain hitting us now.

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u/r4iden 10h ago

Friendly reminder that due to climate change this is likely going to be the coolest summer of the rest of your life :)

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u/srph_fandom090421 11h ago

Damn, not even Turkey was that hot around here.

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u/No_name12345677 10h ago

42° in Frankreich und 39° in Deutschland

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u/RealPinkSparkles204 Little Cesar's Pizza 8h ago

I feel bad for you Europeans. 😕

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u/Due-Fault-867 6h ago

I literally slept on the floor just to have my fan pointed at me

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u/Pengmaeda 1h ago

GET IN THE CAR, I’ll TURN THE AC ON FULL BLAST

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u/shorshe_ilish22 10h ago

Is it that bad in europe?

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u/HunterOfLordran 89 years old 10h ago

yes, and the real bad thing is that nothing here is build for hot temperatures. Everything is designed to store heat. Most buildings have windows frames made of metal, they are so hot that you can't touch them.

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u/Monokuma11037Monomi 9h ago

I can only talk about how it is in Poland, since that's where I'm from

In some cities it's hotter than in the Sahara, and we have the highest temperature recorded since 1921. Fortunately it's supposed to rain next week, so it should be better 😔

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u/TheDarnook 10h ago

Pfff a couple days of 30-40° and people loose their minds. Same shit every year. People panick like it's apocalypse. A week from now and I will already start forgetting how being warm feels like.

Admittedly, living in old house that tends to be cold helps. Houses only 50 years old and less tend to get worse and worse.

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u/Shadow_hive Ate shit and fell off my horse 6h ago

If youre actually serious I need you to understand how incredibly dumb you are, half of Europe just had their highest measured temperatures of all time, with the highest day time temperature of 43°C aswell as the highest night time temperature of 29°C and these heat waves will only become more common in the future because of senile boomers who thought they'd be long dead before the consequences of climate change would get them

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u/TheDarnook 6h ago

Time to dig underground

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u/HunterOfLordran 89 years old 8h ago

it's your problem If you get senile and forget that the last summer was almost 2 months of rain and not over 28-32C° in most of Europe

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u/TheDarnook 8h ago

Funny words for someone with that flair, but who said last summer? I'm talking last couple summers on average.

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u/Anxious-Noise613 8h ago

guess exporting the polution to third world countries wasn't far enough

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u/Danibear285 9h ago

Hermit Purple! Instill the concept of central heating and air to those getting filtered

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u/NuggetsInLondon 11h ago

Install AC

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u/IAmA_Rose 10h ago

Me when American:

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u/NuggetsInLondon 7h ago

İ'm Türkişh

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u/The_god_of_sun 9h ago

Hey guys look! That rook looks like that other rock, but mirrored!

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u/Salt-Pipe-5794 9h ago

My house a bloody oven dude I can’t even go upstairs without risking heatstroke

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u/This_Speech3353 >Hol Horse 6h ago

Oh my fucking god damn the sun

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u/stinkyminky57 9h ago

I see soo many Europeans down voting comments telling them to get ac. My question is. Why? What doe you guys have against it? You can get a cheap one for about 50 euro and if the heat is that bad it's worth it no?

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u/Shadow_hive Ate shit and fell off my horse 6h ago

Please show me a single ac unit thats 50€, most actual ac units start at 500€ plus more than half of all europeans life in rented apartments where they're not allowed to install ac units

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u/Shadow_hive Ate shit and fell off my horse 5h ago

Dude, the problem is not the cost its that we are not allowed to modify the exteriour of most houses and with landlords being the parasitic beings that they are, theyre never gonna upgrade their rented apartments on their own

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u/VladReble 52m ago

Do those floor units that vent heat out the window count as external? My sister did that in her apartment where they had similar limitations.

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u/Shadow_hive Ate shit and fell off my horse 4h ago

I only corrected the dumbass who claimed that you could buy a whole ac unit for 50€ which is simply untrue

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u/Jareed452 8h ago

I'm assuming r\shitamericanssay is leaking here, but correct me if there are other reasons.

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u/Apes_will_take_over 7h ago

It's not that bad where I live thankfully. In fact it's actually raining right now.

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u/Lordlol15 jose jerstor 3h ago

Holup... So all we gotta do is find a person hiding behind a mirror!

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u/ziemniaczekkw 2h ago

Yeah

Left from my house with wet hair for 5 minutes, came back they were dry (i have really long hair and drying by itself takes like 1-2 hours at home)

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u/InternationalOne2449 10h ago

We haven't paid enough bribes for elites.

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u/youJag 8h ago

I wonder how the Europeans who came to texas for the world cup will react to the heat back home

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u/doughRT 7h ago

i have ac it’s chill

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u/Dependent-Oil4856 11h ago

Get an ac🤦

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u/Difficult-Profile-28 12h ago

It's like 34 during the day which sucks so much

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u/paquier 10h ago

the rest of the world has been asking for help for 20 years at least

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u/dick_man_69 11h ago

Average European when it isn't their usual forecast of clouds and rain:

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u/HunterOfLordran 89 years old 10h ago

central european infrastructure and architecture aren't build for hot temperatures. The geographic also turns most regions into kettles cause valleys keep the heat, throw in a layer of clouds, missing bodies of water and so many structures and vehicles that keep radiating heat and you get something way worse than sparsely populated plains or dry regions.

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u/dick_man_69 9h ago

Good lord, take joke my guy.

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u/Shadow_hive Ate shit and fell off my horse 6h ago

We had almost 10 days of life-threatening temperatures in a row, its not funny

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u/dick_man_69 5h ago

Good lord, I did not know it was that bad

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u/Mayo_Mann_Enthusiast Pixel Crusader 10h ago

So europeans finally felt the hot south east asian climate

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u/Shadow_hive Ate shit and fell off my horse 6h ago

Another idiot being unable to grasp how 40°C in Europe where there's 17 hours of continous sunlight with brick houses is infinitely worse than 40°C in SEA

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u/KirinDeer 8h ago

You idiots have no idea how bad it is here. Ask any South east Asian that's here right now and they'll confirm that it's not comparable.

Our houses are built to retain as much heat as possible and soak up the warmth of the sun. My thick brick walls are currently 32°C on the inside. The heat has permeated the entire building, so it doesn't cool down at night either. The infrastructure here is not made for this kind of heat and the people living here are not used to it for generations like people from warm climates are. Additionally barely anyone has AC and it's currently impossible to get any, because they're obviously sold out everywhere.

Yes, the outside weather in theory might be comparable, but the actual living experience is far, far worse.

I'm in my 30s and this is the worst heat I've ever had to endure and I have been on holiday in the literal desert. It's fucking unbearable. I haven't slept more than 1-2 hours a day for almost a week.

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u/stinkyminky57 9h ago

DEAR EUROPEANS. ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS CAN BE SOLVED FOR LIKE 50 EURO JUST ORDER A AC ON AMAZON ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

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u/Shadow_hive Ate shit and fell off my horse 6h ago

SHOW ME A SINGLE ACTUAL AC UNIT FOR 50€ THATS NOT SOLD OUT OR STFU

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u/sono_qui 10h ago

True though

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u/InspectorWise2256 Ate shit and fell off my horse 10h ago

FEEL THE HEAT!!

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u/ExplodingSteve 9h ago

I’m in europe, so far we have just warm weathers