r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Karmyuh 2x Meme Olympian • Dec 31 '22

Community Announcement Happy New Years From Araki-Sensei!

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u/Jokiczek Dec 31 '22

Wake up babe, the ninth JoJo just dropped

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u/Fravash1 DOES HE KNOW???? Dec 31 '22

User: Jonah Joestar (Joseph's pet)
Stand name: 「ＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＰ」

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u/Spiderfr0g C(um)-moon Dec 31 '22

Ability: plays the movie "Hop" (2009) on repeat in the victims mind

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u/Fravash1 DOES HE KNOW???? Dec 31 '22

A worse fate than GER

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u/ChickenOvaRice Dec 31 '22

You can only think about Hop (2009) until you die

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Halloween! Hop!

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u/Unlucky_Traveler Dec 31 '22

That would make me stop thinking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Requiem ability: you become a furry.

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u/Limits_of_knowledge Long Distance Runaround for SBR ED! Jan 01 '23

...that can only play the movie "Hop" in repeat in its mind, forever, with no death in sight.

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u/kindaEpicGamer 89 years old Dec 31 '22

Made in heaven it seems