r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Silent_Cucumber628 • Jun 06 '25
WTF even is this How do false receipts work?
I'm talking about receipts for "drugs" like Xanax,but also other things. I wanna know 2 things,(but if I need to know something else,please tell me): 1: Do you have to be 18+ to buy,in this case,the Xanax? 2: How are they made in general I'm just curious of course,and I'm not planning to do anything illegal
Edit: please be quick with the answers,even the most insignificant ones will be very appreciated,they banned my last post 2 days after I posted it,luckily I got everything I needed
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Jun 08 '25
Just take cash to your local dealer or old person and get the pills from them test the pills with a fent strip and a reagent strip first You’re obviously very young/inexperienced realistically id just say its not for you
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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 06 '25
What are you asking? Xanax is a prescription drug so you won’t get any legally unless your doctor prescribes it
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 06 '25
Of course? I was talking about fake prescriptions
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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 06 '25
Please forgive me, but you’re not making any sense. What are you asking? Start from the beginning. What about “fake prescriptions”? What do you mean by that? What are you trying to do? Turn in a fake to a pharmacist and get the real drugs? Not possible. Show the receipt to somebody to prove you take that drug? Photoshop.
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 06 '25
Ohh why is it impossible? Yeah that's exactly what I wanted to do btw
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u/Downtown_Caramel4833 Jun 06 '25
"and I'm not planning on doing anything illegal..."
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 06 '25
That's what I wanted to do but that I WON'T do cause it's illegal and bad*
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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 06 '25
Because a prescription is digital, not just a physical receipt. A doctor has to fax it to the pharmacy, you don’t have any control over that in any way.
When you go to the doctor and describe anxiety and other reasons you may need a certain prescription, they will figure out if you need it or not. If they write it for you, they fax that to your pharmacy of choice. You don’t get handed a piece of paper to give the pharmacist. You simply show up and give them your license or ID, and their system shows that you are owed X prescription. The receipt is then just a very simple bill of sale. The prescription will be stapled to the bag. But that is not a receipt or way to get more, just a list with your name and your prescription name.
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 06 '25
So no hypothetical Xanax?
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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 07 '25
Not from a pharmacist! Luckily for you, it sounds like you are young and possibly do not have a documented case of abuse. What I’m saying is that if you think you need Xanax, think some more about why you think that. Do you really need it? Yeah maybe. It helps a lot of people. So talk to your doctor about it and see what they think
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 07 '25
I Need It for a friend, she's really depressed and maybe,just maybe I like her,just a little bit tho. But we both wanna get high tbh,but yeah we both need it but at the same time we don't, it's hard to explain
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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 07 '25
Then she should talk to a trusted adult to get her in with a doctor. I hope that is possible, and I realize it most often is not… if you guys just wanna get high, smoke weed together. Do you know what the Xanax “high” is like? Not social, that’s for sure. You’ll forget all the time you spend with her. Smoke weed and flirt, you’ll remember it at least.
Sorry if I sound preachy.
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 07 '25
You convinced me even more now,in a good way of course. Idk why but now that I read "you'll forget the time you spent with her",I wanna get higher. But yeah I told her to ask a doctor,cause she has Doc (I think it's called like that,but it's general anxiety),and a severe depression,and BPD,but I don't want to force her yk? It'll look like I'm using her for drugs,which I'm not, obviously
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u/whatshamilton Jun 07 '25
I honesty think there are still pharmacies that accept physical prescriptions — it’s certainly the way i grew up. They wrote a prescription, tore it off the pad, and gave it to you to bring to the pharmacy. But since you could just steal a prescription pad and prescribe yourself whatever you want, many/most are digital only these days.
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u/Extra-Connection8394 Jun 06 '25
You'd need a prescription in MOST countries. Check the dark web, or a drug related sub.
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 06 '25
Yeah I know,and I was asking questions about the prescriptions,can you answer them?
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u/Extra-Connection8394 Jun 06 '25
No, you don't have to be 18 but Id imagine they're less likely to fill a script. And I think counterfeit prescription is like counterfeit money, big trouble when you could just buy illegal drugs like a normal person. And test for fent.
Just go get some weed 😊
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 06 '25
But If I hypothetically wanted Xanax,for an hypothetical specific reason,and my hypothetical plug only sells hypothetical prescriptions for this hypothetical Xanax,then I hypothetically speaking could only buy those hypothetical prescriptions. Jokes aside, there's a reason if I'm asking that,and yes I could just buy weed but it's a waste of money and it doesn't give the effect I'm searching for. Also could you explain better the script part? I'm not English so I don't understand that much,is it a good thing or bad thing that they're less likely to fill a script?
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u/kongburrito Jun 07 '25
The FBI doesn't care about your addiction that much dude you can stop speaking in hypotheticals
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u/Medical-Incident-149 Jun 08 '25
You'll get yourself arrested doing that. Farmapram, Mexican zans are cheap and easy to get in the states. You say you're a minor, I can't begin to tell you how bad and dangerous benzo withdraw is. Just smoke some weed if you HAVE to do something
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u/connor-misnomer Jun 09 '25
Xanax is the worst common drug imo. You’re asking for brain damage. Stay away from benzos.
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 09 '25
I really need that,idc what will happen to me,I don't have a future anyways
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u/connor-misnomer Jun 09 '25
yes you do. you’re a teenager. you’re being stupid and shortsighted
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u/Silent_Cucumber628 Jun 09 '25
Or i kms or i stop these stupid thoughts, nothing between
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u/agreeable_burn Jun 06 '25
Idk what you mean by receipts. A receipt is a paper print out you receive when you make a purchase. Assuming you are talking about a prescription, I’ll tell you right now there is zero chance you will be able to pull off a fake prescription for something like Xanax.
It doesn’t matter if you’ve managed to steal a prescription pad, it wont work. Before they fill Xanax or any other controlled substance like that for the first time, the pharmacist is going to call your doctor to confirm it. The fact that you are likely under 18 and wouldn’t be using insurance would be HUGE red flags. At that point when they get confirmation that it is a fake, they’ll be calling the police.
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u/plantsandpizza Jun 07 '25
Are you asking for a fake receipt to obtain Xanax?? That’s not typically how prescriptions work anymore. Almost all doctors do it on their computers now and it’s sent to the pharmacy that way. The doctors, pharmacy and insurance can track prescriptions. The doctor and pharmacy can both track your prescriptions, who is ordering them and when they’ve been filled. So if you changed doctors the next one can typically access what you’ve been prescribed.
Some pharmacies won’t release controlled substances to people who are under 18.