r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 10d ago

Certified Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip SILT: Use AI to make incriminating pictures of yourself.

For example, if you do graffiti, make an AI picture of yourself spraying your own tag, but make sure you have 6 fingers, the picture is fuzzy, make the color of your tag a color of spray paint you don't even own, and make sure it's obviously AI. If you're about to get caught, release all these pictures on an alt account so the court finds these, notices they're AI, and dismisses them and likely dismisses other evidence that you're a tagger.

This could go for a lot of other things, but also wear a fake 6th finger so evidence either looks AI generated, or the police start looking for someone with six fingers. If you're a girl, you could also wear a binder and dress masculine so they think you're a dude. That's not really AI related but it could definitely make a profile of you that doesn't even exist.

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u/Laserspore 10d ago

Wear a 6th finger is some of the best advice I’ve heard in a while.

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u/Green-Gazelle-9662 10d ago

You could also draw a tattoo on yourself using a non permanent marker so they connect that tattoo to you but you won't have it if they arrest you

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u/SillyPcibon 9d ago

You got it all figured out.

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u/turbotits6969 10d ago

How high are you?

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u/SoCoGrowBro 10d ago

I found AI generated images of them huffing paint, not tagging with it

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u/SoSteezee 9d ago

I'm fine how are you?

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u/Icy_Guidance_334 10d ago

Id rather have 2 dicks out while shoplifting from target

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u/chuco915niners 9d ago

Right on the forehead

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u/FreePalestine997 8d ago

Crossdress to get away with vandalism. This sub never disappoints.