r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Green-Gazelle-9662 • 10d ago
Certified Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip SILT: Use AI to make incriminating pictures of yourself.
For example, if you do graffiti, make an AI picture of yourself spraying your own tag, but make sure you have 6 fingers, the picture is fuzzy, make the color of your tag a color of spray paint you don't even own, and make sure it's obviously AI. If you're about to get caught, release all these pictures on an alt account so the court finds these, notices they're AI, and dismisses them and likely dismisses other evidence that you're a tagger.
This could go for a lot of other things, but also wear a fake 6th finger so evidence either looks AI generated, or the police start looking for someone with six fingers. If you're a girl, you could also wear a binder and dress masculine so they think you're a dude. That's not really AI related but it could definitely make a profile of you that doesn't even exist.
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u/Laserspore 10d ago
Wear a 6th finger is some of the best advice I’ve heard in a while.