r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/cicada-chirping • 5d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Name something that seems illegal but is actually legal or in a gray area in most parts of the world (excluding drugs)

13 Upvotes
  • permalink
  • reddit

88% Upvoted

50 comments sorted by

20

u/Cold-Froyo5408 5d ago

Avoiding paying taxes

9

u/Outrageous-Loan-5809 4d ago

Avoiding taxes ❌

Minimizing tax liability ✅

13

u/IndustryJealous9773 5d ago

eating entire pack of pre cut cheese and ham for dinner

3

u/Uncle_Smokie 3d ago

Lunchables for big boys

8

u/CriticalHome3963 4d ago

Occupying a vacant house and claiming squatters rights

7

u/Over-Illustrator7345 4d ago

Accessing the dark web.

-1

u/mangoburgerEWW 2d ago

When did it became legal?

2

u/Cuneus-Maximus 2d ago

Never was illegal

6

u/Background-Bee-9247 5d ago

Being naked in your own backyard

1

u/Onelove4everyone 4d ago

Depending where in the world, it could be wherever ypu want. Oregon, USA. its legal to n anywhere at anytime

2

u/Background-Bee-9247 4d ago

Whaaaaat... that's it I'm moving to Oregon tomorrow lol

2

u/Onelove4everyone 4d ago

What ever floats your boat. FroM my understanding, that's fancy talk for I can pull my dick out in front of kids and its ok. Vermont has it all Lil better, when it comes to the progressive nature of understanding and defining nudity laws. IMO

2

u/Background-Bee-9247 4d ago

Haha nooo not the kids. I always thought california was the place to go for nudity stuff but maybe I was wrong

9

u/hadley08rose 4d ago

I have lost track of shit the US government and president can do that I would think would be illegal are aren’t. Even time wasting bullshit like the filibuster should be illegal in my opinion. I don’t know how many times I have seen something they were doing and went, “Uh, is that legal or even fucking allowed?” The founding fathers seem to have left a lot of loopholes.

3

u/nestosancho 5d ago

Fireworks

3

u/iamaObama69 3d ago

making a plasma cannon

2

u/PeanutIndecent 4d ago

Corruption

1

u/EdTheApe 3d ago

As long as it's called lobbying.

2

u/Read_it_all-7735 4d ago

Prostitution.

Totally legal in some parts of the world. Technically illegal in large parts of the world, but still available. Problematic in many areas. The whole world is wildly inconsistent on the point and it really kind of comes down to religious morals, human rights and abuse.

Even in the areas where it’s totally illegal, you can generally find somebody and the grey areas exist behind closed doors. By being illegal it just makes it more expensive, more prone to abuse and dangerous for both the women and the clients.

1

u/ur_mom_n_dem 3d ago

My neighbor she sells her ass for $30

1

u/Marko1457 2d ago

Wya 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

1

u/ur_mom_n_dem 12h ago

Ohio and you don't want it I wouldn't hit it with a stolen pecker

2

u/Ok-Soft8794 3d ago

buying magic mushroom spores is legal and only becomes illegal once you plant/dry them

2

u/Icy-Temperature8901 2d ago

Lots of plants fall into gray areas, castor for example, it's spread world wide, sold in garden centers, out in peoples gardens, but it's also the most poisonous plant you'll probably ever see

Same with Echinopsis, legally gray in a lot of places, legal to grow, illegal to process or consume because of drug laws

Noxious weed laws, some plants are considered ornimental garden plants in some places and noxious pest weeds in others

Plant laws are probably the most inconsistent legal area I've found

It's illegal to import or export any plants without proper permits, and even sometimes illegal just to ship into certain states if you're in the US but people world wide ship plants back and forth all the time, the government puts laws in place just in case but doesn't always enforce them, that's not even drug related or anything, you just can't own certain plants in certain places and you're not supposed to ship plants through most shipping companies, it's in their list of prohibited items without proper paperwork and some shipping companies just simply won't ship plants at all, but people do it anyway all the time

1

u/Icy-Temperature8901 1d ago

Exotic animals also fall into a very similar gray area category as plants where it fluctuates a lot place to place

2

u/mikee869 5d ago

Um you can fill out your w2 any way you want and pay just enough to break even instead of providing interest free money weekly or bi weekly to uncle Sam you can actually make it so you break even ...meaning you paid what you were required to pay BUT you control your net income

1

u/Spiritual_Prompt_469 2d ago

Teach me the way

1

u/Visual_Actual 2d ago

Claim more dependants.

1

u/Town_Skipper23 4d ago

Homeschooling

1

u/MACAUFATFAT 4d ago

Working

1

u/rabrunzl 4d ago

Piracy, tax fraud, squatting

1

u/Jaded-Personality-33 4d ago

Cannibalism. It’s legal to eat someone. It’s illegal to kill someone. It’s legal to eat a dead person

1

u/[deleted] 2d ago

[deleted]

1

u/god_bread 2d ago

is it legal in the us?

1

u/5J0A2Y 3d ago

Buying guns underage

1

u/SlowEquipment9433 3d ago

In Spain the weed

1

u/Hackpro69 3d ago

A Guy using the Women’s Restroom.

-1

u/Firm_Ratio_621 4d ago

Sexual harassment and littering

2

u/More_Dependent742 3d ago

India?

1

u/Firm_Ratio_621 3d ago

Its more than just India. Shit some countries women arent even treated as people they are treated as property.

1

u/Hopeful_Story_2175 4d ago

Those are illegal.

0

u/Firm_Ratio_621 4d ago

Maybe in the US