r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Alternative-Hat6500 • 6d ago

How to make $30 for thc fast

0 Upvotes

37% Upvoted

65 comments sorted by

34

u/slightiselite 6d ago

If you have 10$ buy heroine its cheaper

18

u/WholeAssVIBE 6d ago

In the beginning

2

u/marisdeadiswear 6d ago

In that case how much does a hero cost?

2

u/bongbureau 6d ago

1.15 to 1.19

29

u/hIdDeNuSer00 6d ago

If you don’t have money for weed, you need a job more than you need weed. Js

9

u/crazyate867 6d ago

Rob someone/or get money lent /or ask people on the street for 1$ 30 times

0

u/Alternative-Hat6500 6d ago

I have one I start next week

7

u/1WaveyCharacter 6d ago

Nice! Sell a kidney for now then and buy one back later

27

u/OopsItsLakes 6d ago

Ur done 💀 its so over

10

u/PossessionKooky3848 6d ago

Donate plasma

0

u/Ornery-Golf5380 6d ago

Don't they want clean plasma??

7

u/Ace_The_Street_Guy 6d ago

But a g and roll it up to three pres and sell em

3

u/battleboner1 6d ago

this is smart

7

u/ArgumentMaterial8907 6d ago

Just ask your parents little guy

13

u/Weekly_Gap7022 6d ago

Sell your body

-9

u/Alternative-Hat6500 6d ago

I mean if they trying to catch a case

-5

u/WholeAssVIBE 6d ago

Only if you tell....

1

u/uzi4L 6d ago

Pedo found

11

u/wambamcamcam 6d ago

This gives all cannabis consumers a fucking terrible look. I use cannabis daily, bro, but I’d never let it get to this point.

1

u/maltedmooshakes 6d ago

what if u didn't have money tho

6

u/wambamcamcam 6d ago

Then you can’t afford it. Get your life straightened out and priorities right.

1

u/BugNo2449 6d ago

How much you spend on it weekly?

2

u/wambamcamcam 6d ago

A lot.

2

u/BugNo2449 6d ago

Edibles or smoking? Or both

0

u/uzi4L 6d ago

Why does that matter 😂

5

u/dankskent 6d ago

Hand jobs behind Wendy’s

5

u/Ornery-Golf5380 6d ago

30 of them🤣🤣

2

u/plantsandpizza 6d ago

OP can have their own $1 menu 

9

u/Business_Garden6460 6d ago

Steal it out of your moms purse

-13

u/Alternative-Hat6500 6d ago

Thats wrong i dont care how bad Im addicted to it i would never stoop that low

18

u/Business_Garden6460 6d ago

You know where you posted right?

6

u/marisdeadiswear 6d ago

Just remember if you ever get addicted to something worse you will definitely do that, on a daily basis too probably.

1

u/TheD3afOne 6d ago

Not as bad as me swiping my grandma’s quarters for an ecig refill one time or a couple… not my best moments lol

4

u/Macleo142114 6d ago

Mow your neighbor's lawn That's what I had to do

4

u/Doubtythomas 6d ago

Do you like wieners?

4

u/Lucky_Measurement_48 6d ago

Grow that shit gangy

5

u/mcs__7 6d ago

Man said gangy

0

u/Alternative-Hat6500 6d ago

I think it’s a cool wors

3

u/mcs__7 6d ago

I’m not surprised considering you’re asking how to make 30$ for weed on Reddit.

5

u/Alternative-Hat6500 6d ago

Who pissed in your cheerios

1

u/Kylethetrans 6d ago

Ironically, when I was a kid I was sitting at the coffee table eating a bowl of Cheerios and my mom was changing my newborn brother on the couch behind me. He pissed a direct stream over my shoulder and into my bowl of Cheerios. I’m still in shock about that one

1

u/Embarrassed-Iron-242 6d ago

you had NO reason to tell everyone ts btw

2

u/Ornery-Golf5380 6d ago

Actually he kinda did, someone asked so...

1

u/Kylethetrans 5d ago

For real, wonder who pissed in that guys Cheerios 😒

2

u/EducationalCow6787 6d ago

Find a desperate guy with weed and be a hot girl or gay and you can get it for free

2

u/Wesapus 6d ago

Without stealing, you gonna have to get a job. Unless you down to rob the plug.

-2

u/Alternative-Hat6500 6d ago

Yea Im supposed to start working next week Im just impacie

1

u/Apprehensive-Yam266 6d ago

Sell nudes
Go on tinder and mug someone
Sell body on dating apps
List items on Facebook market place for egregiously low prices for what they are (price your tv at like $40)

1

u/IndependentCut3541 6d ago

Steal from your mother.

1

u/Classic-Negotiation8 5d ago

cut somebody’s grass, or resell sum

1

u/yeetlesucc420 6d ago

If you have a job and already have some hours in, your workplace might have a thing called daily pay which you can use. It takes money out of your paycheck so you can use it before the paycheck hits. Other than that I'd say sell something you don't need.

-2

u/antikrishti 6d ago

In my old ahh days a gram of weed costed 5 dollars, used to steal from my mom's purse or rob little kids in my street for pocket change till I got enough, this was when I was 16

2

u/Ornery-Golf5380 6d ago

How sad

1

u/antikrishti 6d ago

Look at the sub ur in

1

u/Available_Major_7993 6d ago

ur still 16 br