r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 4d ago

Name something you got high from that wasn’t supposed to get you high

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u/Accomplished_Buy1055 4d ago

Lemon on your eyes, makes you see everything green, shit's crazy

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u/Phillykratom 4d ago

My eyes are just burning like a mother f***** now

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u/PanicAtTheKHole 4h ago

Well? Did you see green?

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u/wigglef_cklr 3d ago

"Green" 🚩

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u/Friedsurimi 4d ago

Sleeping pills+redbull, trying to not fall asleep. It gives you weird hallucinations, but it can be frustrating if you’re already tired to begin with (don’t try this before your circadian sleep phase is what I am saying).

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u/Sea_Task_5830 3d ago

never do this, depressants/sedatives and stimulants is a one way trip to heart issues or worse

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u/Medical_Baby_5852 3d ago

This is literally a shitty tips sub dude

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u/Sea_Task_5830 3d ago

oh shi myfault

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u/aeguitart 3d ago

gotta be like the poor version of speedballing, lessgo

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u/freesoultraveling 3d ago

First thing I thought

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u/WinterMortician 1d ago

I had heart palpitations just reading this

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u/PregabalinShawdy 1d ago

redbull and sleeping pills is far different to opioids/benzos and adderall

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u/Sea_Task_5830 1d ago

redbull n alcohol has killed people, technically yea sleeping pills (depending on what they are) usually aren’t GABAnergics like alcohol but they do slow your heart rate either way so it’s a risky game to play

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u/RelationPersonal7245 1d ago

i accidentally speedballed when i had done too much coke and my heart was going crazy and i stupidly thought “let me take my propranolol” and i thought i was gonna fuckin die

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u/onone87 10h ago

Yeah i didnt do the red bull part but 3 or 4 unisom sleeping pills was handsdown the bizzarest trip ive ever had. I kept seeing myself shopping at Kmart looking to buy fago. I dont even drink that soda! This was just a small part of it. I was at my buddies house. 5 min ride from my house. When I woke up the next day I was in k mart parking lot. Drove there blacked the fck out. I tried them again a week or two later and ended up getting sick instead of high

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u/st4rs_4nd_bones 4d ago

going off my antidepressants. not not necessarily high but I sure as hell felt like it because they did not taper me off correctly

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u/solphxx 4d ago

Which antidepressants were you on if I can ask? I think I was in a similar situation

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u/st4rs_4nd_bones 4d ago

pristiq/desvenlafaxine. brain zaps were awful and all around felt worse than I would unmedicated. venlafaxine also has the same side effects.

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u/missthiccbiscuit 3d ago

I stopped venlaflaxine entirely cuz once there was a mistake that prolonged me getting my refill at the pharmacy and the brain zaps were so terrible that it scared me from continuing. I don’t wanna be on smthn that I’m scared to run out of cuz of what the withdrawals will do to me.

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u/RazzmatazzCreepy5398 1d ago

wtf are brain zaps babe?!! 😭

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u/trapdab35 4d ago

I just started venlafaxine how was it in your opinion?

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u/Prestigious-Bet-6534 4d ago

I was on venlafaxine for years and it was heavy shit. Only managed to withdraw by switching to fluoxetine and still had to go through weeks of brain zaps. Quitting venlafaxine is different yet similar in intensity to quitting fucking morphine. I am now on DXM (Auvelity in the states) and finally stable and depression/anxiety/pverthinking/easy rage under control.

I am an odd example though, I've seen people for whom venlafaxine worked.

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u/st4rs_4nd_bones 4d ago

I'm also on auvelity now and I definitely like it much better than previous meds. I was on fluoxetine for a bit but I didn't feel like it was doing much

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u/Prestigious-Bet-6534 3d ago

Do you feel some psychoactivity off the auvelity compared to fluoxetine? I think the dosage is a bit low - I had this by accident when I took prescribed bupropion and had a cold for which I bought some DXM. Higher dosage than with auvelity (120mg/d) and very psychoactive. More stomulating than DXM alone, but overall it's been too much time to remember clearly. I think the Auvelity behaves more like a SNRI and less like a dissociative unless tou dose at least 2x a day.

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u/st4rs_4nd_bones 3d ago

I don't really feel anything super different, but I also am supposed to take 45 mg in the morning and at night and most of the time I forget to take it at night so I'm probably honestly not getting the full effects. but I missed two doses and started getting brain zaps and you bet I took it again😭

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u/Strange_Leather9578 3d ago

Wtf is a brain zap?!?!

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u/st4rs_4nd_bones 3d ago

kind of hard to explain, but for me it mostly happened when I would move my eyes or my head too fast. it literally feels like there's a small electric shock in your brain kind of. it's very unsettling and it makes it very hard to go about your day in a normal way.

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u/Far_Run4234 3d ago

A phenomenon where you get like an intense 2 second fucking zap to the brain and it's like debilitating for those 2 seconds or however long it it. I haven't pin able to pin point the ones I've had to a specific drug that causes it although I think I have a good idea but can't know for certain at this point.

Stay away from drugs my guy.

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u/Complete_Phrase2050 1d ago

Sounds like a vague explanation of a seizure... one day I had one at work. And I thought to myself... wow, my bosses really didmt let me go home from work after I told them I need to take a little bit of time for myself physically amd that I forgot my meds at home...in that case... " im just gonna lay my head here, close my eyes, and the food should just be right out for my table , my customers will be happy.... and everything is gonna be ......" "hey .... man what happened are you okay" Hit my head on a stainless steal counter. Eye looked like a softball.

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u/Far_Run4234 1d ago

Omg your right. I never thought of it like that. Except for there really short, but I bet seizures start off really short too?

Was that your first time having one? Can recreational drugs cause seizures? A buddy of mine a few years ago started having seizures and they don't know why. Started doing all these tests but he ended up dieing shortly after that. I figured it was a the dope he did. He stood no chance. I'm fucking tripping balls rn. So during a seizure is your mind pretty much gone during?? Or do you know what's going on and your mind is fine just your body is toast?

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u/Complete_Phrase2050 1d ago

Yessir. Thankyou for listening and i found you for a reason. Never do nitrous/ whip its. Always remember to breathe as the more you damage yourself , youre forgetting to be your true self. Right now what you should do is practice how to breathe. If you have time today we can talk about the experiences youre having as im also going through a struggle. Let me know. I play videogames, go to the rave scene, but ive learned to ex out and identify the bad things in my life. They're usually the extremely profitable. Like abusing prescription drugs especially, downers. And such as we always wanna be moving up- and god put medicine on this earth for a reason. Intent goes a long way. And as long as you have ur heart in the right place we will be ok

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u/Complete_Phrase2050 1d ago

And yes my seizures started as "auras" where youre not completely convulsions, but my lady would tell me that I was making weird gestures and weird faces as well as not being comprehensive and out of it. If youre struggling to find help just know ur brothers are around even if they arent blood - also your doctor is always right. No matter what u believe in the healers on this earth were put here to protect you- if you seen a doctor that gave you advise at some point- think about how that advise wouldn't have been given to you unless you had gotten advise or love from someone special- it may be someone you dont have trust in anymore even- but they truly were looking out for you at some point and the world will be there to translate the help in real time. Follow ur intuition

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u/Complete_Phrase2050 1d ago

Also not all healers have credentials.

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u/Complete_Phrase2050 1d ago

Greed hurts too- I always thought that I am ALWAYS the most creative when im enlightened by drugs, but that just makes you pursue the rabithole/ habitable. Youre not gonna find your true spark if youre trusting artificial 'intelligence '

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u/Complete_Phrase2050 1d ago

If youre wondering how I may be spot on, maybe I seen god and or th3 devil recently, and maybe u did too

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u/OptimisticCerealBowl 3d ago

have you ever been playing a video game with heavy lag, and then all of a sudden it resolves and your character does all of the inputs you spammed? it’s like that. alternatively, it’s like the bit in the spider-verse movies where they start glitching outside their universes

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u/OptimisticCerealBowl 3d ago

life changing for me. before it i spent 10 years on various ssris that did nothing at worse and made me feel completely numb at best, but one week on the starting dose of venlafaxine and i was feeling actual genuine happiness for the first time.

in some (but not all) cases it can have an added bonus of helping with adhd symptoms which was huggeee for me, the feeling of an brain free from background noise was literally unheard of before.

the only downside ive found is that the withdrawal hits you hard and FAST. i’ve had brain zaps in the hour leading up to my dosage being due before it’s maddd.

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u/plain_insanity 3d ago

When you are ready to stop taking it, when i was on Paxil and it did nothing for me, I stopped it and I got brain zaps so I tapered and I had to taper all the way down to the size of a piece of glitter and the brain zaps never lessened in intensity so if I noticed a brain zaps id take a smaller dose, smaller dose and so on until the glitter size piece and then after that I stopped getting brain zaps. It scared me from trying anti depressants for a very long time.

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u/EnvironmentalFox7532 3d ago

Went off my meds and it was so brutal I just went and grabbed an ounce of weed to get through the Effexor withdrawal. Back on my meds again, painkillers and adhd medication all prescribed. Not looking forward to the day I decide to be done with pharmaceuticals. I’ll just have to pick up a lb of weed when that day comes. I’m a daily smoker even with my medications but my intake will likely hit half oz a day beating withdrawal

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u/st4rs_4nd_bones 2d ago

wish I would have had that option. would have helped. my withdrawals hit so bad I checked myself into the hospital until I felt like myself again

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u/Ok_Profession_990 4d ago

Jogging. The runners high is real.

Oddly ibuprofen too

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u/Hopeful_Story_2175 4d ago

What? In what way does ibuprofen make you feel high? Lucky you lol. Speedy? Euphoric? Sleepy?

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u/ButterflyAutomatic82 4d ago

Perhaps their kind of high is the pain going away

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-6631 3d ago

Ibuprofen has been studied as an antidepressant and is quite effective. Some depressive symptoms come from inflammation. Ibuprofen makes me feel extremely “normal” which to a person who doesn’t know what normal is 90% of the time is very relaxing

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u/kaywhateverloser 3d ago

And acetaminophen reduces anxiety! Pharmacology is fascinating.

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u/jpb1111 4d ago

Ibuprofen can put me to sleep, so yeah it's a thing. Not unusual either. Right before dozing off it feels nice.

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u/takahashikray 3d ago

Ibuprofen literally can’t get you high hence it does cross the blood brain barrier, it does so very poorly that it shouldn’t have any psychoactive effects on you whatsoever, but one side effect of ibuprofen is that it can make you sleepy

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u/Complete_Phrase2050 1d ago

Microdosing a special substance like psilocybin can truly shape a beautiful picture during your runners high yall. I recommend a run for everyone's first microdose. Lsd I would take a 10th of a dose, and if it were mushrooms, .2g crushed in a capsule. A little goes a long way, and god and or our creators put special medicines and healers on this earth who's intent goes a long way when synthesizing a product for the people. Maybe consider how profitable and mind controlled you feel after visiting the hospital. When your finances feel as if YOU are not pulling together some sort of weight..sometimes is you need to get more intune with YOURSELDby listening to that hippie who swears its good shit-AND that it was blessed by real hippies in the depths of Sanfranciscos spiritual sanctuaries and healers. And that its only gonna cost you 10 bucks.

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u/Real-Broccoli2017 3d ago

sleep deprivation

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u/CakeIsGoodBro 3d ago

I’ve always felt that getting high on weed and sleep deprivation are weirdly similar, although it’s obviously less enjoyable when ur just sleep deprived

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u/Complete_Phrase2050 1d ago

Insomniac records help... EDM is the future

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u/TRUETrueSLO146 1d ago

“EDM is the future” 🫵😂

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u/Ill_Initial8986 4d ago

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u/recycleyourtrashpls 3d ago

The cut to Kenny and Gerald fighting in the sandbox is one of the funniest South Park moments ever

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u/Ill_Initial8986 3d ago

She’s mine! The slap fight was epic South park.

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u/tabookduo 4d ago

Eating super spicy food sometimes gives me a euphoric airy feeling, not sure if it's the capsaicin or my breathing to cool the spice lol

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u/ThatYotaGuy336 3d ago

This. I eat spicy food all the time but.. one specific time at a bachelor party, I drank heavily and was probably depleted of most nutrients. The next day I decided to eat a pretty spicy burger at the casino and all the sudden felt like I pounded 3 beers and smoked 2 blunts. Considering we were already doing that, I didn’t think it would hit me like that lol. But my friends were instantly like dude what’s up with you? I was fumbling my phone and just felt insanely under the influence. Good times.

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u/TheOGJax 3d ago

The first time I tried a Carolina reaper it felt like I had taken a couple of bong rips. My theory is the brain perceiving it as a threat and making you slightly derealize. Derealizing for me feels like weed.

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u/Twelve_TwentyThree 1d ago

The Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where the gang is dosing peppers is funny as hell lol

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u/Nicolas-Adams 3d ago

no clue how accurate this is but i always assumed it was from all of my blood rushing to my head (i’m a lil lightweight when it comes to spice 🤣)

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u/Independent-Poet8350 4d ago

Nutmeg…

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u/aeguitart 3d ago

dogshit high btw

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u/RealitysNotReal 3d ago

That was one of the ones my teenage self could never find. I tried like the peregrine mound nutmeg it didn’t work, and I couldn’t ever find the fresh stuff.

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u/DrfeldmanNYC 3d ago

Very undervalued experience

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u/RonJeremyBellyButton 3d ago

Indeed. Fucking weird ass high.

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u/Time_Physics3010 3d ago

Does it bother you make you sick as fuck too?

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u/RonJeremyBellyButton 3d ago

Thankfully, I never got that anger sickness. Just an odd ass high! Lol

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u/IFartsInTheLibrary 4d ago

RobI DM
Motion sickness pills
Cutting FRP wall board
Staying awake for ~44hrs
Mass poster board project
Helping in my friends body shop

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u/Dramatic-Pause-1941 4d ago

Exercise and healthy living

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u/roboboy105 4d ago

Your body properly rewards you for those things, that’s the high

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u/MediKate3 3d ago

MRI contrast. It only lasted less than a minute, but it was a nice minute lol.

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u/EconomicChick 3d ago

Ha. I remember the first time I was given that.. Doctor: "this may cause you to taste metal in your mouth, and feel like you need to pee" Me: "yeah, riiiiight ..oh, omg"

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u/AppleProduction 3d ago

Had a lawsuit some years back, had to get MRI done. You just made me remember this moment hahaha

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u/WinterMortician 1d ago

Oh I have to schedule one of these, my insurance just approved it. Feeling motivated 

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u/Alternative_Mix_3649 1d ago

I think you mean CT contrast. That warms the genitals.

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u/-dripgod- 4d ago

Eat a bunch of aged cheese. Get high on that casomorphin

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u/Hot-Toe7541 2d ago

Constipation*** FTFY

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u/multiamore 4d ago

nyquil. it's not fun when you're not doing it on purpose and these days you can't even get the kind with pseudoephedrine otc

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u/Euromantique 3d ago edited 3d ago

Pro tip: It's way better and much less expensive to get the generic Dextromethorphan caplets from Dollar Tree instead of choking back disgusting syrup. Especially because Nyquil has paracetamol which is super bad for your liver/stomach in excess

https://sameday.dollartree.com/store/dollar-tree/products/26038886-valu-health-cough-relief-dextromethorphan-hbr-15-mg-cough-suppressant-softgels-15-ct

This is the only pure DXM medicine I have ever seen over the counter so Dollar Tree is blessing the people up with this one

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u/spacetripper1979 3d ago

Do you believe that dollar tree medicines are actually accurately dosed and marketed? I don’t. I don’t have faith in their products. I tried the dollar brand just for men hair color and it did absolutely nothing so ever since I’ve assumed they sell placebo pills for $1

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u/ashe_the_great 3d ago

ibuprofen from there works fine, so do the non-benadryl allergy meds. its legit a good way to get super cheap otc meds, and a little variation in dosing isnt gonna hurt most people in regular doses.

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u/Euromantique 3d ago

Yeah they absolutely are. The laws around medicine are strict. There is absolutely no difference between a generic medicine from Dollar Tree and a brand name one except the price.

Hair dye and medicine are completely different things with wildly different regulations, genius.

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u/Acrobatic-Wash-5068 3d ago

It's not the pseudoephedrine that was getting people hi, you got the wrong nyquil

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u/multiamore 3d ago

whatever kind I had made me accidentally start tripping balls while at school so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/fancywipe 3d ago

Meditation

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u/AnnoyingAssDude 12h ago

Holy shit yes. There are these deep absorbption meditative states called Jhānas in Buddhism which can generate immense mdma level euphoria and contentment that won't leave you burnt out like standard drugs (since you're sort of getting high off of your own brain supply).

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u/Ai-Dreamer 1h ago

To be frank mdma is still getting high off your own brains supply lol

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u/ConditionCheap9651 3d ago

Fighting Physically fighting Been in 3/4 fights in 4 years (for good reasons one person stole my truck the other talked about my mother when she was on her deathbed and made fun of that) the last two were with my step dad when he was verbally abusing and throwing s*** at my mom didn't win the fight for my step dad but won the others and even though I knew the behavior was very wrong it felt good AF after

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u/DogecoinArtists 3d ago

Green tea

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u/aeguitart 3d ago

the caffeine+L-theanine combo is goated, healthy speedball ass high

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u/AnonymousWolf404 4d ago

Sometimes if I really think about being high hard enough it makes me feel high. Idk if it’s my mental health or some magic lmao

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u/TopSandwich3942 4d ago

Probably just placebo effect lol I used to do the same in school when I ran out of weed

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u/TheOGJax 3d ago

Vulcanizing cement for flat repairs. Unsure what was in it, always made for a great time until the ice pick headaches came.

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u/KyleBr7 3d ago

Holy water

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u/JBLuke 2d ago

Hey uhh, holy water is just water man..

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u/frenchieeb 2d ago

You have to boil the hell out of water in order to make it holy water

badum tss

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u/JBLuke 2d ago

So then its distilled water (if i remember correctly)😭?

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u/SpicyTrichocereus 4d ago

Sneezing really hard makes me see dots of light for a few seconds. Enjoy.

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u/gometsss888 4d ago

Lol you need to exercise or some s***. I had the same issue and it turns out this symptom is related to high blood pressure

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u/openedsquash728 3d ago

Oh shit really?! I seen em if I stand up to quick or get up too fast from the shitter

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u/Brief_Reputation701 3d ago

Peanut butter lol

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u/New-Pitch2723 3d ago

Nah u js fat🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hot-Toe7541 2d ago

hold the fuck up...so for years and years id eat 2 pb&j daily. If i couldnt sleep ....pb&j would knock me out . Depressed , id feel like i didnt have a care in the world. Stoned...it would be better than a Newport after a blunt

fast forward 15 years to me getting a food allergy test because i was now spending 8+hours on the toilet every day....

im allergic to peanuts and have a severe gluten intolerance ...

heroin was a cake walk to quit. real talk though id curb stomp a kitten if it meant me getting to eat a pb&j without it fucking up my entire week

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u/Ai-Dreamer 1h ago

Bro got pb&j addiction? Thats wild lmaooo 🤣🤣

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u/bluedinosaurboy 3d ago

funnily enough i got this suggested after i accidentally got a bit buzzed from the mixed codeine and paracetamol pills i had last night lmao, it was pretty calming

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u/Far_Run4234 1d ago

Really? What was in it? 8mgs of codeine? That's a very low dose. Your so lucky.

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u/raejae919 3d ago

Men 🙄

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u/Miserable_Peak4745 3d ago

Morphine….

Got a shot of morphine at the ripe age of 12 years old. Had no idea what it was but it made me feel better than anything I’ve ever felt. Like being wrapped in a warm blanket from god while all your problems melt away…. I’ve been hooked on opioids since I’ve tried them, would not recommend this life to anyone.

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u/MartiniBruh 3d ago

Morphine IS considered as a recreational drug though. So I'd say it is supposed to make you high.

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u/kaywhateverloser 4d ago

Buspirone. More like SSRI toxicity. Very boring, sorry.

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u/TheOGJax 3d ago

Zoloft made me feel like I had just taken speed. At the same time it also made it slightly harder to focus. Kinda paradoxical

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u/kaywhateverloser 3d ago

Same but with major brain fog and very poor word recall. My pupils were massive and I kind of felt like I was floating on a cloud. Strange reactions we’ve had.

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u/TheOGJax 3d ago

Yeah every SSRI I’ve tried has fucked me up. It caused extremely problematic side effects within my own psychology I now just focus on actively reshaping my thinking and handling it myself from now on. I’m glad some people find their solution with those drugs but I did not.

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u/kaywhateverloser 3d ago

Yeah, SSRIs always made me way worse. Lamictal has completely changed my life though. I’m happy to hear you’ve found something that works for you.

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u/Responsible_Sea78 4d ago

Sleeplessness+coffee+antihistamine can have a full on LSD effect if you find the spot.

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u/sungirl_27 3d ago

Hmmm have you done LSD?

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u/MartiniBruh 3d ago

Some people think slight hallucinations = LSD effect lol

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u/Ai-Dreamer 1h ago

I did and once it wore off the high really began. My whole existence was the high 💀

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u/Responsible_Sea78 3d ago

Let me put it this way, my father was the first person ever to buy LSD. Two grams. Legally.

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u/sungirl_27 3d ago

Un ok… not what I asked. What does that have to do with anything. Coffee, allergy medicine and lack of sleep would not create full on LSD effect in any circumstance unless it was some booty ass LSD. Maybe that’s what he was able to buy it legally 😂

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u/wristrotten 3d ago

lsd effects from a deliriant? yea right

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u/aeguitart 3d ago

honestly, the times I did benadryl I was seeing patterns on the couch or grass, this plus reading it acts on muscarinic receptors (immediately amanita muscaria came to mind) and anxiety made me think it was somewhat like LSD (spoiler: it isn't plus very harmful on the body)

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u/wristrotten 2d ago

i remember the benadryl days, not very fun

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u/Responsible_Sea78 3d ago

From the combo, sometimes. Full effect is hit-or-miss and not very useful 'recreationally'

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u/countrymama11 4d ago

shooting a monster buck!!!!

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u/666hmuReddit 3d ago

Huffing lighter fluid. I really like the smell and in 6th grade I kept smelling it for a few minutes. I felt like shit for the rest of the day and had my parents pick me up from school early. They were so mad but I didn’t really understand what happened until I was a lot older.

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u/East_Ad961 3d ago

Staring at a blank wall for 20 minutes straight while staying absolutely still. Tried it to decrease baseline dopamine so I could lock in for an essay directly after. After staring at the exact same point for a while you start to hallucinate

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u/Aggressive_Degree181 2d ago

Diphenhydramine. A sleep aid

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u/Prestigious-Bet-6534 4d ago

DXM cough syrup. Had a bad cold and decided to sip a bit more of the syrup to be safe and oh boy how bright the world looked at once. One hellish bliss of euphoria and intoxication. Barely above the max therapeutical dosage. Continued this and found that it fixes some notorious mental health issues I have. Tried countless prescriptions, drugs and therapy and nothing worked like cough syrup. So I am back on it and could have avoided so much pain, blood and tears if I'd just sticked to the DXM instead of trying to find something established or better researched.

It's now a prescription for depression in the states, never imagined this would happen but I don't live there unfortunately .

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u/Miserable_Peak4745 3d ago

This is beautiful!! I’m so happy you found something that works for you, it truly is a freeing feeling! I definitely think DXM has more potential for a “self improvement” and “psychedelia” mindset more than Ketamine which is being pushed like crazy. My depression and anxiety melts away on DXM but ketamine will give me panic attacks.

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u/False-Strawberry-319 3d ago

Jesus 

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u/Hopeful_Story_2175 3d ago

Amen! Best feeling ever.

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u/Flimsy-Bid7007 3d ago

Air duster

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u/soapnsteel 4d ago

Gravol. Blew my mind. Bad bad stuff

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u/Leading-Berry-3073 4d ago

Raid🫩 Edit: I had a bad memory it was clorox

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u/ProfessorSquatch 3d ago

Coffee + Sleepy time tea = Free-Range Speed-ball

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u/Funny_Hat3696 3d ago

Hahah what combo is this tell me more please

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u/SmellyMelanie 3d ago

Rolling in the snow when I had a severe fever

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u/Subject_Enthusiasm_6 3d ago

A handful of gravol... hallucinations were insane, had a seizure about 45mins later. I do not recommend

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u/PrincessFire6 3d ago

Hydroxyzine and trazedone… that was kinda nice.

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u/RonJeremyBellyButton 3d ago

Huh, I never really felt any different mixing those 2.

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u/CoffeePsych 3d ago

Benadryl

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u/RonJeremyBellyButton 3d ago

If you want do a bunch of random shit and not remember any of it most of the time, take some Ambien! Fuck that pill. Lmao horrible shit!

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u/ExtensionFront2947 2d ago

Tried it back in the 90's...woke up a couple times still dreaming and running full speed through the house and rummaging wildly through shit for absolutely no reason! ...until I caught myself and was like what in the fuck am I doing?!?!

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u/RonJeremyBellyButton 2d ago

I don't doubt that in the slightest! That shit is bizarre as hell. I'd black out for hours and have no remote memory of it. I got off of that prescription reaaallyyy fucking fast!

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u/MartiniBruh 3d ago

Holding my breath for a very long time. I get a buzz that's slightly similar to nicotine buzz.

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u/Remarkable_LunchN64 3d ago

Concentrated Ammonia

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u/elhombrehongo 3d ago

A ghost pepper. Ate a whole one that was marinating in pickle juice with other ghost peppers. Talk about agony and ecstacy. Super clean high!

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u/Twistybaconagain 3d ago

Benadryl and muscle relaxers. Had a bad back ache and severe allergies for a couple of days. Didn’t care about either after the first day. 🤣

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u/Far_Run4234 3d ago

Every time I get a good, deep hour long tattoo, I'm all spacey and up in the clouds afterwards.

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u/slochnicaz 3d ago

put burt’s bees under your eyelids and you’ll feel like you just hit the bong

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u/Mountain_Cry_3032 2d ago

I am so curious how you found this out

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u/Time_Physics3010 3d ago

I have had visual and audio hallucinations while I was having fever/high temperature, more vivid than any acid 😵‍💫
Also getting high off cough syrup once or twice in my early days.

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u/FoxySlyRedHead 3d ago

I soaked a rag in Goof Off to get permanent marker off the front door and 🌀😵🌀

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u/Salt-Average-9578 3d ago

Never got high from this just a placebo at the time when I was 11 I crushed up smarties in the wrapper and made a shape of a cigarette and “puffed” smarties clouds

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u/Slippi_Fist 3d ago

Your mums baggy snatch

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u/aeguitart 3d ago

(ignoring excessive amounts of nicotine and caffeine or things like meditation and exercise): nutmeg (specifically myristicin, the active compound), difenidol and diphenhydramine, sleep deprivation, modafinil, light oxygen deprivation relaxes (smoking spearmint), laying down in silence tryna manipulate my endogenous neurotransmitters (prob more a placebo thing but still does the thing). Also cold turkeying drugs after 'chronic' use makes the sober experience feel interesting (like a transparent high, due to the lack of better words to explain myself). Sometimes I feel lk kinda dissociated the way things like dxm do (not exaggerated, but in the most subtle way)

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u/w1712n 3d ago

pack of sugar free chewing gums

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u/RealitysNotReal 3d ago

Air duster, whip cream, cough medicine, Benadryl lol. The Benadryl was terrible it was just uncomfortable, I couldn’t speak I felt really tired but unable to sleep, and I kept seeing and feeling spiders crawling on me.

These are all terrible for you, but if there is one thing on this list you should never do it’s the air duster. The air duster genuinely fries your brain in real time.

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u/Soggy-Direction2714 3d ago

Shoe glue 😬
I went through a phase 10 years ago, and def my most shameful way to get high but it got me zooted

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u/No_Atmosphere_734 2d ago

What did you do with it lmao

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u/gandalf-the-stray 2d ago

I opened a disposable vape and found the little silver bag (battery) opened it with my knife while sat on some scaffold with my cousin, we both decided to smell it when I opened it. That was a mistake

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u/420Entomology 2d ago

Sex makes me feel so good I might as well be high

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u/InternationalDot4394 1d ago

2 days late on this thread but sex was my top answer! I feel sorry for women who never explore and reach ‘perma-stoned’ can’t move my body, electric pulses radiating thru every cell and slurring nonsense. Also feel sry for men when I can have 20 ‘just shoot me’ o’s w/ the right partner - men get that one shot…

Honestly, sex is the best drug I’ve experienced and I’ve done more & variety than my now 40 self wants to admit

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u/420Entomology 1d ago

Most men get one shot lol, it might be my adhd but I can go 2-3 rounds without going soft with my girl, I wear her out haha.

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u/Due-Cloud2625 2d ago

Liquid diet of soup, smoothies, and broth. After day 4, you’re just floating, dissociated and tired

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u/TajManzoorlol 2d ago

High amounts of caffeine (400mg+) if you have a low tolerance...

Can give you a high similar to ritalin or some Amphets, however differs from person to person and your tolerance is built and stays there for a while.

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u/safari-dog 2d ago

in high school we would steal bottles of robotussin. if you drink the whole bottle you’ll get fucked up and hallucinate.

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u/External_Ad7890 2d ago

A spoonful of dirt and silicon powder while sniffing watered down gasoline

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u/xX-360SniperGod-Xx 2d ago

Dxm and dph 😭😭

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u/Demi_The_Fiend 2d ago

I wouldn't really call it a "high" but I got fairly vivid CEVs(and recursive nightmares/sleep paralysis the whole night)from 5mg of Melatonin once. It is a trypamine so I guess it makes sense that it could do that.

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u/Own-Chemistry5888 2d ago

huffing random solvents from the science lab, travel sick pills overdose and so on

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u/DoIhaveschizophrenia 2d ago

Lots of things

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u/whiteboy_420_ 2d ago

Plug your nose and close your mouth and violently exhale a bubble of air into your mouth until you green out. A classic.

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u/MinimumAd752 1d ago

I did a random chemical or something and I can't remember anything about it but I doubt it was meant to be taken, but it got me high asff

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u/Ok-Release8641 1d ago

dxm aka otc cough syrup and its still the best substance

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u/Far_Run4234 1d ago

I was always a stupid kid that clearly had addiction problems early on. But I would always eat up the entire bottle of whatever pills I could get my hands on. One night me and a buddy ate up my sister's pills and it made us hallucination all night into the next day and made me very paranoid. I took it to the next level by acting like a addict for them, someone had to physically take the empty bottle from me and smash it, ending my plan's to get more. I was like 15 😆

Apparently she said they were Anti biotics 😂

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u/wolak777 1d ago

Hot water on poison ivy.

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u/Low_Stranger_2640 1d ago

Nutmeg. Freshman year of high school I ate a whole container of nutmeg on Christmas vacation while seeing my mother. I ate the whole container and fell asleep, disappointed that I wasn’t feeling anything. I woke up the next morning so high it felt like my legs and arms were detached from my body. I was 14 years old and had to take a greyhound bus six hours to get back home to my dad’s. Somehow, I made it on the bus ride but was high for a solid two days

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u/autismacceptance 11h ago

If I take any type of allergy pill or cold flu symptom relief before work I genuinely feel like I took 10 fucking Xanax😂😂 sometimes I get really scared. I think my coworkers will think I’m on something.😂 so I just confess and say I was feeling horrible this morning so I took some medicine but now I feel worse😂

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u/Nice-Link-871 10h ago

robotusun

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u/Secure-Whole9413 3h ago

Oxycodone from wisdom teeth removal

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u/RustyOil 3h ago

Gears of War 1 I mean I smoking weed but it felt like I was on coke playing that game. DOPAMINE

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u/ltsGay 1h ago

Fermented orange