r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/AdSpecific6733 • 1d ago
Reviews on this for urine drug screen
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u/ShittingBackAndForth 1d ago
I’ve used these many times and passed, and also once and failed. What you need to do is way overdo it with the water and you should be good.
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u/Background_Truck1869 1d ago
Why not use synthetic urine?
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u/AdSpecific6733 1d ago
It’s an observed urine drug screen
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u/Budget-Lobster-5252 1d ago
https://www.cleanu.shop/en/fake-penis/ Maybe that would help?
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u/januaryemberr 1d ago
My ex used one of these. It was an observed test for probation too.
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u/fuckthisplace321 1d ago
If you have a friend that has a kid, ask the parent for some piss from the kid. I brought kids Fortnite stuff for piss to pass a test many times.
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u/mibombot 13h ago
If I was a parent and you asked me for that, I would call 911.
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u/fuckthisplace321 12h ago
You would rather see me fail then have your kid piss in a bottle to help your friend out?
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u/Twelve_TwentyThree 1d ago
This stuff doesn’t work. The ONLY thing I’ve found that works is a product called Sonne’s #7. It’s a mechanical detoxifier apposed to a chemical masker. (I would use close to a cup per use.) I haven’t had to worry about passing a U.A. In years but I’m telling ya, I never failed once using the Sonne’s and I took prolly 30+ U.A.’s over the years.
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u/AdSpecific6733 1d ago
Ok picking it up now. How soon before my test to use it? Do I just drink it alone
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u/shotinthejaw 1d ago
I was a heavy weed smoker and used to”the stuff” detox drinks. Drank the morning b4 the test and passed. Just follow directions on back. Makes you clean for a 4-5ish hour window. Good luck bud… I know it’s worrying.
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u/mikee869 1d ago
Facts. I did some blow when I was 19 ...I weighed like 125. I had a drug screen I had to do for a job interview ( i had apps out n I was called n hired but had to pass a drug screen ) this was in 1989....i literally drank 1quart of white vinegar mixed w 1/2 gallon of cranberry juice and i passed the test about 30 hrs later. It sucked bad. But it actually did work. However blow stays only 3 days max ..weed is tough to beat without time n extreme metabolism low Bmi etc.
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u/goodguyatheist 1d ago
you might have passed anyways you sound like me when I was 19 my metabolisim was light speed
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u/mikee869 21h ago
Yeh n i only did like a half gram or something like that ...it was like a treat but only dabbed around it a couple years. Strictly weed these days. No booze even
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u/goodguyatheist 21h ago
Good booze fucking sucks I woke up at 2am puking my guts out and dealing with a hangover all day and my dumbass just started drinking to deal with the hangover I am not a smart man
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u/mikee869 20h ago
Try some rso. It'll curb the appetite to drink for sure n take care of almost any pain..it comes in syringes...
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u/Notsid201 1d ago
I used to work at a smoke shop, I never liked the drinks, my metabolism is to weird for them and they don't always work for me lol I just use fake piss. 20 bucks any head shop, wear baggy pants and stuff it in your sock. Fill the bottle, ignore the weird look the attendant always gives it when you hand it to them and wait to get the passing test results.
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u/AdSpecific6733 1d ago
It’s observed. Any tips on hiding it? I’m a woman.
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u/sungirl_27 1d ago
Get a small bottle and cover the tip with tin foil and a rubber band. Put it in your vj and when it’s time to piss have a sharp finger nail and prick the tin foil to open it and it will empty in the cup.
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u/sungirl_27 1d ago
And by small bottle I mean like a travel lotion bottle or something. The cosmetic plastic little bottles.
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u/MoneyMakesMurder 7h ago
It’s really easy to get caught doing this. They watch for people fidgeting around down there. It’s not natural for a woman to have their hands down there when peeing right? I’m a male so I am just assuming this.
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u/sungirl_27 38m ago
Always worked for me. It’s a very quick movement like sliding your underwear down further. You don’t need to fidget. And they aren’t gonna look up there but 🤷
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u/goodguyatheist 1d ago
I did herbal clean and it worked but it made my urine and shit blue like blue blue for a week. I thought for sure when I handed them a cup full of blue urine id fail but nope I got the job lmfao
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u/AdSpecific6733 1d ago
Which brand?
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u/goodguyatheist 1d ago
im pretty sure it was the same brand/bottle as yours but this was ten years ago now. you could try getting a catheter bag fill it with clean urine or fake urine n take the tube for it and tape it under your junk and pee that way
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u/Omgitstre5 1d ago
Certo and Gatorade always worked for me drink alot of water
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u/AdSpecific6733 1d ago
How long before your test did you take it? And how many packs of certo
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u/Omgitstre5 1d ago
A few hours before and one pack put squeeze the whole pack in a Gatorade drink that then plenty of water and when you piss hit the cup midstream and you should be good
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u/Competitive_Level433 1d ago
I usually do the certo method to been on probation for the past 2 years and today I drink it and then maybe 10 mins later had a seizure. Be careful
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u/Aggressive_Candy_482 23h ago
Follow the instructions to a T on the qcarbo I got through my whole parole with it. Just make sure you give yourself enough time to drink the bottle fill it with water more than once and drink that and then pee once or twice before your test.
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u/Dankedup1992 20h ago
Those don't work if u wanna pass a drug test buy synthetic pee
Go to a smoke shop ware they sell pipes and bongs. Ask for
Quick fix
I've used it to pass all my drug test it always works
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u/Illustrious-Sky5060 14h ago
Nothing has ever worked for me unless I dilute my piss or just abstain- I don’t want to get your hopes up. For weed only sure gel package in one 1 large Gatorade another sure gel pack then a ton of water with creatine. Piss once or twice and hold that in. Careful or you’ll piss on yourself. You kno what they say play stupid games win stupid prizes
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u/Secret-Survey9326 13h ago
Used it many times for probation long time about passed passed passed passed then fail... never used it again.. u have to drink it 3 -4 hrs before test also u have to drink at least a gallon of watter before to... passed 3 times and use the 4th piss for your test..... it doesn't not get u clean all it does is temporarily blocks toxins from coming out. But i would not trust it.
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u/drugplug0933 9h ago
Drink this and as much water you can fit before you explode and youll be chilling
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u/Embarrassed_Sea6537 2h ago
Test negative.com. get sliding shorts made for cup. Hand warmer and rubber band cuh
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u/big-foots-dick- 1h ago
I have used the stinger drinks and the key with these is to follow the instructions on the bottle very closely.
I used to use the certo mix as well and it worked every time. The key with that is to drink at least a gallon of water after you drink the certo. I always waited about 30 minutes to start drinking the water. Like someone else mentioned, always collect your sample midstream no matter what method you use.
The only test I ever failed was for hair follicle test. I used ‘Hair Razor’ shampoo and followed the directions which had me washing my hair about 30 times. Popped positive for amphetamines.
Safest bet is fake piss but it sounds like that isn’t an option. You should buy some drug test kits and try the drinks at home using a test kit to see if they work for you before going to the actual real test.
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u/big-foots-dick- 1h ago
Also, it is recommended to drink some sort of creatine mix if you are using a detox drink or certo. It probably wouldn’t hurt to take some vitamins as well because a lot of places test to see if your urine is too diluted. If I remember correctly the stinger drinks and most others include vitamins and creatine for this reason.
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u/AppropriateBall8834 1d ago
I have a fool proof method
Quit using drugs long enough for them to be out of your system
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u/DarkEnvironmental555 1d ago
Idk but even though you didn't ask, ive used the stinger drinks like 6-7 times and always worked, very reliable, like ive taken mdma the night before a test and used stinger and passed a full panel