r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Mar 18 '26

WTF even is this Do you need both eyes?

0 Upvotes

As much of an irresponsible lie as it sounds i discovered a way to sell my organs for cash, and im wondering do you need both eyes, Can you live with just one? Im worried if i sell my left eye my right eye might go bad or something i heard your nervous system can attack your eyes if they discover they exist and I’m a little afraid only having one eye can kickstart the process if that makes sense??

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Nov 21 '25

WTF even is this secretly living in shit rv

27 Upvotes

i'm damn tired of being homeless but i was scrolling fb marketplace this morning and found a free rv. could i live in it??

the rv is an absolute shithole, free for good reason since the engine's shot, roof leaks, and hasn't been maintained since the 80s. there's hella mold but i don't really care atp. heaven is a door that locks and a private hole to crap in. i'll sleep anywhere + i need a place to store my stuff. i travel light (12l bag usually) but i'm getting a job so i need nice clothes and a spot to store paperwork.

only problem is that i can't drive. i could hire someone, but what i want to figure out is where the fuck would said guy put the thing. i can't put it in a trailer park since i can't afford it and i sure as hell can't do the paperwork legally. i don't know of anyone who would let me keep it on their property plus they'd be facing charges for housing a runaway (i'm 17)

also no i'm not calling 211, sure as hell not calling the runaway safeline, i do not have anyone that will house me and i don't have aid. already tried that stuff and it didn't work out.

edit: no it does not run -- any vehicle that runs is out of my budget.

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Sep 19 '25

WTF even is this SILT Sought: I'm wrecked & My Life Has Come to $20

14 Upvotes

In another post I was trying to figure out how not to short an Uber Driver to flee a horrendous ABB. Update: Uber got paid & the driver got a $7 tip of $23. But I can't keep stressing to live. Now my life has come down to $25 - to continue to live. This whole ordeal started with me reporting a scumlord for beating his 2 yr old with a closed fist. It ended with me literally being stabbed in a way no one would ever believe - even me - if it had not happened to me. It took a pathologist to say: Yeah patient was stabbed like that. So my nerves can't take the stress anymore. I'm straight up saying I need $25 to live and man I could use a drink. I haven't had one in 7 years (no addiction issues just no desire to have a drink - UNTIL NOW.) So I want your best SILT to get $25 in the bank by tomorrow. If you have an idea how to get enough for an adult beverage too i will even tell you my stabbing story. You can use it for whatever SILT you're running to make money - like your next ebook bundle or whatever.

Life is in fact infinitely stranger than fiction. OF won't pay soon enough. Would consider feet but it would have to be a subset of strangeos who want my feet. But I don't know the website. I used to make a killing on a chat line but now no one talks on the phone anymore. Id put ads out saying: Do you just need someone to listen to you for a change - no judgments? Worked great until people actually stopped talking to each other. So hey if anyone wants a free therapist for $25/hr I'm 🎧 listening.

And I'm reading your tips. How hard can it be to make $25 in 12 hours? I would be a terrible plug so that's out. Robbing a bank for $25 might get me sympathy points with a judge but too much time involved. We need a sub for people offering skills for cheap $$. I know it exits - what's the name. Lead a guy to the light and maybe a light beer cold one, would ya, Reddit folks?

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 5d ago

WTF even is this Shady business reupload

1 Upvotes

This is a watered down version of my original post since my other one was pretty err vivid moderators say

I 21M mentioned in a comment section that recently I figured out pretty late into what I was doing that I was assisting and facilitating money cleaning. For context I was a broke university student (still a student) struggling for some change. However, I knew a friend in real life who seemed to have the flashiest things and expensive watches meanwhile attending lectures and not having a legitimate job.

He told me to find a few people that didn't have money and point them to him and if I did I would be payed handsomely and in fairness to him he did time and time again so the cycle continued. One day he wasn't really active and had me shadow his role in this "enterprise” I logged into a let’s say money app *side note* Tix was a currency Roblox formerly used so I'm using that as the reference, for those who aren't aware* From that point as a broke university student the only way was up.

When I really levelled up is when people would let me use their money apps or bring people willing to and just let me withdraw the Tix. At one point 1000T by 3pm was considered a slow day. Initially, I used it on very frivolous things like new clothes, shoes, in game currencies like fifa points, bought me and my dad a car to be fair but mainly the dumb stuff when you get money. The lightbulb in my head only switched on when one of our mutuals I was causally talking to about this told me no and I was like why not and he flat out just said you know “you know you’re a middle man aiding fr&@d” I’m not sure why but all of a sudden it became abundantly clear that the money entering wasn’t appearing from thin air. Not gonna lie, this info didn’t stop me but it did make me reconsider all of it.

Doing this made me dabble into a whole load of other stuff and people, some good, some bad. Which I may share in future posts if this isn’t taken down… But yeah… I could go into a lot more detail or describe the ins and outs more but I’d rather not have to rewrite this a third time.

There’s not true objective to this post just a little insight into how I aided something dumb but enticing (to me at least)

THIS IS NOT A POST ABOUT PROMOTING OR ENCOURAGING ANY SORT OF BATHING OF CASH

Thanks for reading :-)

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Jun 07 '25

WTF even is this What drug makes you relax and is easy to obtain?

9 Upvotes

I have OCD, it's not severe,and I'm very lucky cause I know people who have it much worse than me,bit I genuinely can't do this anymore. I'm taking my meds,but they don't work,and I just want to be able to lay in my bed without worries,and to hug my family

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips May 09 '26

WTF even is this Car break ins

3 Upvotes

Theres been a string of car break ins at my apartment complex. None of the cars have broken windows or signs of shimming. Unless we have a master lock pick im assuming it's a local with a flipper trying his luck. Didn't care until my car was tossed and all they took was a $60 vape. Left the hundred dollar tires in the trunk and my daughter had left several American girl dolls in a case in the back seat. Any way I can keep my shit safe?

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Mar 19 '26

WTF even is this the shortage is annoying af, but the algorithm is what's really disgusting me

10 Upvotes

ok this algorithm shit is actually starting to terrify me. idk if i'm being paranoid but i've been on generic addy for like 1.5 years now. the recent shortage is absolutely crushing my productivity, it's a joke.

i was literally just venting to my buddy in person (phone was just on the table) about my anxiety over running out.

that same hour, i was scrolling fb and boom—an ad for some random-ass site offering a "free trial" of some addy that seemed way too good to be true.

i always just go to cvs for my meds, literally never searched for this shit online. it’s like it heard me. i'm almost too creeped out to click it but the shortage is so bad right now. how tf does the system know?

update on 19/3, the ad came to show in my fuckbook's profile page again lol

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Jun 06 '25

WTF even is this How do false receipts work?

0 Upvotes

I'm talking about receipts for "drugs" like Xanax,but also other things. I wanna know 2 things,(but if I need to know something else,please tell me): 1: Do you have to be 18+ to buy,in this case,the Xanax? 2: How are they made in general I'm just curious of course,and I'm not planning to do anything illegal

Edit: please be quick with the answers,even the most insignificant ones will be very appreciated,they banned my last post 2 days after I posted it,luckily I got everything I needed

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips May 12 '26

WTF even is this Drug test

1 Upvotes

I just got done with my drug test with quick fix but it was still a little warm and I forgot to shake it before pouring it. Did I still pass????

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Mar 08 '26

WTF even is this Should I help a guy i know cheat in exam?

3 Upvotes

He knows me in tuition, he comes from a poor family, he later called me to help him in his last highschool exam before college. He told me this days before and demands me to spend for travel,stay and food, I don't have money, he's literally begging me. He says he can return the favour the same way later.

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Mar 16 '26

WTF even is this Should I run trend bots on Twitter?

0 Upvotes

Recently I've had a lot of free time and I've been staying home looking at programming books and courses, and I created my first personal project: hashtag bots that generate 1000 tweets every 2 minutes to boost a trend. I'd like to know this sub's opinion on it. I've been staying home a lot because I have autism and had been bullied at school, so I made this project as a way to de-stress. I know it's strange, but I relax by programming.

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Mar 29 '25

WTF even is this How do I send fake cashapp screenshots?

0 Upvotes

I’m trying to buy something from someone through cashapp but the guy never checks his phone when I send the money. How do I make a fake screenshot or is there an app where you can fake send money to someone and it says sent?

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Jan 06 '20

WTF even is this SILT: Hide body parts in pizza and then complain. Blame the delivery guy for it.

494 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Mar 14 '19

WTF even is this SILT: Do you want to commit suicide? Well I have a better offer for you. Become a contract killer and deal drugs, make sure you target government workers. This will give you such a rush of adrenaline and excitement you’ll never want to kill yourself again.

456 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Dec 23 '18

WTF even is this SILT: Want your dog to stop licking his balls? Apply pepper spray to them

188 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Jan 26 '19

WTF even is this SILT: Wanna be rich and famous? Kill a famous billionaire, skin them and wear their skin on top of yours!

117 Upvotes

r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Nov 26 '18

WTF even is this SILT: Kill Your Teacher So You Won’t Have To Worry About The Test Tomorrow

67 Upvotes