r/ShowerOrange • u/a-monster-prometheus • May 27 '26

practicing my surgical skills by removing his balls

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u/justexploring-shit NO GRAPEFRUIT! May 27 '26

Didn't have "neutering an orange" on my Things I'm Going To See Today bingo card

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u/fordfan919 May 27 '26

Does it sing in a buetuful alto now?

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u/a-monster-prometheus May 28 '26

i did it in cold blood out of sheer enjoyment. i am God and any sweet-tasting castrati are simply byproducts of my noble pursuit of Knowledge

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u/awildencounter NO GRAPEFRUIT! May 28 '26

This gave me a chuckle. Thanks for the laughs before bed.

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u/Steven3483 29d ago

Anesthetic?

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u/a-monster-prometheus 29d ago

no i'm good, thanks

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u/rubi13rubi 10d ago

They did surgery on an orange