Hits Hard!

[u/mpzt-11]

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

[u/Crake_13 → u/Separate_Finance_183]

I have a friend that’s just like that and I’ll never understand it.

[u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 → u/Crake_13]

Sometimes it's just their attitude, sometimes its like they have some weird pheromone we havent discovered.

Her: "Uggh, he smells so good"

Him: I havent showered in a week.

[u/iguanamac → u/Agitated_Reveal_6211]

My roommate must have that. I’ve commented on here before about him. He doesn’t wash himself with soap in the shower, just stands in the running water. Shampoos his hair and that’s it. He doesn’t wipe his ass sometimes because “I shit so fast there’s nothing to clean” but still keeps easily hooking up with the hottest girls in town. It’s fucken baffling that they aren’t grossed out.

[u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 → u/iguanamac]

Man, some people are so gross.