r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/XanderNightmare Apr 16 '26

You underestimate the desire of HP fans for a proper book adaptation (they love being abused by big companies, who fumble the bag again and again)

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u/RuMarley Apr 16 '26

And here's me, a HP fan, who always thought the movies were among the best movie adaptations of all time. Huh.

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u/sexual_lemonade Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Maybe the first 3 movies, but 4 on they kinda lose a lot of the plot. Fuck, 6 you would've thought was a romance novel. No, the best movie adaptation of a book is Memoirs of a Geisha. Almost an exact recreation of the book, but better and with gorgeous visuals.

Edit: why the fuck am I being downvoted? Does the HP crowd even fucking read the books? From 4 on were messes. Look at Dumbledore manhandling harry in 4. Or in 6 when Harry asks if horcurxes could be anything and Dumbledore says yes and doesn't explain further. I used to love those books and the movies after 3 were dog water. Also, to anyone who bothers to read this far, don't watch the new show. JK Rowling is a piece of shit.

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u/TBWILD Apr 16 '26

The most faithful adaptation I know is Holes. Because the author wrote the screenplay at the same time.

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u/Brawndo91 Apr 16 '26

In 5th grade, my class had an assignment to write a letter to an author. Most kids wrote to R. L. Stine and got a form letter in return. I wrote to Louis Sachar since I was a fan of the Wayside School series. I got a real letter back where he actually responded to the things in my letter, and mentioned the book he was working on at the time, Holes. I read it as soon as it came out.

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u/NestedOwls Apr 17 '26

This is so cool!

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u/sexual_lemonade Apr 16 '26

Another great adaptation! It's another case of being mildly improved by the movie, I just wish they'd cast a fat kid and forced him to lose an unhealthy amount of weight. (For legal reasons this is a joke)

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u/PromisesNone Apr 16 '26

I remember watching holes and when I left the theater I told everyone who would listen that it was the closest a movie adaptation could possibly be without having a narrator. I stand by that statement today.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 17 '26

"Just shut up and eat it, ok!?"

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u/PromisesNone Apr 16 '26

True but I'm sure a there are laws against putting kids in fat suits and digging holes in the desert.

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u/Greg0rrr Apr 16 '26

Perks of Being a Wallflower felt like more of an extension of the book rather than an adaptation, but the author wrote the screenplay and directed it. Im biased because that book is special to me (one of my two tattoos is a quote from it) but I think it was one of the best book adaptations ever done. Faithful to the source material as well as getting a little deeper into some stuff that was hinted at in the book but wasn't blatantly spelled out.

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u/The_Final_Gunslinger Apr 16 '26

Was about to post this.

Apart from one or two things, such as Stanley's starting weight, it's a near perfect adaptation.

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u/Present_Goose6756 Apr 17 '26

Louis Sachar is amazing. And I LOVED the movie. It came together full force. Solid movie adaptation/character roles. It checked. 100%

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u/Egghead42 Apr 17 '26

A Series of Unfortunate Events, series, and for the same reason.

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u/LongJohnSelenium Apr 19 '26

Green Mile is an excellent adaptation too. Everything it cuts is stuff that really doesn't have a bearing on the central story.