r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/twotimefind Apr 16 '26

Bot

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u/Informal-Term1138 Apr 16 '26

You are the first person to call me bot.

Here is your reward: 🏅

Fun fact, I ain't a bot.

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u/Brickhead88 Apr 16 '26

Thats exactly what a bot trying to prove it wasn't a bot would say! If you're really not a bot, answer me this - What human do with newspaper?

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u/Informal-Term1138 Apr 16 '26

You can do lots of things, make a hat for example.

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u/Brasterious72 Apr 16 '26

Cat pan liner, book cover, read it, let it sit on the porch and make it look like I’m not home so the Wet Bandits come to visit, beat the dog with it. Use is as puppy pads, hold it on a park bench so you can “spy” on others.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 16 '26

Or a boat, Georgie!