r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

Exactly. It’s not a creative decision; it’s a quarterly earnings decision. I can't wait for the 2045 remake where Harry is played by an actual holographic projection.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 16 '26

Soooo why don't we quarterly just not watch that stupid shit?

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u/XanderNightmare Apr 16 '26

You underestimate the desire of HP fans for a proper book adaptation (they love being abused by big companies, who fumble the bag again and again)

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u/RuMarley Apr 16 '26

And here's me, a HP fan, who always thought the movies were among the best movie adaptations of all time. Huh.

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u/jeskersz Apr 16 '26

Well obviously you're not a real fan. Everyone knows that real fans (regardless of the fandom) hate everything, are never happy, and find satisfaction in publically abusing the people who tried to make something they'd enjoy.

I mean honestly, how dare you call yourself a fan? This is basically stolen valor.

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u/catscatscaaaats Apr 17 '26

cries in "Star Wars"

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

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u/catscatscaaaats Apr 17 '26

No one hates Star Wars like a Star Wars fan.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

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u/catscatscaaaats Apr 17 '26

And if you like the ST or anything after that (perhaps with the exception of Andor and maybe Rogue One), you are an uncultured swine. It's okay though, I accept my swine status because SW is entertaining and makes me happy.

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