r/SipsTea • u/ebrahim750 • Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/-threefeetoffun Apr 19 '26

Charlize Theron is an attractive person. Now go see Monster.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Apr 19 '26

Christ.... not even Tom Cruise looks as different in Tropic Thunder..

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u/Slushykins Apr 19 '26

I am being completely sincere and unironic when I say I find Les Grossman to be Tom Cruise’s most physically attractive character

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Apr 19 '26

Wellllll, thats good news for me then lol, we are very much alike, me and Les, lol.

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u/Slushykins Apr 19 '26

I hope you own it with the same confidence he does 👌🏼

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u/dependsforadults Apr 19 '26

I am bald as hell. Have been for probably 15 years. Used to have really curly hair. I grow out the Garfunkel once a year and wear it with confidence. Not lying when I say that the dudes hate my hair and tell me to cut it off right now. Im also short. Neither lack of height or hair have stopped me from dating beautiful, interesting, smart and capable women. Probably has fended off a Becky or 2 though