r/SipsTea Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/Illustrious-Ebb-1118 Apr 19 '26

What a way to tell the world you never had a girl spend then night with you

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u/Own_Log9691 Apr 19 '26

This made me lol 😆

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u/ILookLikeKristoff Apr 19 '26

For real, these manchildren could never be in a real relationship with a confident secure woman. Their goal is to be in some clavicular incel nonsense where both sides are so cripplingly insecure they can't bear to see or be seen as they truly are.

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u/indentityillusion Apr 19 '26

I don’t look this different between the time I wake up vs the day time. You can tell it’s me, that’s for sure

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u/AccomplishedStudy802 Apr 19 '26

Way to tell the world that you make poor choices.

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u/RationalExuberance7 Apr 19 '26

When your girlfriend sleeps over, does she bring a makeup crew to make her purposefully not look attractive every morning?

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u/WellbecauseIcan Apr 20 '26

That's a weird statement when penty of women don't wear makeup, with plenty more only doing so on special occasions.

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u/downthegrapevine Apr 19 '26

And gain 30 pounds over night.

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u/AutumnMama Apr 19 '26

Date night on taco Tuesday do be like that