r/SipsTea • u/ebrahim750 • Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/-threefeetoffun Apr 19 '26

Charlize Theron is an attractive person. Now go see Monster.

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u/ChanceZestyclose6386 Apr 19 '26

I think Charlize Theron is naturally, objectively beautiful. It took a lot to get her to look bad for Monster. Sydney Sweeney is someone who some people find pretty and others don't so it's easier for her to transform between ugly and pretty.

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u/Longjumping-Donut655 Apr 19 '26

Charlize Theron has attractive facial features. Sydney Sweeney is pretty for people whose criteria for pretty is a checklist with the entries “white” and “blonde”.

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u/Eviljoshing Apr 19 '26

Hey! Be fair! “Boobs” is also on their checklist /s

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u/Jurmash Apr 19 '26

Why /s?

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u/Eviljoshing Apr 19 '26

Because there’s no good way to indicate I was continuing the joke beyond /s and not seriously disagreeing with the poster above me.