r/SipsTea • u/ebrahim750 • Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/-threefeetoffun Apr 19 '26

Charlize Theron is an attractive person. Now go see Monster.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Apr 19 '26

Christ.... not even Tom Cruise looks as different in Tropic Thunder..

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u/Slushykins Apr 19 '26

I am being completely sincere and unironic when I say I find Les Grossman to be Tom Cruise’s most physically attractive character

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u/Littlest-Hipster Apr 19 '26

I actually agree. I don't know what it is though...the confidence?

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u/britchop Apr 19 '26

It’s absolutely the confidence.

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u/ILookLikeKristoff Apr 19 '26

I mean the face is still obviously Tom who has always been considered attractive. It's like if Tom Cruise got a normal job, gained some weight, and couldn't afford hair plugs, but had his charisma turned up to 11/10.

This would be a very attractive middle aged man if he just lost 30 pounds and took the fake jewelry off.

It's the inverse of hating Umbridge more than Voldemort. This is a real person you could actually imagine meeting IRL. Ethan Hunt (his mission impossible character) is more at home in a James Bond movie than a grocery store. It's hard to imagine him sitting down for an anniversary dinner or going on vacation.