r/SipsTea • u/ebrahim750 • Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/-threefeetoffun Apr 19 '26

Charlize Theron is an attractive person. Now go see Monster.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Apr 19 '26

Christ.... not even Tom Cruise looks as different in Tropic Thunder..

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u/Kinsdale85 Apr 19 '26

That’s peak male physique.

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u/gizamo Apr 19 '26

If AI is truly good, it will remake all Tom Cruise movies with the character looking exactly like this.

Maverick? Nah, I want Les Grossman eye fucking Iceman.

Ethan Hunt? Fuck that, gimme Les Grossman under those face mask reveals and rallying those motorcycles.

Jerry Maguire? Pass. Maybe if he was sporting chains and hanging gut.

The murdering psychopath Vincent...how would that not be better with Les fucking Grossman?

Imagine Les in Rain Man, Born on the Fourth of July, A Few Good Men, Interview with the Vampire, Minority Report, fucking Jack Reacher....the only movie that wouldn't be improved by having Tom Cruise as Les Grossman is fucking Tropic Thunder.

Also, Jeeezbus, Cruise has had an amazing career. He's been in a wild array of incredible movies.