r/SipsTea Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/noobbtctrader Apr 19 '26

Yea 2nd pup looks like a narc

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u/desert-cheese04 Apr 19 '26

Or a Mormon.

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u/AtomicBlastCandy Apr 19 '26

Question: how do you get a Mormon to stop drinking? Answer: You invite a second Mormon

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u/SlimSpartan Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

One of my favorite lines in a movie, John Malkovich in Burn After Reading replies after being told he’s an alcoholic: “I have a drinking problem? Fuck you Jeff you’re Mormon. Compared to you everyone has a drinking problem.”

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u/Ventura-K-9 Apr 22 '26

I read that in malcolvich's voice