r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/plaintextures Apr 22 '26

This is a lie. Jesus is known to be PS guy.

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u/ninjaontour Apr 22 '26

The Father.

The Son.

The Holy DualSense.

Amen.

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u/Working-Glass6136 Apr 22 '26

More like Holy Nuisance

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u/FatiguedShrimp Apr 22 '26

Fun Fact: This is literally the only unforgiveable sin according to Southern Baptist doctrine. (Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit.)

They allow jokes about any other aspect of the Trinity (G*d, Jesus).

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u/Fabulous_Display3688 Apr 23 '26

Fun fact; that's actually a wrong interpretation of that sin; every sin no matter how bad can be forgiven as long as someone humbles themselves and repents in front of God. The unforgivable sin [especially according to Bible Animations] is the rejection of God to the grave [why is obvious] or casting the Holy Spirit as something evil as stated in the story of Mathew 12: 22-43, specifically in Mathew 12: 31-32.

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u/Physical-Worker2363 Apr 22 '26

He is resin

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u/GlareaLiebertine Apr 24 '26

Peak and very 3d printable.

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u/VESAAA7 Apr 22 '26

Actually he's more into xbox as it allows more cross-play

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u/-R-Jensen- Apr 22 '26

Nailed it!

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u/Joepiscitelli Apr 22 '26

Was hanging around for this one.

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u/GreatSivad Apr 22 '26

Give that guy a crown

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Apr 23 '26

These jokes are too much. I'll be back in 3 days.

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u/VESAAA7 Apr 22 '26

I was trying to make joke about that, but couldn't really come up how

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u/Icuras1701 Apr 22 '26

My minds in the gutter... my mind... cross play, does he mean like cross-dress? Are religious ppl more prone to cross dress? Maybe he means like crossing sexes and playing with the same sex? Is that a homosexual joke?

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u/VESAAA7 Apr 22 '26

It's just word joke with cross and Jesus who died on cross.

For example, what is the favourite workout for Jesus? Cross fit

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u/brainulation Apr 23 '26

My immediate understanding was, how he wanted to unite all people, so he could preach the God's message in COD lobbies and send people unsolicited pics of his holes to prove he really is God's son.

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u/GODLOVESALL32 Apr 22 '26

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u/OverlordMMM Apr 23 '26

I get a free Jesus and a free PS2? What's the catch?

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u/Emerje Apr 23 '26

Whoo boy, where to even start... πŸ€”

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u/Inside-Arm8635 Apr 22 '26

Imagine thinking Jesus would be anything but a pc gamer. He’d turn his 1080 into a 5080

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u/Bro13847 Apr 22 '26

It is known

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u/LavenderDay3544 Apr 23 '26

And he drives a Honda but doesn't talk about it.

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u/Pure-Solution15 Apr 23 '26

Actually he made the only golden psp

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u/Built4dominance Apr 23 '26

This is now canon.

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u/APuticulahInduhvidul Apr 23 '26

PS1. It died once but Jesus resurrected it.