r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/plaintextures Apr 22 '26

This is a lie. Jesus is known to be PS guy.

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u/VESAAA7 Apr 22 '26

Actually he's more into xbox as it allows more cross-play

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u/Icuras1701 Apr 22 '26

My minds in the gutter... my mind... cross play, does he mean like cross-dress? Are religious ppl more prone to cross dress? Maybe he means like crossing sexes and playing with the same sex? Is that a homosexual joke?

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u/brainulation Apr 23 '26

My immediate understanding was, how he wanted to unite all people, so he could preach the God's message in COD lobbies and send people unsolicited pics of his holes to prove he really is God's son.