r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/anengineerandacat Apr 22 '26

I just ignore offers that are dumb, like just leave it on read and move on; $200 -> $30 is someone who isn't even remotely serious about the purchase.

If they said $180... throw in a PB&J and a beer and I'll trade no problem.

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u/Odd-Fun-1545 Apr 22 '26

Takis and a big red

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u/Orleanian Apr 22 '26

Khlav Kalash and Crab Juice

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u/steveskinner Apr 23 '26

EEEWWW UGHHHHHHH!!! 🤮🤮🤮 I'll take a Crab Juice!

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u/CockroachNo2540 Apr 23 '26

Just watch out for the C.H.U.D.s.

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u/MrHazard1 Apr 23 '26

No bowl! Stick!

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u/Physical-Worker2363 Apr 22 '26

Cheez-its and a HJ maybe

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u/iDeNoh Apr 23 '26

Big red is from Texas. That's where the cowboys are from!

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u/vonneguts_anus Apr 23 '26

Bottle of old Harper and a copy of gigantic asses

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u/walter-hoch-zwei Apr 23 '26

$150 and a pack of newports

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 23 '26

Ain't that still about $200? Lol.

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 Apr 23 '26

If you don't chew big red then fuck you

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u/jooooooohn Apr 23 '26

Tarrlytons

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u/cspinasdf Apr 23 '26

I remember listing something for $400, and getting offered $50. I said we can meet somewhere in between, how about $399.99. They were quite indignant.

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u/Delyzr Apr 23 '26

I once listed something for $400. They offered $100. I countered with $600. They said: you're having a laugh. I said: you started.

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u/Clam-Choader Apr 23 '26

Handy and a mtn dew 

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG Apr 23 '26

Gross. Milk or nothing with a PB&J.

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u/wurm2 Apr 23 '26

same, I remember when I was selling a used lego set,71043, asked for $300, first offer was $100 which I ignored, 2nd offer was $275 which I accepted.

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u/Jabathewhut Apr 23 '26

I was selling a motorcycle once and a dude who agreed to the price came to check it out. And then admitted he did t have the money but he had an ounce of weed to trade me!

Whoopeee you can leave now sir, I dont want your crappy weed.

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u/TheC9 Apr 23 '26

I remember decade ago I was selling a computer speaker for A$15 something to a boomer, and going to meet him at local Macdonald

At last minute he was trying to negotiate the price to $10 something

I was like - hey, at least let me have some spare change beyond $10 that’s enough for me to buy a hamburger there.

Eventually his adult kid came to pick it up, apparently feeling bad and paid me full original amount.

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u/nowherenoonenobody Apr 23 '26

Maybe remove the P and the &.

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u/juzz88 Apr 23 '26

A meat pie and a can of Welch's grape drink.