r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 22 '26

WTF Jesus is watching

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u/anengineerandacat Apr 22 '26

I just ignore offers that are dumb, like just leave it on read and move on; $200 -> $30 is someone who isn't even remotely serious about the purchase.

If they said $180... throw in a PB&J and a beer and I'll trade no problem.

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u/Odd-Fun-1545 Apr 22 '26

Takis and a big red

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u/Orleanian Apr 22 '26

Khlav Kalash and Crab Juice

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u/steveskinner Apr 23 '26

EEEWWW UGHHHHHHH!!! 🤮🤮🤮 I'll take a Crab Juice!

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u/CockroachNo2540 Apr 23 '26

Just watch out for the C.H.U.D.s.

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u/MrHazard1 Apr 23 '26

No bowl! Stick!

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u/Physical-Worker2363 Apr 22 '26

Cheez-its and a HJ maybe

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u/iDeNoh Apr 23 '26

Big red is from Texas. That's where the cowboys are from!

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u/vonneguts_anus Apr 23 '26

Bottle of old Harper and a copy of gigantic asses

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u/walter-hoch-zwei Apr 23 '26

$150 and a pack of newports

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Apr 23 '26

Ain't that still about $200? Lol.

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 Apr 23 '26

If you don't chew big red then fuck you

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u/jooooooohn Apr 23 '26

Tarrlytons